In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
That's kinda wild they weren't able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it's totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn't think through this as much as I did
The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life
He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.
Yes I quite agree I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamari's and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand.... This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
This design is purely a conceptual artwork and is not a commercially available product. There are no plans whatsoever to manufacture or sell it. It was simply intended to inspire a moment of reflection on the sea. It is not intended for any other use beyond visual contemplation. That is all there is to it.
This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
As others have said, this looks like a missile.
Armory corps sell missiles in crates.
Now they have a way to be even more efficient by shipping beer as a goodie besides tools of destruction.
Some would call that a win-win
I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.
Without a base, without a trace y'all.
And also it's glass, so you can relive 1 man 1 jar.
Best diet ever. I was planning on eating today but no more.
The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn't have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.
In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.
Japan needs to get themselves some bottle kids.
Are beer cans not legal?
My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up his ass. He shits in a bag now
That's kinda wild they weren't able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it's totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn't think through this as much as I did
If he didn't go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum. They tend not to want to go.
goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit
nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what'll do you. it's not the loss of colon, it's the loss of muscle and function.
Turns out, that last 8 inches is really important.
So if it's stuck best get it deeper before it breaks. I'm taking note of this
Also whether or not it's the last or first 8 inches depends solely on the goal
Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don't risk it, folks.
Assuming this was self-inflicted
(Art by Lakota F Meyer)
“Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”
— blind mag
Because of the incident? Or for fun?
The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life
Colostomy bags these days have a carbon filter, so they don't stink up the joint like Trump.
Source: my Mum had one.
He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.
Low fibre, high fructose McShits
That's cold comfort.
Or maybe, warm squishy comfort.
yeahhhh those filters aren't great. they last a day, tops.
Shouldn't be leaving them in for a more than a day, surely?
That's not how they are built
Upgraded to box wine?
1 guy 1 bottle
Please don’t take glass to the beach.
What if I just heated up the sand to 1650°C while I was there?
Yeah that’s fine. I’m mostly concerned about invasive glass.
I hear its the 3rd most invasive thing in the world, behind plants, animals, and the British at the very top.
Wouldn't that make it the 4th most invasive thing?
Our four most invasive, no... amongst our most invasive... Sorry, I'll come in again.
No one expects?
The British are animals
Yes I quite agree I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamari's and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."
Taking glass to the beach is fine. Leaving it there is a problem.
Perhaps they live in one of those countries where driving on the beach is normal but cleaning up after yourself is not.
It's the risk of shattering and never getting all the shards cleaned up, I assume
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand.... This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
Why would anyone want to stick a beer into hot sand?
What if you're at the beach and could really do with a warm beer?
blah! this beer is too cold!
This bottle does not exist.
https://kenjiabe.com/bottle-for-sticking-in-sandy-beaches-1
Ah thank you for digging that out.
As others have said, this looks like a missile.
Armory corps sell missiles in crates.
Now they have a way to be even more efficient by shipping beer as a goodie besides tools of destruction.
Some would call that a win-win
A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.
To stop it sinking too far into the sand, right? ... Right?
You can already do this with any bottle. All this did was prohibit them from being set down on flat surfaces.
Vacuum may be an issue, caution is advised.
The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.
It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it
Documentary. 😄
Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Andy Dufresne let that bottle crawl through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to.
Well its not a pickle jar
You must have buns of steel. Unclench every once in a while, sheesh.
Now this is power bottoming
Dudes always bragging about their snappers. Smdh
but then all my jelly beans will fall out
So your beer can heat up even faster!
I'll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.
It's ribbed on the bottom
Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.
ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production
Not for ass production.
Nope. It will become art when it's first used for its intended purpose
I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.
Y'all motherfuckers need dildos.
With flared bases. Or big ol' balls.
Opening a web shop to sell bases threaded for beer bottles.
"If it's got no base, don't put it in THAT place."
PAIGE, NO !
More lobbying by Big Anal...smh
Glass?! Why isn't it made of vibranium?
And then the bottle breaks
This is just gonna start a new Balkan war . . . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
Amphora, but small. As opposed to a butt, which is half a tun (so much better them metric because it is funny).
Actually, I first thought of a mortar round.
People will be people! :)
"Yeah, in future design reviews we ended up adding a flare at the top. For... reasons."
One man, one bottle video in 3... 2... 1...
At first I thought it was a new air-dropped bomb to use against Iran. I mean it seems like something the Trump-Epstein fan club would dream up.
This doesn really change much tho, you could use the upper portion already
Hahaha it’s haha it’s cause haha oh gosh it’s cause if you stick it in your “buns” haha it could shoot out and poke spmebody’s eye out 😂
ahh the “arbuckle” bottle