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Notyoureply
sopuli.xyz

Does it.....

"Kiss up and down my arm."

'Yes Chef"

Kisses

Okay you're right.

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Master and commander, can I have a cookie?

After you finish your vegetables, subordinate.

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lemmy.world

Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I'm fucking one of my children?

Either way, naaaaah. Fuck no.

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lemmy.world

Actually, your mind DID go to pedophilia immediately, because the comment you replied to didn't mention any ages. But you saw the word "children" and immediately thought of pedophilia.

Children can be any age... I am a 30+ child of my parents

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lemmy.world

But that's a completely different topic. I didn't argue that the original comment didn't insinuate incest. We were talking about pedophilia, because you pulled it out of nothing, because the original comment didn't imply that in any way.

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lemmy.world

I don't need a thing from you. I’m just calling out your dishonest bullshit.

​First, you smugly projected pedophilia onto the original commenter when you were the only person fucked up enough to bring the word into this thread. When I called you out on that projection, you immediately moved the goalposts to 'incest spectrums' to distract from your mistake. And now you're pulling this passive-aggressive 'wHaT dO yOu NeEd FrOm Me' act to pretend I'm the weird one for calling out your bullshit.

​Instead of just admitting you misread the post and apologizing for throwing around absurd accusations, you double down with logical fallacies and play victim. I don't need anything from you- just pointing out that projecting creepy shit onto strangers and playing dumb when called out doesn't make you look smart

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It's weird as someone who didn't grow up speaking English, because I only ever hear the word in a sexual context (except occasionally and then it's very weird)

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lemmy.world

Normalize "Father/Mother" in a Dickensian era London accent.

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lemmy.today

I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.

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guyreply
piefed.social

Holy I would be a bit uncomfortable with being called daddy but pappa would throw me of completely.

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My wife and I theorise that almost all Swedes speak English because it's so easy to make someone cringe in the bedroom when speaking Swedish.

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lemmy.today

This sentence is old enough to be in middle school.

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lemmy.world

How to tell people you're porn addicted without telling people you're porn addicted.

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sh.itjust.works

This is a thing in real life. I'd say about half the women I've slept with have called me daddy in bed entirely of their own accord.

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Porn addicted? What is porn addicted?

I hate "daddy" too but that is hardly a sign of being porn addicted. Might also just be something other guys liked, so if you don't like it, just communicate.

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They just took someone else's joke and replaced bro with sensei to make it a "brand new sentence"

Ah, the way of memes. You made this? I made this.

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lemmy.world

Honestly your kids calling you daddy and your wife calling you daddy as a joke hits different. I love when my kids call me daddy.

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titanicxreply
lemmy.zip

And I love when your wife calls me Daddy.

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lemmy.world

Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?

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That's not how gay couples work. We're a thropple. And yes he is our son-in-law.

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Zannsoloreply
lemmy.world

Odds are she wouldn't get off with you sorry micro buddy

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Abyssianreply
lemmy.world

Weird, she tells everyone else she fakes it with you.

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J_N_Freply
lemmy.world

Please be careful - this dude's skin is obviously so thin that your words might cut him.

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I mean, he really should know that Beth's a giant slut.

Man, imagine his face if that's the right name.

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lemmy.ca

So modern of you... allowing your children to address you directly. /s

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m0darnreply
lemmy.ca

I was so uncomfortable watching that smarter every day video where his son only calls him "sir". Maybe it's a regional thing but it seemed super authoritarian and gross to me.

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Looking at his recent videos I think it's the one with the triple barrelled pistol

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Yea I think it was Will Ferrell making fun of boomer fathers that did that I'm parroting here. But also I vaguely recall something like that watching old disney live actions. I wanna say scenes fromn Heidi, but that could have also been because she was an unconforming girl.

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porn pratically sexualized it, usually its "incest", or step porn. the usage of daddy is more pervasive with gay porn.

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sh.itjust.works

Who is 'they'? Pretty sure it's been predominantly a single, very identifiable group.

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lemmy.world

Super curious which very identifiable group you are talking about since it is not obvious to me.

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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei. | Spyke