Elon Musk threatens to make ‘historically accurate’ version of The Odyssey with Grok
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The Odyssey is a work of fiction. It's a heroic epic, not a history. How do you make a historically accurate version of fictional oral poetry?
Well you see he's stupid and can't tell the difference between fiction and reality
Hire a historian to give a no-nonsense talk about the history of ideas Homer used. Believers in Greek gods and countries mentioned were definitely real. We don't know nearly as much about them as Homer did but we know Odysseus wouldn't encounter supernatural beings and can conjecture what these themes were inspired by.
True, the man truly had vision.
There's nobody better than a blind man to write historically about the hue of a person's skin.
It is also speculated by historians that Homer wasn't just one person but in fact entire industry of people whose job it was to tell stories.
what next ? historically accurate Star Wars ?
I get what you're saying, but maybe that's a bad example. I actually do want them to release a historically accurate version of Star Wars... ie. the version that was released in 1977 in which Han Solo shot first and there wasn't a bunch of CGI shit all over the place.
Star wars silver screen edition. Look it up, it's out there. It's like a 25 GB download but you can find it.
Bunch of fans got a hold of original film print of the movie and digitized it. No remastering, just the movie as it was presented in 1977.
Well that exists! Sure not quite officially, but look up project 4K77, you can download that version of Star wars right now (and it's awesome. I've watched all three of them in their most original version)
Yeah I got the despecialized edition and it's fine. It's weird that you have to pirate one the most popular movies to be shown in the theater to get what was shown in the theater.
Han straight up ended greedo. Bug-eyed bastard never even got a shot off.
Well yeah, Greedo didn't shoot. Because Han Solo shot first. I don't think it needs to be stated that Han Solo wouldn't miss at a range that close.
Melting shit candle makes plopping noises that sound like words
Um, the Odyssey is fiction. It literally can't be "historically accurate".
It's a dog whistle for casting only white people and no queer actors. If something has a racist angle, assume that's the one Musk means
Ah yes, the famously pale ancient Greeks who definitely only engaged in the "correct" kinds of relationships.
If he isn't an actual fucking idiot, he's a premium rate actor.
(Looks at the history of Musk in the public eye)
I'm gonna say it's the idiot one. All the moron had to do was keep his mouth shut and keep paying to buy the founder title of other market disruptors and he'd've been the next Henry Ford (literal nazi that Americans remember fondly cause he was "pro-labor" (threw labor a bone to disrupt union efforts))
Instead, we now all know he's an evil idiot with an ego problem.
TL;DR; Narcissistic emotionally stunted manchild acts out to get attention because he can't figure out why he isn't getting the respect or adoration he clearly deserves.
And any attention is better than none.
Im not sure that's all idiocy though.
It's certainly a large helping of narcissism and hubris.
Nepo-lucking your way up enough to mingle with the other amoral arseholes probably requires some skill of a kind.
It could just be trolling, he's certainly rich enough and that gives him a layer of protection in the current capitalist societal structure that's thick enough he can pretty much just be a 24/7 dick and there will be zero effective consequences.
I personally think he's got in to a position where he can have basically whatever he wants except the things he actually would like to have.
He's a boring, lonely, sad child of middling intellect and can't figure out why the things he does doesn't get him the things he needs/wants.
So he escalates, and lashes out, because he can and its his only form of communication.
Like a crying toddler with big feelings, they can't articulate the problem so they cry and scream until someone else figures they need food and a hug.
Except his tantrums kill people and ruin lives.
If he was an idiot that might go a ways to explaining the continual inability to just not be a dick to everyone, all the time.
But I think it's worse than that, i think he's choosing to continue being a dick, as a way of proving to himself he still has an effect on the world , not the respect, acceptance or adoration he wants, but still, something.
/rant
Ancient Greeks, ancients Sparta in particular, was gay as f.
Shh... He's on katamine. You're going to ruin his trip.
Grok probably told him it's a true story, and he believed it
The Odyssey is fictional story.
Does he think magic and giants and gods are historically accurate?
What about a historically accurate version of Harry
PotterDresden?JK Rowling is a bigoted cunt, and her content doesn't deserve even a sliver of acknowledgement.
I do think it’s still fair to consider the very likely possibility that there’s a fair amount of truth contained within the story though (obviously not all the supernatural stuff, but still). That’s definitely the case with the Iliad; Troy was literally discovered in modern-day Türkiye in the 1800s.
All the crazy stuff in it is probably at least in part a result of its origin as an oral tradition instead of written text. The story being passed down across generations of memorizers without any hard reference to go off of tends to make for a really long game of telephone.
None of this is to humour Musk by the way. I just think this topic is interesting in general.
New York City is a real place that exists, but that doesn’t make the Avengers films any less fictional.
I’m going off of what real historians have hypothesized, not just baseless rhetoric. Nor am I claiming that the legends themselves are wholly factual (though as I’ve said it’s definitely possible to be partly the case). Feel free to read the Wikipedia article on it and draw your own conclusions.
Personally, I think it would be absurd if it were the case that in Late Bronze Age Greece — in or around the Bronze Age Collapse — they chose Troy (evidently not even a Greek setting) specifically to be the setting of an oral war story without there being a material reason for it, however minor. But that’s just me obviously.
Addendum (This is somewhat unrelated but still important to bring up): I think it's honestly quite offensive to compare an entire cultural heritage's creation to relatively simple blockbuster films made not even a couple decades ago. You're comparing a cultural creation brought about in the midst of an entire mythos, through countless generations, to a few simple narratives; the origins of which can be found not even a century ago. Not only is it a false equivalence, it's downright ignorant if not explicitly ill-intended. One was made through the contributions of several minds over hundreds of years through the sole intent of participating in a rich communion of ideas; the others were made, fundamentally, with the intention of turning a profit. It's belittling and ethnocentric to pretend that they're equivalent in any form.
I mean, “the Greeks have always been at war with the Persians” was always a good rallying cry. And arguing that the Persians are descendants of Troy would probably work as propaganda
We do know for a fact that the Achaeans and the Hittites had several conflicts over all of Western Anatolia and specifically control of Wilusa (Ilios / Troy) between the 15~14 and 12th c. BCE, and that the city got destroyed in battle during the collapse around 1180 BCE. We have a bunch of complaints from the Hittites about it.
The theories are that its a mythic retelling of a legend that's an embellished version of something that basically 'kind of' happened, around the time of the Late Bronze Age Collapse, between the 13th and 12th centuries BCE.
The original date of it being first written down is somewhere in the 8th century BCE, so, yeah roughly 500 years of oral tradition untill then.
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Is-the-Odyssey-a-True-Story
So... taken in whole... the Odyssey is maybe roughly as actually historically accurate as... the Old Testament.
If your lense is 'is this legitimate history?'...
There are kernels of events that basically actually happened, and some important people who did something vaguely similar to what's described in the stories... around which is erected a grand mythic narrative featuring a great amount of totally fantastic and impossible nonsense, and many wholly fabricated characters and 'plot points'.
Schliemann dug straight through the actual Troy that he was looking for, destroying a huge chunk of it to get to an even earlier settlement in the strata beneath that he decided to call Troy. His "method" was essentially do dig a trench all the way to the bottom, assuming that the oldest level would be Troy. (Yes...he was that stupid).
It was only afterwards that other, actual archaeologists placed the proper stratum that the homeric Troy would have existed in. And by then, much of it was already obliterated.
I majored in Near Eastern Classical Archaeology with a focus on the Bronze age (Hittites, Minoans, Mycenaeans, Babylonians, etc...), and lesson one may as as well have been titled "Why Heinrich Schliemenn was an asshole."
This is extremely true and worth saying as you have.
Yeah, I'm not an subject matter specialist? expert? as you are, but yeah... errybody hates Schliemenn, because his idiotic site practices very likely destroyed a whole lot of ... pretty important history.
I'm far from a specialist. Not only is my knowledge about 25 years or so out of date, I ended up leaving with half a year left on my degree because not only did a divorce make me unable to afford to continue, but some guys from the middle east crashed into the World Trade Center and ignited a war that shut down any actual archaeological work in the most of that part of the world for a decade or so.
So rather than specialist, I'm a guy that has 3.5 years of a 4 year Bachelor's degree, and then went off to take a bunch of computer certificates instead. lol.
Still regret never going back to finish it once the middle east settled down again.
Well... middle east is never settling down again, in our lifetimes, so... best make your peace with it, if you can.
I still appreciate 3.5 years of out of date study.
3.5 more years than me!
This is an incredibly disingenuous reply so I'm not even going to do it the dignity of a fully-fleshed response.
All I need to say is that if you seriously read my comment as saying that the Odyssey is completely reliable history with little to no flaws or embellishments in its writing, then it sounds like you should take a course on media literacy.
... Did I say that you said that?
No.
I did not.
I was adding general context to what you said, for general readers.
More people read comments than... just you.
Calm down.
Would you put it past him? The guy is so high most of the day he probably thinks the sparkle fairy brings him a coffee every morning.
How can we be sure it wasn't real.
good point and how can we be sure it didn't go down the way christopher nolan said it did
Because American English was invented a few days later and at least two streets away.
He was literally there when homer was writing it.
Funnily enough the harry potter movies are historically inaccurate
The bastard thinks himself as one.
Why are we okay with every robin hood movie being an interpretation, but all the sudden the oddesy needs to be historically perfect?
Because racism
And because "ewwww trans person."
It's all just so pathetic.
"This person doesn't have the correct generalia" ??? They are fools
Evidently Lupida isn't beautiful enough to be Helen even as she is one of the prettiest women alive.
Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy? First I've heard of it, but she's gorgeous, and a very talented actor. I think she's a good choice.
I haven't seen it but I bet she did a great job, as always
That's only true if you're not a racist piece of trash, so...
They'd like everyone to look like, I don't know, Bruce bailaban, Lucy lawless, some third thing, or hells forbid another space commerce gremlin. It's important for the sex scenes to have the right amounts of nips and penes.
I would not mind everybody looking like Lucy Lawless.
Especially in her Xena days. What a queen.
i dunno. she ages like the finest of wines
I hope from gives him a fourteen hour long blank video.
Elon will run his mouth for a while, then forget about this.
He will never follow through.
Yeah still waiting for his video game company lol
nono it will come any day now, just like hyper loop and self driving car
With historically accurate cyclops, scylla, charybdis, sirens and ghost of Agamemnon...
Athena and Poseidon have dialogue
How is this a "threat"? What would be the dire consequences if he did?
"Offers" is the right word here.
Threatens is funnier tho.
You're right. I missed that. I took this too seriously.
He’s threatening to unleash such trash onto the world.
Like if you look at how most billionaires since the 80s came into being its almost entirely one strategy:
start with a decent pile of money
Put the money pile on a stock market bet
Manipulate the stock price by lying, cheating, stealing or making a popular product.
Elon musk is some kind of idiot-savant in manipulating stock prices and then diverting a maximal amount of money away from material product creation. His "money taken" to "physical product created" ratio is just modestly better than elizabeth holmes.
There is a larger discussion to be had of whether we should allow society to give people that level of power because they're good at marketing and backroom dealing. Especially since the entire reason we created the entire stock market system was in theory to build more popular products, not to reward skilled stock market manipulators.
Its sort of salt in the wound that the material value of most of elon's companies and products are largely dwarfed by the amount of money musk has been awarded by the government.
Society would probably have been better served by spinning up state owned electric car factories and state owned satellite delivery systems because we could have gotten all the same benefits for a fraction of the price we paid for it and are continuing to pay for.
I do think his emotional growth was retarded or completely stopped around the ages of 10-14 years old. It’s a valid use of the word in his case.
Ketamine melted his brain. He was always a loser but not to such an extent.
This has nothing to do with me yet you are insulting me and others who have nothing to do with this. Fuck you, too, if you're going to be abusive to random strangers.
Life’s gonna be hard if you internalize everything you read and hear as a personal attack. Grow up.
ok
I can't wait to see a historically accurate Polyphemus.
It was just a midget with poor eyesight.
he should buy memphis the water treatment plant he promised so grok can stop using AQUIFER DRINKING WATER for cooling.
fuck elon i hope he gets pancreatic cancer and 4 flat tires on his ride home.
Damn that is brutal
No, it's not brutal enough.
Not enough gay sex, I'm guessing?
Thank GOD! I HOPE he can do the Same with Avengers so we can FINALLY get a HISTORICALLY Accurate version of THAT too!
You don't need to make en entire fantasy film to show us that historically accurate cyclops, Elon!
Is this because they made Helen of Troy black
Yes
This is not oniony, this is just yet another "Elon musk says"
Elon's breath reeks of onion, though
I can’t wait to see what a historically accurate cyclops looks like.
John Goodman
Came here looking for a reference to Oh Brother. I call this a win for the day.
Who plays Odysseus? Someone with a beautiful head of hair I hope.
And he wants to do it all with AI, of course, because he has even less talent and creativity than a rotting dog turd.
I have a feeling he wouldn't wanna hear about Caeneus
And Tireseas
Wait till he finds out how many twinks were in the Odyssey.
Bring back Troy McClure and his cologne, Smellin of Troy.
You may remember him from such classics like "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly".
Will white republican Jesus be in it too?
Did they replace supply-side jesus already?
It's the same one
he would also have to "christianize" the greek gods too, like how SPN did it.
I'm going to pray to Jah every night that he follows through on this train wreck of a movie.
I believe the idea is "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." If he wants to task mecha-hitler with making a movie that will flop because he can't handle people that aren't his favorite color, let him. It's better than letting him spend that money on more orphan crushing machines.
@gork is thid real???2
I'm looking forward to Helen of Troy being part Bird or whatever
part horse?
So like a Nazi Odyssey?
Maybe he actually meant Biblically accurate? The two are quite easily confused, after all.
Also, remember DeepDream?
Like that.
He couldn't do a worse job tbh. They are wearing pants in that movie, the Greeks thought only effeminate barbarians wore those.
This would be a real triumph of the will.
C’mon phony stark, I know you’re in a k hole right now but let’s get you home and into bed
lol impossible because it’s fiction.
But go ahead and try, I’d love to pirate it to laugh at
Oh cool. I cannot wait to see that sultry, steamy, Unicorn sex scene. And the epic hot dog eating contest that no one can stop talking about. And the cross stitch contest between the forest witches. So... many... good... memories!!!!!
I didn't like Odyssey but I very much doubt Musk can make a better version.
What I didn't like had nothing to do with the characters. It was more that all the man eaters looked like video game template characters, in the battle of Troy everything exploded and burnt, there was a lot of light inside of the Trojan horse and Ithaka looked run down. I don't mean run down because of all the "guests", I man it really looks several thousand years older than it was at the time.
The boat scenes, the initial appearance of the Cyclops and the transformation by the witch looked really cool though.