Message > Messape - You whisper a short message into rhe breeze intended for a target, and that gets delivered by an ethereal ape who also wrecks the place (just a bit, it's still a cantrip).
Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
And a row of LEDs. And capacitors that last as long as the longest track so you crank it up in about 1/20 of the duration and don't have to keep turning.
It's the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free to use. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server of audio files (or worse, app!)
And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches narration languages or bonus tracks) for accessibility to the visually impaired built into the post. It does not need to be this big (you know how tiny an exercise bike generator, 10W power regulator, MP3 player, amplifier and speech-capable speaker can get) but the tall-human-sized bent pipe is an artwork by itself.
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i was hoping for this
If nobody else did it, I was going to post it
I've seen this kink before.
But are those stories of glory?
HiSlaH, Qapla!
Yep. Of days of yore
Of course I've had it in the ear before...
Aural.
Gotta be careful when having aural sex, or you’ll get hearing AIDS
Relevant Oglaf (NSFW)
Tinnitus havers considering life right now
I got a lust for life
Shin shi shin shi?
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.
This reminds me of things like "add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?"
Never heard of this before, but it sounds fun.
https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?549182-5e-Changing-one-letter-in-a-spell-name
Gate > Late - functionally similar, lower-level spell slot but the journey also elapses like 1d8 hours
Fireball > Firebull - same damage and effect, but the appearance is of a bull of fire that just goes ape shit on everything in the area
Acid Arrow > Acid Marrow - A small amount of the target's bone marrow turns into acid, dealing the normal damage
I have to stop or I will do this all day, not necessarily to any enjoyable effect.
Awesome,
Mage Hand > Mage Sand - Allows the mage to place a small amount of sand from a distance.
Yesssss.
Message > Messape - You whisper a short message into rhe breeze intended for a target, and that gets delivered by an ethereal ape who also wrecks the place (just a bit, it's still a cantrip).
Wonderful stories about glory?
I see another Riker maneuver.
Why not both? The infrastructure is there
That’s a generous term for this hole in wall technology.
If at first you don't hear anything, just wait. There's a good chance you'll hear someone coming at some point.
Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
Man, I've been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid
Just don't get the holes mixed up.
Don't stick your... tale in that (?)
Tail*
Undertail
I would guess the story holes are located a bit higher than the other ones.
No, that would cost too much extra in manufacturing, and we're all sitting for this anyway
You’re gonna get your ear poked.
imagine how happy they'll be when they discover audiobooks!
Or any sort of eatbud/head phone
I've seen enough hentai to know not to put my ear near something a dick can fit through.
Congratulations, you've made Audible weird.
Don't shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
You like that?
https://poesiomat.cz/en/
Free crank-powered jukebox. Single button switches tracks. Contrary to the title, it often also features prose, music and other location-specific audio recordings.
Really neat. Too much tech for me but I appreciate the whimsy
a hand crank speaker is too much tech for you and youre posting on social media?
It's a hand-crank speaker with a button!
And a row of LEDs. And capacitors that last as long as the longest track so you crank it up in about 1/20 of the duration and don't have to keep turning.
It's the lowest-tech device that can do this with sufficiently low running costs to make it free to use. Much better than the more common infrastructure of QR codes and a server of audio files (or worse, app!)
And there are hiking trails with information panels that have this technology (the button switches narration languages or bonus tracks) for accessibility to the visually impaired built into the post. It does not need to be this big (you know how tiny an exercise bike generator, 10W power regulator, MP3 player, amplifier and speech-capable speaker can get) but the tall-human-sized bent pipe is an artwork by itself.
Thx
puts ear up to hole
gets wet willies
But all of the stories are of guys getting BJs.
None about girls getting blowjobs?
Much fewer.
Once you go black... You go deaf.
Ah sorry about your ear mate, I thought this was the other type of hole...by the way you have a nice ear.
too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies
You could do that at the glory hole. You'd hear something for sure.
Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I've ever visited.
Earbuds
ftfy
"Can you tell me a story, stepbrother?"
What?
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had 'story holes'. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
I didn't quite catch that
I have family members that respond to texts with “what?” and it’s maddening.
What about the post was unclear to you?
It was a joke. Hearing damage. From putting my ear to a “
storyglory hole”Never get them mixed up
That's two stalls over, but your gonna want to make sure you come in sober, or there's a chance your gonna get a dick.🎵
But it's worth it for the quality of
fishstory.The dyslexic community: "plaese don't"
Didn't they try this in the original scary movie?
You'd end up with an ear full of dick.
lick
How about glory holes, but just for kissing only!!
So… basically an elevator that goes underground?
That's called saying hello to an old person
It's an exciting story with plenty of shouting and spittle.
What if it was just a hole and you were never really sure what you were going to get. Maybe a delicious cream filled long John doughnut.
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of this dick
I was over hear trying to tell a story and I can't get more than a hum around the sides of this dick massaging my tonsils.
This is the story of the one-eyed purple monster!
As long as you're ready to get an earful.
Shinshi shinshi
What if you and I just shared impetigo
The wonderful story? The lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Wait (The Whisper Song)":
podcasts.apple.com