Spyke
MeatPilotreply
sh.itjust.works

Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers...

Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse

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lemmy.world

Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.

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Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.

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Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?

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Honestly the W isn't really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we're being so for real

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cRazi_manreply
europe.pub

It's good to be open to enjoying all sorts of experiences.....but you must spend all day being captivated by staring at asses.

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Hey, I literally have those pants! They really are a weakness, as there are no pockets on them :(

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Can't help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.

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There's a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king's weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king's out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).

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I wish I had pants like that, but instead of the stripes it's the dermatomes, and in that position it just all makes sense.

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lemmy.zip

It’s so creepy, all men that engage in lust/porn/social media stalking of influencer women end up with ED, lose their partners and can’t even perform with any ass

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Lovely answer - but you’re in a shitposting community…

What kind of content did you expect here?

Low quality? Low effort? Offensive?

tick ✅ tick ✅ tick ✅

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