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ilemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyikt Neil the Sealhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-01/neil-the-seal-crushes-fence/106864446View original on lemmy.world381Comments34Reply
SubArcticTundra replylemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyWait till Neil shits into the Dog Waste Only bin. It's not like they can send him to jail7Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldWell now I understand why the park rangers have been looking for a very sick bear. I'll try to be more discrete.1Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyi kinda want a tattoo of neil now. look at that face.2Reply
PPhotonic lemmy.world“That’s Neil in the corner… That’s Neil in the spot … light … molesting my whole region”47Reply
DDahGangalang infosec.pub8Hide 8 repliesThere is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy Seal.34Reply
YabbaDabbaDipshit replylemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesally mcbeal joke was right there and you fumbled so hard Im sure you would have killed the stand up scene in the mid 80s opening for Seinfeld. Hahah-41Reply
YabbaDabbaDipshit replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYou didn't make the comment that I replied to that was also posted under your username? Spooky shit bro. I guess you've got a poltergeist living with you. Or did you assume I was insulting someone else? Dipshit.-43Reply
ppapalonian replylemmy.worldYou're saying that my comment, It's a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman Is unoriginal? Uh.. ok. Think it's more likely that you thought I was the guy that made the reference. But sure. That's what you meant.12Reply
DDahGangalang replyinfosec.pub1Hide 1 replyYeah, it was pretty low effort. Figured it might give someone a chuckle tho.4Reply
MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.worldoh whew. i was about to drive down the coast to see Neil. Tasmania, you have a treasure.10Reply
mm0darn replylemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesAh, I think it's being able to lift itself with its rear flippers that indicates it's a sea lion2Reply
CChillCapybara replydiscuss.tchncs.de1Hide 1 replySeals, floppy flippers Sea lions, walky flippers The good name of Neal the seal shall not be usurped with your sea lion revisionism3Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldYeah, like if he was a different species he could be, ah fuck I should've picked an easier species... Shen Long the Dugong? Gotta respect the rhyme.2Reply
NNottaLottaOcelot lemmy.caPoor Neil does not like the changes to his neighbourhood. He just wants to lie down in the shade4Reply
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He gets a pass for being so cute
he hates fences, as should we all
Wait till Neil shits into the Dog Waste Only bin. It's not like they can send him to jail
Well now I understand why the park rangers have been looking for a very sick bear. I'll try to be more discrete.
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Niel is the only acceptable NIMBY
i kinda want a tattoo of neil now. look at that face.
𝒟𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝐹𝒾𝑒𝓁𝒹𝓈 𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝐹𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈
“That’s Neil in the corner…
That’s Neil in the spot … light … molesting my whole region”
There is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy Seal.
ally mcbeal joke was right there and you fumbled so hard
Im sure you would have killed the stand up scene in the mid 80s opening for Seinfeld. Hahah
It's a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman.
I am very sorry you're unoriginal
I didn't make the comment, dumbass.
You didn't make the comment that I replied to that was also posted under your username?
Spooky shit bro. I guess you've got a poltergeist living with you.
Or did you assume I was insulting someone else? Dipshit.
You're saying that my comment,
Is unoriginal? Uh.. ok. Think it's more likely that you thought I was the guy that made the reference. But sure. That's what you meant.
Yeah, it was pretty low effort. Figured it might give someone a chuckle tho.
I did and fuck that guy
“Call the cops, see if I care.”
Fuck that pole.
Neil respects nothing, and we respect Neil for that
god I love niel.
oh whew. i was about to drive down the coast to see Neil. Tasmania, you have a treasure.
That's a sea lion right? It can lift itself up on its flippers
southern elephant seal
Ah, I think it's being able to lift itself with its rear flippers that indicates it's a sea lion
Seals, floppy flippers Sea lions, walky flippers
The good name of Neal the seal shall not be usurped with your sea lion revisionism
Yeah, like if he was a different species he could be, ah fuck I should've picked an easier species... Shen Long the Dugong? Gotta respect the rhyme.
Ah, my neighbour. Hello Neil.
Classic Neil.
Hahaha what a legend
I would literally die for Niel
Poor Neil does not like the changes to his neighbourhood. He just wants to lie down in the shade