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Trump floats replacing 250th anniversary concert with massive MAGA rally after artists pull out

I'm all for this.

I want to see Trump try to stand in front of lights and stage for an extended period of time. His dementia, incontinence and physical frailty will be exposed to all. Maybe a major stroke light will be on the cards as well.

Trump floats replacing 250th anniversary concert with massive MAGA rally after artists pull outhttps://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-floats-replacing-250th-anniversary-concert-massive-maga-rally-artists-pullOpen linkView original on lemmy.world
lemmy.world

there’s only one thing that could happen on july 4 that i think would perfectly capture the founders’ intent for independence from tyranny….it would be so poetic if it happened

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lemmy.world

I lost all faith in the tree of liberty when it failed to finish the job with a famous Texas pissbaby

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I too have a vague concept in mind for liberating us from tyranny. It's truly glorious. Sic Semper Tyrannis

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“Oh no, the launch pad for the fireworks finale was set up horizontally instead of vertically!”

Happy Birthday America! 🇺🇸🦅🧨🫡

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FenrirIIIreply
lemmy.world

His dad was a huge piece of shit too. I wish Trump's grandfather had pulled out

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He already did...

Thered been a non partisan commission planning this for like a decade, trump fired them and put maga in charge.

People quit because of that, so now they're saying they're gonna do the thing theybalreadyndid that caused the problem.

They're handling this just like the Strait of Hormuz

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sh.itjust.works

They signed up these artists for the nation's birthday celebration, and were uninformed enough not to realize that it's a ruse to celebrate the president's birthday, and that this was political, and would forever tar them in association with the biggest piece of shit in the world (as measured by character.)

So good for them for pulling out. It's way better they signed up, then publicly pulled out. We should have every artist do that, except wait until the last minute, then be like, oh, I didn't know the president or party was involved, sorry. Leave them publicly humiliated without their entertainment.

Looking at you UFC.

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Yeah Dana White has always been a huge piece of shit. Don't expect him to do anything. Now if the fighters were to drop out last minute, that would be interesting. But again, the majority are idiots who support this bad spray tan in a suit.

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lemmy.world

FYI there is a planned no kings protest scheduled for June 14th (Donny’s birthday) let’s make this pedos birthday a day to remember.

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P1k1ereply
lemmy.world

It's very sad that my girl shares a birthday with this clown

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do they have demands, and threaten to continue the protest beyond a single day if not met?

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_skjreply
lemmy.world

They signed up to perform at a non-partisan celebration of their country's 250th anniversary. They backed out once Trump started attaching his name to the event and making it clear he wanted it to be a big rally

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At least that's the excuse they used once they started experiencing pushback.

Unless they're even dumber than they look, they'd have known from the start that Trump was involved. That inevitably means that it'd all be about Trump, since he's a megalomaniac toxic narcissist piece of shit with some cotton-candy hair stuck to it.

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MrEffreply
lemmy.world

While vanilla ice and kid rock have attached themselves to MAGA, several other artists were mislead on the 'America 250' banner for the actual 'Freedom 250' group. There is another fun rabbit hole of corruption and money laundering to look into if you have not yet been informed...

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Yep. I’m okay with this. I don’t want him celebrating the 250th. I want him telling his supporters they’re stupid for thinking gas prices are high.

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AbidanYrereply
lemmy.world

You have to wonder how many are bots or Russian at this point.

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I really liked the one where the guy blamed the mainstream media... Via a comment on the fox news site. These motherfuckers couldn't self reflect in a room full of mirrors.

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It's sad that this is happening but at least it'll represent what america has become after a good quick 250 year run.

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lemmy.ca

In a decade of truly insane rants, this was probably his most insane.

"I am thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate 'Artists'."

What in the absolute fuck is there left to say at this point?

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But does he have the man who brings him his scarves and his water, Mr. Charlie Hodge?

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lemmy.world

I had to read some of the comments on Fox News. Fucking disgusting MAGA shits and the artists that withdrew are 100% correct. 250 years and they're proud of WTF is occurring in the USA. The fucking Nazis celebrated, with pomp and propaganda, their 10th year in power on Jan 30, 1943. On that very fucking day, the German Army was getting mauled at the Battles of Stalingrad and Rzhev, because of the piss poor Nazi leadership.

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Don’t forget that there is a certain percentage of the comments online that are bots.

There are indeed horrible people but don’t take online comments seriously. And for your mental health I suggest you don’t read anything fox news.

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Please do this and have a shitload of flashing lights, and let it be 95+ outside, then let his brain cook itself while he rambles on, only like a dementia riddled pedo can.

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lemmy.vg

trump floats

Yeah, turds usually do

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MBechreply
feddit.dk

That's a sign that there's too much fat in your poop. Might be worth thinking about.

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pawb.social

Do it, and please let this be his "Biden debate moment" where he crashes out on stage in front of the world.

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Sumocatreply
lemmy.world

The band Milli Vanilli was also announced as a performer, though one of its singers, Jodie Rocco, said on Thursday that the group had not been asked to appear.

What the actual f*** is happening?

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I bet someone at the White House emailed [email protected] or something, and the person at the other end thought it would be funny to fuck with them and accept lol

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Lumidaubreply
feddit.org

There's two groups of people claiming the name Milli Vanilli: one is the original actual singers (including Jodie Rocco) and the other is Pilatus Morvan (plus supporting musicians). Nobody knows which group they were referring to in the announcement (though they had a picture of Pilatus Morvan) and, afaik, Pilatus Morvan hasn't commented yet.

Edit: Morvan, not Pilatus. Duh.

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MagicShelreply
lemmy.zip

So instead of inviting the people who actually made the songs, this implies that they invited half of the duo who didn't make them almost 40 years ago?

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lemmy.ca

Who do you think Trump would want: someone with musical talent, or someone who can look good lip syncing to old songs on stage?

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By my math, none of them are going to look pretty up on that stage. They should just hire a pair of attractive black men to lip sync it all over again. Just like Milli Vanilli was back in the day.

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Not remotely. I think it couldn't be more on brand. I think someone offered up Milli Vanilli Total Landscaping. They were spot on.

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My guess is that it’s another Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle. Trump just says things and expects his team to make it happen. And he expects everyone around him to bow to his every whim.

The Four Seasons thing was because he announced that he was going to be having a rally at the Four Seasons. This was clearly in reference to the Four Seasons Hotel. But he didn’t have anything booked there yet. The hotel management refused to book it. So Trump ended up at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead. Because the alternative would be Trump being shown as a liar.

And this is just another instance of Trump speaking before he has anything actually booked. He expected all the artists to just bend over and agree to do the show, because that’s what normally happens when he makes demands.

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Pretty sure there are laws against using federal funds for partisan activities, so this will make a fine addition to our collection (of impeachable offenses)

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lemmy.world

Trump floats

I was gonna post that that was doubtful, but then I Did My Own Research and discovered that morbidly obese people have an easier time floating

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It was so bizarre losing weight later in life. I've always been around water, and am a strong swimmer, but I moved away from the ocean, and been swimming in little rivers and lakes, not having salt makes the water less dense, coupled with less adipose tissue means I have to really focus on breathing now in order to float. Which I kinda like.

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lemmy.world

He will probably have a bunch of MAGA pedos and Christian Nationalists do most of the speaking.

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He's incapable of putting on an event where he's not the one doing all that talking.

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“If you won’t perform at my MAGA rally then to rub it in your face I’ll turn it into a MAGA rally instead! NYA! How do you like that?”

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We weren't gonna watch it anyway because we already know that you're just doing it for yourself, so whatever. Have fun rambling away out in the July sun, dumbass.

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@tacoplease

You can almost hope it turns into a riot, but only good people would get hurt.

Ultimately, what Trump is promising his base is a Rwanda-style massacre, where the 'winners' get to kill their 'other' neighbours and take their tv and car, and get away with it.

A 'redistribution of the wealth' - so to speak - until they realize all the people they killed picked their tomatoes, cleaned up their garbage and wiped their grandpas' asses,

And now NOTHING WORKS ANYMORE

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Also, some of us will fight back. If they want to come for my shitty car, it had better be worth dying for, because I'll send as many of them to hell as I can.

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discuss.tchncs.de

I always read "Trump floats..." yet, i have seen no proof. We should try and see. Maybe he will in fact sink, would solve a lot of problems.

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mavureply
discuss.tchncs.de

Good point. Need to do it in a contained water reservoir that can be decontaminated later.

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lemdro.id

I was thinking more something along the lines of the dip from Roger Rabbit.

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@tacoplease It would've been easier if he just started with Scott Baio. Does anyone know (or I guess I can just assume) if the little girls in the 2017 march for chump got paid?

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In 1976, up in Canada, as a young lad, I thought..."Geez, imagine how big the birthday party in america will be for it's 250th birthday". What a very sad thing that has happened to that once great nation.

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