picsbyComrade_Squid Cut my finger open cleaning a sink. And we must name himView original on lemmy.ml127Comments38Reply
PugJesus piefed.social1Hide 1 replyThat's the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end. ... basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE17Reply
DDickFiasco sh.itjust.worksIt looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat3Reply
bbradinutah replythelemmy.clubEspecially since this is NOT a pinky finger. Characters with built-in conflict make for better stories. Watch out for Pinky.2Reply
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I believe that's Johnny Gash
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
"I'm cut in half real bad Dewey!"
That's the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
... basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Tetanus
Staph
Rusty
Scarface
Slash
Uncle Fester
Finguy McStabby
Sure let's do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
Ghastly
Clyde
Mr. McGillicutty
It looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat
Hubert
Everybody named Flippy, stand up!
Pinky
Especially since this is NOT a pinky finger. Characters with built-in conflict make for better stories. Watch out for Pinky.
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
Funny, story.
Well, he's not candy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHSdTFbU3Ts
Kevin.
Tippy
You wanna know how I got these scars?!?!
Scrubby
Mouthful of congealed blood
Digit
Seamus
thats Fingy, we hang.
Finger McFingerface
Karl with a K
He will be played by Ryan Gosling in the future live action movie
Tetanuir
Mr. NitrileNextTime.