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Charlie Kirk statue being placed in Times Square. No way there won’t be actual shit in his lap in 3… 2…
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Face is far too big.
Exactly. it's not even recognizably Kirk at this scale.
Someone should turn it into a fountain
Just wanted to post it's missing a hole lol
Wait, the statue has all his other holes?
It will when I'm done with it.
Instruction unclear: unzips. . . duffle bag.
Gotta depict him in his finest moment, after all.
The drinking kind where you push a button.
That's not anatomically correct, there is a hole missing.
I know of a way to correct this inaccuracy.
I believe the expression is
I think it'd be better if they turned it into a fountain, just like the real one was.
A gender neutral one too
Bro's gonna be chopped up and taken to four different scrapyards as if he owed the cartel money.
me with a 3/16" drill bit and red sharpie
Wondering how long it takes for someone to make him a nice, big, veiny silicone addon for the microphone.
I like how you think.
I hope this turns into the Edinburgh statue thing with traffic cones, but with dildos.
Lol.
He's dead.
in the end he became what he hated the most
a person of color
I kinda feel they’ll have to hire a full-time hazmat suit person.
Human waste in public is toxic, right?
Who would have to pay for the constant cleaning? The statue owner? The city?
Hinge the elbow, mic replaced with a dildo, rope of cum across the left of his neck.