Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I'm fucking one of my children?
Actually, your mind DID go to pedophilia immediately, because the comment you replied to didn't mention any ages. But you saw the word "children" and immediately thought of pedophilia.
Children can be any age... I am a 30+ child of my parents
But that's a completely different topic. I didn't argue that the original comment didn't insinuate incest. We were talking about pedophilia, because you pulled it out of nothing, because the original comment didn't imply that in any way.
I don't need a thing from you. I’m just calling out your dishonest bullshit.
First, you smugly projected pedophilia onto the original commenter when you were the only person fucked up enough to bring the word into this thread. When I called you out on that projection, you immediately moved the goalposts to 'incest spectrums' to distract from your mistake. And now you're pulling this passive-aggressive 'wHaT dO yOu NeEd FrOm Me' act to pretend I'm the weird one for calling out your bullshit.
Instead of just admitting you misread the post and apologizing for throwing around absurd accusations, you double down with logical fallacies and play victim. I don't need anything from you- just pointing out that projecting creepy shit onto strangers and playing dumb when called out doesn't make you look smart
It's weird as someone who didn't grow up speaking English, because I only ever hear the word in a sexual context (except occasionally and then it's very weird)
I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.
I hate "daddy" too but that is hardly a sign of being porn addicted. Might also just be something other guys liked, so if you don't like it, just communicate.
Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?
I was so uncomfortable watching that smarter every day video where his son only calls him "sir". Maybe it's a regional thing but it seemed super authoritarian and gross to me.
Yea I think it was Will Ferrell making fun of boomer fathers that did that I'm parroting here. But also I vaguely recall something like that watching old disney live actions. I wanna say scenes fromn Heidi, but that could have also been because she was an unconforming girl.
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That's not much better depending on what you read.
"Yes Chef" also works
Does it.....
"Kiss up and down my arm."
'Yes Chef"
Kisses
Okay you're right.
- "you've been a naughty girl.."
"yes chef i'm sorry chef"
Oui Chef
Master and commander, can I have a cookie?
After you finish your vegetables, subordinate.
"Captain."
"Ensign."
Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I'm fucking one of my children?
Either way, naaaaah. Fuck no.
Actually, your mind DID go to pedophilia immediately, because the comment you replied to didn't mention any ages. But you saw the word "children" and immediately thought of pedophilia.
Children can be any age... I am a 30+ child of my parents
But that's a completely different topic. I didn't argue that the original comment didn't insinuate incest. We were talking about pedophilia, because you pulled it out of nothing, because the original comment didn't imply that in any way.
I don't need a thing from you. I’m just calling out your dishonest bullshit.
First, you smugly projected pedophilia onto the original commenter when you were the only person fucked up enough to bring the word into this thread. When I called you out on that projection, you immediately moved the goalposts to 'incest spectrums' to distract from your mistake. And now you're pulling this passive-aggressive 'wHaT dO yOu NeEd FrOm Me' act to pretend I'm the weird one for calling out your bullshit.
Instead of just admitting you misread the post and apologizing for throwing around absurd accusations, you double down with logical fallacies and play victim. I don't need anything from you- just pointing out that projecting creepy shit onto strangers and playing dumb when called out doesn't make you look smart
It's weird as someone who didn't grow up speaking English, because I only ever hear the word in a sexual context (except occasionally and then it's very weird)
Lmao it's definitely a power dynamic and for some playing with shame
Normalize "Father/Mother" in a Dickensian era London accent.
Low key trying to make my infant start calling me father
I'm not calling my wife both father and mother. She's got enough in her plate
I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.
Holy I would be a bit uncomfortable with being called daddy but pappa would throw me of completely.
Geef me een klap pappa
My wife and I theorise that almost all Swedes speak English because it's so easy to make someone cringe in the bedroom when speaking Swedish.
Notice me, sensei.
Ah yes, teach me harder, sensei!
Yes Step-Sensei
Watch out, it's pretty close to sempai, and that one is also very sexualized!
This sentence is old enough to be in middle school.
Nah. Most kids have switched to "Dad" by then.
How to tell people you're porn addicted without telling people you're porn addicted.
This is a thing in real life. I'd say about half the women I've slept with have called me daddy in bed entirely of their own accord.
You sleep with women? Dude that's so gay
So, one?
Jokes aside, like 10-15 out of 30ish. It's surprisingly common.
Porn addicted? What is porn addicted?
I hate "daddy" too but that is hardly a sign of being porn addicted. Might also just be something other guys liked, so if you don't like it, just communicate.
Me and this guy watch polar opposite porn lmao
Thank God Blue Archive didn't mess up the word sensei
Good Morning, Progenitor
Hello, mudda
Hello, fadda
Here I am at
Camp Grenada
They just took someone else's joke and replaced bro with sensei to make it a "brand new sentence"
Ah, the way of memes. You made this? I made this.
Honestly your kids calling you daddy and your wife calling you daddy as a joke hits different. I love when my kids call me daddy.
And I love when your wife calls me Daddy.
Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?
🎼 i'm my own grandpa 🎶
That's not how gay couples work. We're a thropple. And yes he is our son-in-law.
only on Chewsday's.
Odds are she wouldn't get off with you sorry micro buddy
Weird, she tells everyone else she fakes it with you.
Please be careful - this dude's skin is obviously so thin that your words might cut him.
I mean, he really should know that Beth's a giant slut.
Man, imagine his face if that's the right name.
You meant...senpai? ~
Do they serve sem-pie here?
uwu!
notice me senpai! notice me!
Notice me, daddy-san!
General, there's another settlement that needs help.
Need to construct more pylons
"Translated from Portuguese?!"
brazillian reference
Sexualize all words!
So modern of you... allowing your children to address you directly. /s
I was so uncomfortable watching that smarter every day video where his son only calls him "sir". Maybe it's a regional thing but it seemed super authoritarian and gross to me.
Destin's son calls him "sir"? That's super fucked.
He is super christian.
Yeah. That's true.
Looking at his recent videos I think it's the one with the triple barrelled pistol
Yea I think it was Will Ferrell making fun of boomer fathers that did that I'm parroting here. But also I vaguely recall something like that watching old disney live actions. I wanna say scenes fromn Heidi, but that could have also been because she was an unconforming girl.
For me it will be shihan.
porn pratically sexualized it, usually its "incest", or step porn. the usage of daddy is more pervasive with gay porn.
No eye contact!
Who's your sensei?
and what does he do?
Who is 'they'? Pretty sure it's been predominantly a single, very identifiable group.
Super curious which very identifiable group you are talking about since it is not obvious to me.
I believe in you, you can come to notice.
boooo coward
Hot dads?
Yeah, sure.