Spyke
startrek.website

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

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Astronutreply
lemmy.zip

Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?

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You've gotta get your foot in the door with a blowinternship

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That's just a brojob, that's standard operating procedure.

::: spoiler Context :::

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the only thing really stopping you two is you two

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In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.

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It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro

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lemmy.world

Strike up a conversation with a group of women

Alright, I'm out.

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feddit.nl

The amount of people that evidently don't know what the "passive" in passive income is supposed to stand for is wild.

If you have do do something for it, it's not passive, it's just a job.

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Uruannareply
lemmy.world

The passive is the friend who sits there and waits to get tongued.

It doesn't say if he gets paid though, or if it's just for fun.

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lemmy.ca

So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you're out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar... every 24 minutes.

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Samskarareply
sh.itjust.works

Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.

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Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes.

10 minutes? More like one minute: "Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I'dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn'tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!"

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Also it gets worse. Either he's commandeered his friend into doing this with him for free, or they're splitting it and he's actually managing to average every 12 minutes.

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lemmy.world

Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.

What happens if you do it and they don't pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?

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If they can afford drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It's called wealth redistribution.

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sopuli.xyz

Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.

Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.

Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you're doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.

May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.

In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.

In the end gotta split the profits with your partner

Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.

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I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.

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kevinskyreply
feddit.nl

People that say you need a "huscle" "be a founder" or any other of that instagram entrepeneur type crap need to remember capitalism only works if a large part of the population is happy just doing some quasi menial job that pays just enough to have a somewhat interesting life.

If everybody is rich, nobody is rich.

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lemmy.world

The last sentence only makes sense comparatively. If you assume wealth/richness is having enough resources to thrive, then imho everybody can be rich.

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Ofcourse there are other metrics to considering yourself rich, some of which don't necesarily have anything at all do do with money.

But that is not what those online grifters that constantly talk about crypto and having a huscle mean with being successful.

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lemmy.ca

Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let's talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.

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Each and every one of us values ourselves differently. Take what you can get, I guess? You don't need to prove anything to me, just yourself.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

However, money is absolutely necessary for making sure that everyone but the few lives indecently

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No, everyone lived indecently before money. Then everyone came and worked together to live decently. Then, at some point, some people wanted to have everything and invented money so that they could rob the others by their consent.

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I totally agree. We now have the communication and computing ability to manage resources effectively for the whole globe.

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JoeBigelowreply
lemmy.ca

"Bruh it's totally not homo if it's for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we're both so hot and want to fuck us anyway"

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nullspacereply
lemmy.world

Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.

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You've got a good eye for new content. Where can I tune in for more of your reactions and recommendations?

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el_muertereply
lemmy.ca

Shit, he probably came up with the idea.

Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman

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lemmy.zip

Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?

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SkunkWorkzreply
lemmy.world

Average American cishet men dress like twelve year olds when they go out

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