Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know itβs the only place that still uses LaserQuestβs guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.
oh shit, i've gotta go check the pitch 'n' putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don't know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we're on opposite sides of the country.
aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we'd just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there
No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever's left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Not trying to be creepy, it's just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it's the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there's a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that's just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don't want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.
or sell her to felon muskrat for billions of dollars but arm her with a gun so she can kill him (you wouldnt actually give her to him thatd be a fate worse than death probably)
I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.
It's a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.
Understandable. You can't take someone against their will to a doc. That's actually illegal here. And the doctor can't do nothing without the patients ok, except in emergencies.
if you are ever in Paris, i know the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. well i know a person who knows the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. it's just bread, ham, and cheese. fuck yeah. the bread is amazing, the cheese is amazing, i don't remember the ham i was too caught up admiring the bread and cheese.
i described it to my local italian deli and they just pointed to their #1. It's fucking amazing too, and it also has banana peppers (on fresh focaccia instead of fresh baguette omg i am in love with their focaccia) which i love. They take care of us.
i'm up in the bay area. I'll name my secondfourth a few of my favorite sandwich shops because it's here's where i go to get the best italian imported sassages. It's in San Francisco and called molinari's.
There's a really good one [deli, not italian deli] by the Fairfield Superior Courthouse called Joe's Buffet (i love their pastrami), they're probably #2. They were #1 until Joe retired. They are THE sandwich place in Fairfield. Everyone who wants a sandwich and works within walking distance eats lunch there. I'd probably be there right now if I wasn't at Evelyn's getting a slice. [pretty good thin crust pizzas. they call them New York Style but i know fuck all about different styles of pizza, i just like eating them. yes all of them.]
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easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England
hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.
Respect
Hating Fr*nce keeps you sharp in these trying times where Br*tain is too busy self-owning.
We used to hate on the US too, but now i just feel bad for how hard it's destroying itself. like watching someone stab himself in the dick repeatedly
Youβre allowed to say Froance here.
It's actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!
Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?
I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn't be picking No More *hio?
Fair
Nohio or Ohion't?
USA in general.
Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know itβs the only place that still uses LaserQuestβs guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.
If so, Iβm down.
oh shit, i've gotta go check the pitch 'n' putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don't know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we're on opposite sides of the country.
aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we'd just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there
But i like it here :( π«π·
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine
fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it's for the greater good
Get off my ark it's muh wine !
Two shipping containers of wine.
I swear some people would waste a genie.
No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever's left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
Uncensor that friggin f-word!
We are allowed to curse on the internet!
Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot be uncensored even in the free internet
it's not like they said Belgium
As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...
Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won't disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.
Isn't one of the options supposed to have a downside?
This is like asking "do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?"
It is... acceptable
can i get a french catgirl?
The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit
That is the superlative, so
what about a franch maid in a catgirl outfit?
Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.
Any downsides?
She will age horribly, she will die sooner, you might die sooner (second hand smoking is not good).
How about a 22 year old (now 24) french guy interested in technologies
damn that's cute :)
if that's yours, bravo
not mine, it was a meme last year
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Not trying to be creepy, it's just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.
i can't tell if you're joking or Statesian about that tip line
so it's a really good joke
Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it's the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there's a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that's just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.
yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain't getting a job how about you
Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don't want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.
Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that's more your speed :)
"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."
I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.
i wish catgirls were hypoallergenic. except to that dude
I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.
based :3
yknow who else hates France? The ruling class
I am the catgirl gf :3
good news, France is melting as we speak.
wishing works
Can I pick you? :3
No. You must pick to eliminate France.
only if my gf lets :p
Perhaps it would convince her if Iβll also be a catgirl gf? >:3
Uhh.... neither?
Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and
abandonset her free.I do own a have-a-heart trap
or sell her to felon muskrat for billions of dollars but arm her with a gun so she can kill him (you wouldnt actually give her to him thatd be a fate worse than death probably)
I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.
I'm sure the cargirl gf would also choose the same.
she understand
what's the issue with france?
The list is so long that my instance would crash
I wouldn't know where to start.
Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?
It's a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.
Worth it
We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let's worry about getting rid of France first.
Germans and Dutchies won't be able to drive to Costa Brava. Joke on them!
Well its a hard choice but what has france really done for us
Yes we can give France another chance.
What's the word being censored? Fragrance?
OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc
Understandable. You can't take someone against their will to a doc. That's actually illegal here. And the doctor can't do nothing without the patients ok, except in emergencies.
Sacre bleu!
So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?
England will breach containment.
What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest
more spain i hope. I love tapas
Ze Germans.
More german neighbors? Please kill me!
I will take the void where friance used to be.
French wine and catgirl gf, what does a man want more in life
I can think of something:
I'm german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden
\s I like france but the clichee
Why not both?
My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.
too gay for this, delete france
that catgirl is a femboy
what happens if we press the button twice
it's not a button. you're just poking a femboy repeatedly
oh well in that caseAnd all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.
Is the implication that this is a French catgirl?
God I hope not, it makes the choice even easier if the gf is cursed
With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you
Like it's just water now or is it a part of Germany and/or Spain?
Does it matter? Frankia delenda est
I dont like either choice tbh.
Will--will the catgirl disappear if not picked? π₯Ί
Can I replace France with Russia or US?
Exposition 33 is a French psyop and it worked. Baguette for life!
Fraonce has a city called Pans?
y....yes. Breadvile, Francia.
Does the cat girl change her own litterbox?
My loneliness outweighs my distaste for France. I pick catgirl.
(γ€βηβ)γ€ where is my cat girl gf!
Can we swap out France for Quebec?
What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?
Andorra gets a coastline
Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?
I see Bush's campaign against France worked.
I can wait for any other type of girl if needed, or can do without for the rest of my life. I hope that makes my choice abundantly clear π€£
Iβm happy to say Iβm far left
On the other hand, I like the food in France....
Nah, cornetti are better than croissants.
France is a horrible place. The people, the still active colonialism. The food is okay, but that is about it.
if you are ever in Paris, i know the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. well i know a person who knows the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. it's just bread, ham, and cheese. fuck yeah. the bread is amazing, the cheese is amazing, i don't remember the ham i was too caught up admiring the bread and cheese.
i described it to my local italian deli and they just pointed to their #1. It's fucking amazing too, and it also has banana peppers (on fresh focaccia instead of fresh baguette omg i am in love with their focaccia) which i love. They take care of us.
All'Antico? The Italian sandwich place?
i'm up in the bay area. I'll name my
secondfourtha few of my favorite sandwich shops becauseit'shere's where i go to get the best italian imported sassages. It's in San Francisco and called molinari's.There's a really good one [deli, not italian deli] by the Fairfield Superior Courthouse called Joe's Buffet (i love their pastrami), they're probably #2. They were #1 until Joe retired. They are THE sandwich place in Fairfield. Everyone who wants a sandwich and works within walking distance eats lunch there. I'd probably be there right now if I wasn't at Evelyn's getting a slice. [pretty good thin crust pizzas. they call them New York Style but i know fuck all about different styles of pizza, i just like eating them. yes all of them.]
What, why France?
Whoa there! Please either censor that word, or add a cw spoiler.
Can I exchange deleting France for deleting Germany and England and I give up a puppy girl as well?
Definitely begone with france 10/10
"Genocide a culture of 70 million people in order to live out your bestiality fantasy!"
You can only pick one.
Someone can read only partially i guess
i don't think it was this kind of problem
culture? We're taking about the french