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ashenonereply
lemmy.ml

Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England

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Redjardreply
reddthat.com

Hating Fr*nce keeps you sharp in these trying times where Br*tain is too busy self-owning.

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It's actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!

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Godricreply
lemmy.world

I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn't be picking No More *hio?

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lemmy.world

Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.

If so, I’m down.

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oh shit, i've gotta go check the pitch 'n' putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don't know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we're on opposite sides of the country.

aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we'd just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there

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lemmy.world

But i like it here :( πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

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Noodle07reply
lemmy.world

Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine

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No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever's left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.

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Axolotlreply
feddit.it

Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot be uncensored even in the free internet

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As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...

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sh.itjust.works

Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won't disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

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Isn't one of the options supposed to have a downside?

This is like asking "do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?"

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She will age horribly, she will die sooner, you might die sooner (second hand smoking is not good).

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lemmy.world

Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?

Not trying to be creepy, it's just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.

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lemmy.world

i can't tell if you're joking or Statesian about that tip line

so it's a really good joke

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Abyssianreply
lemmy.world

Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it's the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there's a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that's just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.

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lemmy.world

yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain't getting a job how about you

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Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don't want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.

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Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that's more your speed :)

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lemmus.org

I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.

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Simulation6reply
sopuli.xyz

Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and abandon set her free.

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or sell her to felon muskrat for billions of dollars but arm her with a gun so she can kill him (you wouldnt actually give her to him thatd be a fate worse than death probably)

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lemmy.curiana.net

I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.

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explodiclereply
sh.itjust.works

It's a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.

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We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let's worry about getting rid of France first.

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tinoreply

Germans and Dutchies won't be able to drive to Costa Brava. Joke on them!

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Well its a hard choice but what has france really done for us

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Annareply

Yes we can give France another chance.

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lemmy.world

OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc

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Understandable. You can't take someone against their will to a doc. That's actually illegal here. And the doctor can't do nothing without the patients ok, except in emergencies.

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feddit.uk

So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?

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discuss.tchncs.de

What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest

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feddit.org

French wine and catgirl gf, what does a man want more in life

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I'm german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden

\s I like france but the clichee

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My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.

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And all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.

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God I hope not, it makes the choice even easier if the gf is cursed

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With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you

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Exposition 33 is a French psyop and it worked. Baguette for life!

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lemmy.wtf

What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?

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Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?

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I can wait for any other type of girl if needed, or can do without for the rest of my life. I hope that makes my choice abundantly clear 🀣

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lemmy.zip

On the other hand, I like the food in France....

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lemmus.org

France is a horrible place. The people, the still active colonialism. The food is okay, but that is about it.

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lemmy.world

The food is okay

if you are ever in Paris, i know the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. well i know a person who knows the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. it's just bread, ham, and cheese. fuck yeah. the bread is amazing, the cheese is amazing, i don't remember the ham i was too caught up admiring the bread and cheese.

i described it to my local italian deli and they just pointed to their #1. It's fucking amazing too, and it also has banana peppers (on fresh focaccia instead of fresh baguette omg i am in love with their focaccia) which i love. They take care of us.

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i'm up in the bay area. I'll name my second fourth a few of my favorite sandwich shops because it's here's where i go to get the best italian imported sassages. It's in San Francisco and called molinari's.

There's a really good one [deli, not italian deli] by the Fairfield Superior Courthouse called Joe's Buffet (i love their pastrami), they're probably #2. They were #1 until Joe retired. They are THE sandwich place in Fairfield. Everyone who wants a sandwich and works within walking distance eats lunch there. I'd probably be there right now if I wasn't at Evelyn's getting a slice. [pretty good thin crust pizzas. they call them New York Style but i know fuck all about different styles of pizza, i just like eating them. yes all of them.]

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Can I exchange deleting France for deleting Germany and England and I give up a puppy girl as well?

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sh.itjust.works

"Genocide a culture of 70 million people in order to live out your bestiality fantasy!"

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