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ivanreply
piefed.social

I work in a place where there are quite a bit of older folks, and there were really classy looking folks well in their 90's.

Like, in modern world with that amount of power and wealth it's absolutely a choice to look this shit in one's 80's.

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I absolutely do not deny that many elders can look phenomenal, this is just the perfect stereotypical image for me:

the pants pulled up way too high, looking aloof about everything around him, looking both over- and under-nourished at the same time, the hunchback of notre dame coming from the side

It’s just such a spectacle.

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LibertyLizardreply
slrpnk.net

Lmao is this real?

The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

I guess tactically it might be more difficult for republicans since it would be hard to win while deepthroating his boots, and they don't seem willing to do that for any reason. So maybe that's why they don't think they can win.

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plateeereply
piefed.social

The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

What are you talking about? Every picture I see on Facebook shows Trump as a massive muscular man often smoking a cigar with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder!

/s

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Notyoureply
sopuli.xyz

That is true. I mean just look at this sexual icon. So buff.

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Yes and a soccer/football. He can do all sports at one time. He is top sports ball man.

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yes. this is a very straight image. just some dudes showing their great physique to each other. cheering each other on. With very defined groins. jep. totally plathonic.

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Have you seen Trump? I guess maybe draw on account of failure to enter the ring by both sides should be an option.

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OwOarchistreply
pawb.social

The man’s 80 years old… unless you are in very poor health this shouldn’t really be a question for you.

The problem comes when the secret service agents tackle you. That's when it gets more difficult.

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I would say that doesn't follow the spirit of the question, since it says between you and Trump, nobody else.

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My main concern would be the smell.

You didn't think of the smell, Dee, YOU BITCH

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zeejooreply
thelemmy.club

They're cucks. Every last one of them. They'll lie and say he could beat them up because they'd do anything to be in daddy's favor even though he doesn't know they exist.

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bagsyreply
lemmy.world

There is a reason they recruit from the church. Their personalities crave someone or something (god or trump) to rule over them and tell them how to live. They can not think for themselves, they can not handle blame, their leader will save them.

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Yeah I've been saying it for years.

Religion primes the pump for them. They've got a massive group of people who they know are already more than willing to completely forgo rational thought and critical thinking.

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OwOarchistreply
pawb.social

Do I get to bring any weapons?

Not that I'd need them, but it would be more fun, and my hands wouldn't end up stained orange.

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Not to mention, you could hurt yourself with how hard and how many times you bash his head.

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bedwyrreply

That is amazing, from the 1st term I didn't think the president could beat nancy pelosi in a fight, let alone me. It would be like jabba the hut getting choked out with pelosi. I hate pelosi just making a point a frail old woman could take him.

These republicans, wow. Huh.

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Conservatives/Regressives are such simps.

Imagine idolizing an almost dead fat rapist and acknowledging he could beat you in a fight.

And we're letting these pathetic losers destroy our future.

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ayyyreply
sh.itjust.works

It’s really weird to post a stats graph without a source.

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gedaliyahreply
lemmy.world

Sir, this is a meme community.

I guess if you wanted to view the source you could look here.

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piefed.social

If their pants were any higher they'd have to open their zippers to eat.

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lemmy.world

They look like pedophile umpa lumpas. How on earth are we losing to these poop sacks?

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Because they have benefactors with more wealth than four J. D. Rockefellers.

One of them has so much wealth he can buy all the governments in the world.

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Briefly and accidentally he may appear woke, but never assume he's woke.

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It’s an edit, the original one is more flattering:

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Look at these disgusting child diddling goombas pulling their pants up to their tits...

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bagsy
lemmy.world

Guliani looks like one of the bank tellers in Harry Potter.

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Bevis (right) and Butthead (left).

I can hear the "heheh heh" just by looking at this picture...

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lemmy.world

Have any of you seen The Dark Crystal?

If you have, remember the Skeksis? Old, decrepit, decaying things wearing puffed up clothing. Underneath they look like miserable plucked carrion birds.

The emperor, lying on his deathbed, used his last breath to proclaim "I am still Emperor!"

Yeah...

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SnarkoPoloreply
lemmy.world

Dude, I'm 68. When I'm that age, do I have to wear my pants like a shirt also too?

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lemmy.zip

He looks like an 82 year old, the problem is not how they look, is how American society decides to put people in power that should be sitting at home with a warm blanket over their knees.

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I wholeheartedly agree, the retirement age in the US should apply across the board and include political positions as well.

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As far as i can tell, some body types lose any definition of hips past a certain age with enough weight gain. So, cinching the belt above the paunch is the only way to avoid using suspenders.

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RidderSportreply
feddit.org

A: Don't know B: custom tailored, they are rich after all

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lemmy.zip

Are these real, and where can I find a source, this will be an awesome meme template

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It's funny how the edit mostly just made Rudy look worse lol.

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bedwyrreply

Those whores are really showing off their FUPA's there, fat upper penis area. They know the lobbyists can't resist it.

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I can't decide whether to put an image of the X single or of Inigo Montoya

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lemmy.world

When your pathetic ideology that's incompatible with the future forces you to idolize rotting rapist corpses.

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"Big 🎡,tremendous🗻, strong💪, handsome 😎big league😩, central casting 🤯"

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These guys need suspenders. The high waisted pants with belts are not it.

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I thought peak masculinity in 2026 was UFC fighter Josh Hokit under The Claw in front of the White House disparaging Michelle Obama.

It is the exertion of force, against the meek, in the most grotesque manner possible.

My own personal manhood remains renounced.

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nah, we know better in 2026, get with the times: peak masculinity is femboyism

"cross-dressing as a woman is one of the manliest activities because only men can do it" - someone smart

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hakase
lemmy.zip

Or we could criticize them for relevant (or, y'know, real) reasons!

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lemmy.world

When they base so much of their "brand" on tough-guy machismo, pointing out that they're actually just effete slobs is valid and useful criticism.

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hakasereply
lemmy.zip

Then do that with an actual picture and not Republican-style AI bullshit

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Thank you for saying this. There's enough shit these people do where we really don't need to be spreading fake/tweaked stuff. The real stuff is enough all on its own.

I'm starting to think a lot of stuff like this is being spread by Republicans or whoever else benefits to muddy the waters to downplay when people DO post unedited shit that's just as bad or worse.

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That guy in the right looks like the blue car macer in Portland

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