“You guys can mock me for not knowing that. I worked about 22 hours in the last few days and I did not get the briefing on that. I will this morning,” he added.
Not 22 hours in one day, but 22 hours in a few days. Which means at least 3 days, which means less than 8 hours a day. Mike Johnson's concept of extreme hard work is less than the least demanding full-time job.
"Follow up question, Mr. Speaker! Regarding that last half-a-dozen or so ICE agents that shot and killed people in various states of the union who didn't have body cams. Does there need to be accountability? Surely you've heard about at least one of those killings by now?"
“Given the heavy makeup covering the dark circles under your eyes, how do you respond to allegations that you are transitioning? And will you be going by Michelle?”
I had heard Johnson was dead along with Mitch and Lindsey.
Do his eyes look different than normal? Its suspicious that he doesnt know a damned thing thats going on in the US. Isnt representing people his whole effing job? I question his legitimacy. As the real Mike Johnson. The real Mike Johnson was also a slimey douche but he at least seemed to understand what was going on day by day.
Thats just a guy wearing glasses and a cheap suit. Look at the lady next to him. She doesnt beleive thats Mike Johnson either.
The press should be asking, what the hell was he working on during that time, if he's so locked in that he's not paying attention to anything? He's been making his primary job this year calling recess for the House.
*From what I saw, I guess Spkr. Johnson is trying to herd the MAGA cats to pass the economically regressive agenda to the Senate before August.
22 hours on a prison chain gain shackled, in some godforsaken hell hole along a rattle snake infested highway is how this motherfuck should be spending the rest of his life.
Every single one in this regime must serve time. There must be consequences, there must be justice, and the death penalty absolutely should be on the table.
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So you worked for 22 hours yesterday and no one brought it up?? What exactly were you doing for 22 hours?
I think we need him to start keeping a log of what he actually does, sounds like he is milking the clock in a broom closet.
"worked"
Worked*
*Jerked off to an L.L.Bean catalog
He has to be one of the least informed politicians in memory.
TRAITOR SCUM
Please be more understanding, Mike Johnson was very busy monitoring his son's porn activity. 😔
Not 22 hours in one day, but 22 hours in a few days. Which means at least 3 days, which means less than 8 hours a day. Mike Johnson's concept of extreme hard work is less than the least demanding full-time job.
wow, that is some important context that the OP left out.
And in reality, he's probably done his own ACTUAL job of legislating on behalf of the people MAYBE 22 hours in the last month if not year.
He's literally trying to condescend while claiming incompetence.
He can condescend because he knows he can blatantly lie to the world and face no consequences for it. It is the arrogance of power.
If I could be this incompetent with his compensation package, I'd be an insufferably smug prick idiot too
That's pretty much 90% of his public statements.
The rest are bigotry and weird bible interpretations, often at the same time.
"Follow up question, Mr. Speaker! Regarding that last half-a-dozen or so ICE agents that shot and killed people in various states of the union who didn't have body cams. Does there need to be accountability? Surely you've heard about at least one of those killings by now?"
Something along the lines of: “I’ll need to look into the specifics of each of those before I can provide an answer“
You don't look like you worked 22 hours Mikey you lying dipshit.
I doubt he's worked 22 minutes.
If "working" means monitoring what kinds of porn his son watches, I might believe he put in 22 hours.
“Given the heavy makeup covering the dark circles under your eyes, how do you respond to allegations that you are transitioning? And will you be going by Michelle?”
22 hours so far in his life
Chill, Mike. Trump's dick can only get so clean
Plus it's just going to become filthy again when he shits his diaper again a couple hours (minutes?) later.
That's why people are so hellbent on constantly cleaning it though. They know it requires constant maintenance.
I had heard Johnson was dead along with Mitch and Lindsey.
Do his eyes look different than normal? Its suspicious that he doesnt know a damned thing thats going on in the US. Isnt representing people his whole effing job? I question his legitimacy. As the real Mike Johnson. The real Mike Johnson was also a slimey douche but he at least seemed to understand what was going on day by day.
Thats just a guy wearing glasses and a cheap suit. Look at the lady next to him. She doesnt beleive thats Mike Johnson either.
Asshole knows more about his son's masturbation habits than his god damn job
I can't wait for the day that fucking creepy dweeb gets some justice served up.
Lindsey Graham is in hell and Netanyahu's dick isn't going to suck itself.
Play the clipshow of Johnson not knowing about major news stories. Wonder what his record is for claiming total ignorance in a day.
Here you go
I don't know about any of that with the children
Edit, that is not a direct quote. That's the vibe
"Worked".
Masturbated continuously.
Which he's going to need to tell his son about.
He already knows. He was watching from his own phone.
Had to crank out a tribute to Lindsay.
Body cameras are a pro police not anti-police measure.
Follow up: What did he spend 22 hours working on that he thought was more pressing than federal agents killing innocent civilians?
There's still more rights to strip away from minorities and women, so could be that
The press should be asking, what the hell was he working on during that time, if he's so locked in that he's not paying attention to anything? He's been making his primary job this year calling recess for the House.
*From what I saw, I guess Spkr. Johnson is trying to herd the MAGA cats to pass the economically regressive agenda to the Senate before August.
Also, he does not need to be aware of the event to answer the question. It shouldn't be hard to answer...
How DARE you SOCIALISTS expect your Publicly Funded Politicians to WORK! WORK is for us LOW PAID Workers ONLY!
Who knew being a total dipshit took so much work! I'm sure in 22 more hours he'll spin this into Biden's fault.
Is the work here in the room with us now.
Show me on this doll where the work touched you.
I didn’t realize browsing Grindr for 21.5 hours was considered work.
Browsing Grindr isn't technically masterbation so he wouldn't need to tell his son that.
Cleaning trumps balloon knot with his tongue for 22 hours? Impressive...
What a fucking embarrassment. I hope we pay dearly for electing these cocksucking demons. I pray for $7 a gallon gas.
22 hours on a prison chain gain shackled, in some godforsaken hell hole along a rattle snake infested highway is how this motherfuck should be spending the rest of his life.
Every single one in this regime must serve time. There must be consequences, there must be justice, and the death penalty absolutely should be on the table.
BRING ME THE COUNTESS OF MAR-A-LAGO FACE
In other words: "Yes."
Mike Johnson is very, very gay.