The only thing that's real

It was dirt. In all versions. The "shit" change was elsewhere in the song.

Original:

I wear this crown of shit

Abomination:

I wear this crown of thorns

Empire of dirt.

The shit was "crown of shit" in Trent Reznor's original. In Johnny Cash's cover he changed it to "crown of thorns".

...amazing

Thank you for sharing, glad you still have ten digits.

Your finger good tho right? If you go knuckle first it's usually losing skin and a learning lesson. I don't talk about the other way

Yikes!

Two recent finger injuries to make you feel better!

I sliced my thumb open vertically with a pocket knife trying to cut a zip tie off of something. My thumb looked like a snakes tongue, and now I have a scar that makes my thumb look like a dick head.

Same thumb, just post healing, I was helping a friend move, grabbed a bicycle by the wheel to put it on top of the truck. Wheel spun, bike frame spun the opposite direction, the spoke cut into my thumb, and had my buddy not reacted quickly (or if he had simply grabbed the bike and pulled instead of just stabilizing it), I likely would have lost the thumb entirely. Broke the bone, spoke cut all the way to the bone. It suuuuuucked.

As we say in the shop, "If you wouldn't stick your dick there, don't stick your finger there either."

My partner calls me a cat because I can catch flies. Good reaction time, hand-eye coordination, likely from being a former hockey goalie in uni. If I drop something, I can often manage to catch it with the same hand I dropped it from, which is usually pretty neat.

Not so long ago I was drying a sharp kitchen knife.

In the future rather then spin it grab the tyre and wobble it.

If it's got movement it's shagged.

Just don't pull it off what ever you have it jacked up on.

The real benefit is if you're wheel bearing is really rooted you can tell on the ground.

Spinning can tell you about cv shafts though because they tend to click.

Source am mechanic

Update: i just tripped while holding a glass coffee pot and ended up cutting through an artery in my hand when it smashed, can't give you shit anymore over dumb serious injuries

Same, hehe.

What have I become?

I always forget that's not a Johnny Cash original!

Yes indeed, a tea towel will do the job well, I just got some silicone mats to make the whole surface black (so I can see dirt and crumbs easier) and non-slip. It also does some sound absorption to reduce the noise level, but it isn't a huge effect.

The sourdough was unscathed, which was the problem, it deflected the knife better than my weak human flesh. Attempt 2 was successful, the sourdough was great, and it is a standard loaf which replaces all other bread so it became Vegemite toast, tuna salad sandwiches, boiled egg mashed with butter toast, and a vessel for butter with sausages. It is also gluten free, made with brown and white rice, buckwheat, and tapioca starch. Finally got sourdough working with gluten free flour, no xantham gum needed, just a touch of psylium husk (2g/500g).

Lime and coconut gives you an upset tummy, you silly woman.

Besides, good whiskey never lets you lose your place. No wait, that's a whole different song.