You can put googly eyes on the sledge without changing its function. You can pain tthe mouth on the blade. Everytime it goes through the neck holder, it gets bloodier. Kinda like a cute vampire. 😙
If Guwutine doesn't get to eating soon, we're all going to be super sad, according to an awful lot of economists telling us that wealth redistribution is the only viable solution out of this mess.
I can agree to that. The problem doing it today would be how to extract cash from the wealth of today's billionaires. We could take out Elon and get morning on return because all his wealth is just ownership of companies that are all hype and no real profits. Someone like bezos would work because he does have a ton of assets ee could sell to China, but even then we wouldn't be able to do much with it.
The trade off would be the loss of millions of retirement accounts when the stocks collapse, and the debt machine gets unwound.
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Awww, Guwutine-chan is so cute!
Blade isn't long enough. I wouldn't even cut half way through the neck.
Pfft. That’s glass-half-empty thinking.
The fully attached neck being the empty glass, and a half-attached neck still getting the job done?
I feel like lifting the detached head out of the basket by the hair and watching the life drain out of their eyes is the selling point, though.
i thought it was the mime with a slide whistle that did sound effects for every chop
it better be, otherwise i've been practicing this slide whistle for nothing
The free market will take care of the rest.
you gotta let them feel it
You sure? Look closely - the sharpened part of the blade is harder to see, almost white.
If I had a dime for every billionare killed with a guillotine in 2026, I'd... have the same amount of money. 🥲
What was it that rich people say when they hear this? "Then pull yourself by the bootstraps, go out, and make money!" I will land you a guillotine.
i read that one book and i have been manifesting guillotines (and casting various hexes) for a decade now.
i'ma take credit for this one even though i didn't do it. i imagined it so it was totally me
Choppy McChoppy face
Giant googly eyes would be perfect for this.
You can put googly eyes on the sledge without changing its function. You can pain tthe mouth on the blade. Everytime it goes through the neck holder, it gets bloodier. Kinda like a cute vampire. 😙
The guy who gives the blade a quick 120 grit sharpen with an angle grinder can even dress up like a dentist
120 grit? amateur. we do 400 here. gotta slice that billionaire nice and thin for our soup
party like it's 1799🍾
What do you mean?
it's a joke about a candy bar advertism
Uwu Guillio-chan pwease hug all of the miwwionaires as hawd as you can
If Guwutine doesn't get to eating soon, we're all going to be super sad, according to an awful lot of economists telling us that wealth redistribution is the only viable solution out of this mess.
Even the billionaires economists are saying the same thing.
i like the new version (titan sub)
Me too
i feel deeply for every engineer that worked on this that had to fake shock and sadness when it whoopsie doodled
The years following the gelatines were horrible for a 100 years. I think I'll pass
I can agree to that. The problem doing it today would be how to extract cash from the wealth of today's billionaires. We could take out Elon and get morning on return because all his wealth is just ownership of companies that are all hype and no real profits. Someone like bezos would work because he does have a ton of assets ee could sell to China, but even then we wouldn't be able to do much with it.
The trade off would be the loss of millions of retirement accounts when the stocks collapse, and the debt machine gets unwound.
senpai can you take a close and fast look at this mole on my neck?
::: spoiler the mole in question :::
I see a guillotine post and do 2 things. Like and then post a link to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ