Turned the tables on my son this morning by getting up first and waking him up with random bullshit. "Wake up, terrible news! They found an Earthbound enemy on the loose, and only barely managed to trap it. But it's just the beginning, Giygas has come!" And then I showed him this pic.
If his confused grin is any indication, I've planted a seed of doubt as to who the real troublemaker in this family is.
Yeah I know they carved out in like seven or eight thirty foot tall odd peanuts of granite and eight different languages some half assed culty business about What Yoshi Did
Glad they contained it in that fence. Wouldn't want that thing on the loose.
It's an SCP containment field made to look like a run-down chain link fence.
Yes, very convincing. Definitely doesn't look breached
Someone better at writing than me should write this up
Remember Jimmy Carter had to gave up his peanut farm when he became president so there would be no conflict of interest.
Meanwhile Mr T is running sidehustles scamming his voters and cashing billions lol.
More about this monstrosity here.
I'm pretty sure destroying it would finally let the soul of Jimmy Carter find some rest.
It's a secret Jimmy Carter horcrux.
Quick we need this, an unopened can of Billy Beer, his cardigan sweater, and his Habitat for Humanity hammer to bring him back!
I just outed myself as an oldster, didn't I?
Quick, name some young things so they don't notice!
Pogs, Super Nintendo, Britney Spears.
Nailed it
It was built TO SUPPORT HIM!? I went in utterly convinced this was some proto-MAGA hateful bullshit. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.
Idk I think it's charming
Blink twice if the Jimmy Carter peanut is making you say that.
Well obviously the peanut is mind controlling me, but honestly it's just nice to have the dang thing under control. You should give in and try it
I do really love peanut butter. And Jimmy Carter, honestly. Shit.
is that fence ok?
That peanut looks like it's close to escaping and laying waste than entire area.
It's tired, boss.
Turned the tables on my son this morning by getting up first and waking him up with random bullshit. "Wake up, terrible news! They found an Earthbound enemy on the loose, and only barely managed to trap it. But it's just the beginning, Giygas has come!" And then I showed him this pic.
If his confused grin is any indication, I've planted a seed of doubt as to who the real troublemaker in this family is.
pretty sure that smile is reminiscent of Jimmy Carter...
Jimmy Farmer you say?
exactly!
Ramshackle little fence cage just adds to its…charm.
N U T
Reminds me of Ursula Vernon's "Biting Pear of Salamanca", sometimes also known as the "LOL WUT" meme.
Is that what's it called? That's amazing.
Wowza, that is simultaneously hilarious and creepy as hell.
Thats the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.
Reminds me of the video for Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden
This pleases the nut.
Need some googly eye.
New horror game idea.
Oh Yeah? Explain why the fence is all fucked up. That fence was a pitiful attempt to cage The Peanut.
This became popular when Jimmy Carter was President.
There were also smiling peanut toys, as a kid I inherited my own smiling peanut that I would walk around with, I loved him.
That’s the second strangest butt plug I’ve seen.
Your ambition is impressive.
Thats some SCP shit right there.
Omg, its beautiful.
In Soviet Russia, peanut eats you!
I'd watch that movie.
Jar Jar Peanutbutter
Reminds me of Pencil Face
Fuckin Earthbound enemies should all be trapped inside hilariously tiny fences.
I'm going to be disappointed if nobody has written an SCP about it
Bonus for the small fence around it which is almost collapsing.
Imagine driving along and butt ass nowhere Georgia and then suddenly this motherfucker's there laughing at you.
Yeah I know they carved out in like seven or eight thirty foot tall odd peanuts of granite and eight different languages some half assed culty business about What Yoshi Did
We need to repair its cage before it escapes.
And should the worst thing happen, somebody had the prudence to put up an insurmountable fence around it.
Looks like something from The Maxx.
Weird Dreams ass shit