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First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP

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In a row and spaced exactly 1H diameter from each other. If they dont touch, it isn't gay.

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It's rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You're shooting yourself in the...well, you know.

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Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?

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Literally the one time i'm not ashamed to be an American. I'm actually really sad about it.

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lemmy.world

American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.

Makes me nervous when I'm walking around, because every step I take my phone's pedometer detects another one :'(

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Please don't try to make imperial system look cool

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Nothing stops us from measuring our dicks in Gm...

Mine is 5 10^-11 GIGAmeters

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The US fought, and apparently won, an entire war, to get out from under the heel of the boot which they insist on continuing to measure things against.

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Or mètre, metro, mittari, metr, Meter, måler, méadar, metroa, metritis, metar

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lemmy.zip

It looks like the people on top have a giant calf and foot for legs and feet. And one of them the foot is backwards.

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length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)

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1 metre = 10 decimetres = 100 centimetres = 0,001 kilometres. Not sure how you calculate but this could be the point

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IIRC, the meter stems from a fraction of an Earth's length, so you know what to do

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