"I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie."
lol no. It says "a day". It says nothing about when exercising or sweating your ass off outside when you might need to actually care about adding salt.
I drink about a gallon a day of water and my normal diet replenishes things just fine. Your kidneys shouldn't be dumping a bunch of stuff out that you're already low on. They're not mindless filters that run at a constant rate.
at my former job, my boss was a nosy little.. nice lady....
Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!
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This is what is meant by "piss off".
Drinking Fountains
"I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie."
You'd die of water poisoning
100% of the people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.
Electrolytes
From a drinking fountain?
It has what the plants crave
That's what makes regenerative farming so good, all that piss and shit make it great for the crops, no need for other fertilizers
Do plants crave kidneys failure
I'm just saying you could slip in a bite of beef jerky or raw-dog some Gatorade powder once in a while
Been to an airport that had that. (Lost the picture though. !remindme Christmas)
You’re gonna want to add some salt to that gallon you’re drinking, ask me how I know
Hyponatremia.
Hypo-, meaning low; -natr- derived from natrium, Latin for sodium; -emia, meaning presence in blood.
Low sodium presence in blood.
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How u know
I'm also curious. Is there a particular kind of salt?
Epsom
Isn't Epsom salt like a majority water?
Would that prevent hyperhydration, or would you need it to have more than just salt? 🤔
lol no. It says "a day". It says nothing about when exercising or sweating your ass off outside when you might need to actually care about adding salt.
I drink about a gallon a day of water and my normal diet replenishes things just fine. Your kidneys shouldn't be dumping a bunch of stuff out that you're already low on. They're not mindless filters that run at a constant rate.
at my former job, my boss was a nosy little.. nice lady....
Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!
My employer is not liking this strategy,..
Always pee on company time!
What's a 'gallon' in normal volume measurements?
It's about 1.5 goat stomachs, mate
Either ~4.55 L (imperial) or ~3.79 L (US).
Ugh. Why do they do this to us?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon
Depends. Which gallon are you talking about? The British one or the American one? Or one of the other ones...?
You're going to need to replace a few electrolytes also.
Brawndo?
https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g
/me laughs in POTS. I had four 30 oz tumblers of electrolyte water before noon today. (0.94 gallons aka 3.5 liters) And yes, I pee constantly.
You know a good hack is you can just lie about having to use the bathroom.
That's the most accurate take on drinking too much water
So, the modern day version of smoking? Oh, wait. They’d listen to each other, rather than be chuckle fucks — okay, there were some.