Ooh look at Mr Moneybags with his two crates. Us poors are over here with our plebian cardboard we pulled from a dumpster while you're living it up with your latticed plastic.
Too much echo, too. Throw some shit on the walls. Shit you enjoy looking at. Then less echo.
Quick edit: TV speakers, egregious sin from me. If this person is always using headphones, ignore, but that’s so not common and the couch suggests guests. 50USD beginner Logitech or Pebble 2.1 PC Speaker+sub set and a 3.5mm-to-RCA adapter (if the TV doesn’t have a headphone jack) and you’re golden. Shoot, a set of pebbles without the sub would be 100x better than the TV speakers and that’s like 20-30 moneys… but do yourself a favor and at least get a lil sub. Even the ultra shy lil pebble sub makes a pretty big difference.
The TV should be a bit higher so it's easier to view while laying back in the seat. Go find a construction site and snag yourself an empty cable spool to use as a table.
There are 7 cans on the floor, not counting the open one. A .5l can of beer warms by 10..15 degrees in about half an hour. If the tempo is set to 15 minutes a can, by the middle of the stack you'll get 3..4 cans of piss warm beer.
So realistically to get all of them chill, you need to do at the pace of 5..7 minutes a can. Can be done of you're into turning your evening into a sporting event.
EDIT: Oh, damn! We all said the same thing about the TV. Like Jerry Smith in the Jerry Daycare episode. I am become dad, destroyer of factory settings lol
I bought into the lifestyle creep at some point, and became convinced that my house had to be filled with house things. Let me tell you, it's no more cozier than what's pictured in the meme.
while at a first glance you may conjecture that nothing is particularly out of the ordinary, the glow of the cherenkov radiation seen behind the television is a telltale sign of this apartment being flooded with water. the beer cans lack any meaningful thickness of insulation, and making the assumption that the water is of adequate temperature for the habitation of warm blooded creatures, the beer will thus warm rapidly.
Nightmare. I found some Lenovo Tiny machines for 50 moneys each and now they’re on every screen in the house. Infinite access to everything on every screen with no ads anywhere is just incredible.
I’m eagerly awaiting the release of the framework touchpad keyboard so I can replace all many k400s, though. Please come to me, good touchpad keyboard…
God I know Right? WTF is up with the 2 gang light switch over by the fireplace? gonna walk across the dark room to turn a light on? The one for the electric fireplade is fine
TV too low. Set on box.
Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.
Ooh look at Mr Moneybags with his two crates. Us poors are over here with our plebian cardboard we pulled from a dumpster while you're living it up with your latticed plastic.
Oooh, look at Mr Fancy over here, i just sat on the floor to fix the problem
Oooh lookie here at Mr "I have a floor because I don't live in a hole". Must be nice with all that foundation to flaunt.
silence from the poor Souls that do not have Internet to contribute to this hilarious Jab and find Joy by watching Grass grow
Oh la di da, look at this captain of industry with his "grass" and his "joy". Some of us get by on momentary distraction by a passing cloud.
I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!
Yep. Raise the TV to eye level. Then there are no remaining problems with this setup.
Too much echo, too. Throw some shit on the walls. Shit you enjoy looking at. Then less echo.
Quick edit: TV speakers, egregious sin from me. If this person is always using headphones, ignore, but that’s so not common and the couch suggests guests. 50USD beginner Logitech or Pebble 2.1 PC Speaker+sub set and a 3.5mm-to-RCA adapter (if the TV doesn’t have a headphone jack) and you’re golden. Shoot, a set of pebbles without the sub would be 100x better than the TV speakers and that’s like 20-30 moneys… but do yourself a favor and at least get a lil sub. Even the ultra shy lil pebble sub makes a pretty big difference.
TV too low
Couple of beercases would fix that!
Or a dirt pile
Some cobblestones from the nearby cobblestone street?
Yep. That must be really uncomfortable.
Nope.
According to the tv too high people, this is clearly too high.
It should be about a foot into the floor for proper neck strain.
No game console of course, that’s what’s wrong.
I was going to say “no gaming pc” but let’s not get picky.
No, let's get picky! This looks like someone who wouldn't even be running Linux on the gaming PC they don't have!
Wait… there’s… there’s… gaming PCs without Linux??! 👀😱
Just like there's life without happiness. Some people haven't known anything else though sadly.
If it is AndroidTV, just install RetroArch.
We need more FLOSS Android games that can be played with a remote or gamepad
The TV should be a bit higher so it's easier to view while laying back in the seat. Go find a construction site and snag yourself an empty cable spool to use as a table.
I was going to say the box that the TV came in but whatever works
That's too thin and wouldn't raise it high enough.
Put it upright and balance your brand new tv precariously on a thin piece of cardboard.
It might fit on that fireplace mantle...
No, absolutely not. This is horrible beyond measures. Who made this? Satan?
The TV surely needs some refrigerator-box it could stand on, it's way too low. Barbarians...
after a couple of weeks of factor meals you'll have enough boxes
Hm...fair point.
Only problem is that the TV is too low, needs to be on a cardboard box
The beers are getting warm
Drink faster
There are 7 cans on the floor, not counting the open one. A .5l can of beer warms by 10..15 degrees in about half an hour. If the tempo is set to 15 minutes a can, by the middle of the stack you'll get 3..4 cans of piss warm beer.
So realistically to get all of them chill, you need to do at the pace of 5..7 minutes a can. Can be done of you're into turning your evening into a sporting event.
The TV is ugly low, that's right.
What if they have underfloor cooling/heating? Maybe it is cranked down and keeping the beer mildly cool
Underfloor cooling is really rare (basically never used) because if you cool the floor to near/below the dew point, you'll get water condensing on it.
Normally you want that water condensing somewhere with a good drain, so you get dehumidification too.
Anyone can see that the tv needs a milk carton under it
My lesbian mom lived like that for years after her separation
The TV is too low
Other than that, go nuts lol
EDIT: Oh, damn! We all said the same thing about the TV. Like Jerry Smith in the Jerry Daycare episode. I am become dad, destroyer of factory settings lol
Or. The seat is too high. They could just take the cushions out and put them on the floor.
Needs a mini fridge to keep the beer cold.
Too small too! Better to get a projector and just fill the entire wall with a gorgeous 4K image!
What's with the fancy-pants la-de-dah white cushion? Is the chairs own cushioning not good enough?
That's a pillow. This is probably also his bed.
Yeah, it looks like a bed pillow with no pillow case, it gets a pass.
Efficient. I like it.
There's a console missing.
I was thinking a box was missing. I'm not looking down at my tv, get a few from the liquor store, they're stronger
was gonna say the same thing. needs a few boxes under the tv.
Also the tv is too high.
Or so I've been told.
I bought into the lifestyle creep at some point, and became convinced that my house had to be filled with house things. Let me tell you, it's no more cozier than what's pictured in the meme.
lol both sides are wack imo
What kind of dining set defines you as a person?
plasticware raided from wendy's dumpster
Do you know what a duvet is?
Neck pain
TV too high
It's the simple things in life.
Flip everything towards the fireplace and put the tv on the mantle then BOOM!...redecorated.
Then the tv will be too high
sounds like work
Order a TV wall mount you savage.
Then put the TV on top of it. Raises it up about 4 inches. Perfect.
For now, that mantle would be a better place for that tv, assuming it can be safely placed there.
Otherwise, a box or lawn chair would be a good base for the TV.
Drink beers to construct tv stand over time. It’s motivation, sense of accomplishment, and being goal oriented.
And be sloppy with it, let it dribble. A tacky stack is a happy stack
Just don't get crazy with the hackeysack
And reward yourself with a snacky snack.
makes cleaning so easy....lol, we don't clean
while at a first glance you may conjecture that nothing is particularly out of the ordinary, the glow of the cherenkov radiation seen behind the television is a telltale sign of this apartment being flooded with water. the beer cans lack any meaningful thickness of insulation, and making the assumption that the water is of adequate temperature for the habitation of warm blooded creatures, the beer will thus warm rapidly.
Ew. Using the built-in "smart TV" stuff.
Nightmare. I found some Lenovo Tiny machines for 50 moneys each and now they’re on every screen in the house. Infinite access to everything on every screen with no ads anywhere is just incredible.
I’m eagerly awaiting the release of the framework touchpad keyboard so I can replace all many k400s, though. Please come to me, good touchpad keyboard…
They see financial responsibility and decry it as poor taste. Even the beer looks cheap, this is what a responsible man looks like.
Needs a cooler for the beer.
I would get some kind of stand or table for the TV. But otherwise... I don't see an issue.
Theres an xbox missing!
Men be like hurr hurr hurr
What keywords would I look up if I wanted furniture like that
The chair gets called a lot of things like ottoman or lounge though I believe the specific name is chaise lounge.
They are very nice if you get a properly cushioned one, but can be a struggle to get out of when you're tired.
Incidentally, "chaise" is just the french word for chair
Needs speakers.
Where mini fridge or ice chest for drinks
Wooow, a real couch?
Someone got fancy.
God I know Right? WTF is up with the 2 gang light switch over by the fireplace? gonna walk across the dark room to turn a light on? The one for the electric fireplade is fine
Look at that floor!
I guess you need a foldable table if you're going to work at home.
Coasters
i wonder whether you really need that chimney but apart from that, it's fine
maybe could have gone with a simple mattress instead of a couch
A couch works better as a bed than a bed does as a couch.
Creatures of the now