Spyke
lemmy.world

Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.

That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah.. Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?

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"Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation."

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I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren't also causing real lasting damage.

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Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is

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lemmy.world

Jesus didn't die for good cropping

Jesus didn't die for you, Jesus didn't die for me. Jesus didn't die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I'm onto something here)

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Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?

Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad

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lemmy.ml

Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.

Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?

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Totally tired. And they're Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. "The hub"...bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.

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riskeratspizza.com

Wait... Bro, you're punishing him... For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!

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JennaR8rreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you'll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.

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1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.

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"Whelp, can see so I can't do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away"

That kid probably.

Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.

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lemmy.world

I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!

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I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.

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lemmy.world

Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the 'Hub', that will show him.

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JennaR8rreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I'm a massage therapist and I'll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.

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Wrenreply
lemmy.today

I wouldn't wish that on my medium enemies. There's pokemon porn. There's ninja turtle porn. There's freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz... I need to go to pornhub

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lemmy.world

He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.

(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)

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Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?

Edit (I reread this) I'm also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴‍☠️ and might have parents that could post bail

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Tenderizerreply
aussie.zone

Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew's age.

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lemmy.world

It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.

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Tenderizerreply
aussie.zone

Generally the type doesn't matter. The age of exposure does, but the type doesn't.

As for weed, whataboutism isn't helpful.

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So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don't matter?

There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.

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An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.

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OwOarchistreply
pawb.social

"Out of control" means different things to christo-fascists.

To them, it means 'doesn't do exactly what I say at all times'.

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lemmy.world

A christofascist literally called the police on me a couple weeks ago and called me "out of control" to them for somehow walking past her disrespectfully. She doesn't know I know where she lives and I'm trying very hard to be the better person (read, I'm trying not to make her feel unsafe in her home the rest of her miserably short life by, I don't know, putting a bunch of horror movie posters on her windows in the middle of the night so when she wakes up she thinks she's gone to hell. Along my business card, letting her to know it was me. Self control is hard sometimes.) but I am a horrible person and this is well established. I should just tell some bottle kids where she lives.

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Tjareply
programming.dev

Start a GoFundMe for the posters. I'll pitch in if you record it.

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OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.

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Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.

Porn can be a similar conversation, "here's why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can't decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought."

Punishment like this all but guarantees he won't ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.

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discuss.online

Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn't learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.

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Etterrareply
discuss.online

No you're thinking of Pontius Pilate; they're talking about the river in New England.

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No, you're thinking of the Potomac; they're talking about a word formed by merging the sounds and meanings of two different words.

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sh.itjust.works

If my mom masturbated next to me, that would probably have suppressed my sexdrive well into my 80s.

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Masamunereply
piefed.social

The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.

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I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.

I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.

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lemmy.world

Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.

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lemmy.world

Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird

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Yosmonkolreply
piefed.social

This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren't much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.

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I found it on Pinterest and reverse image searched to get a higher qualify image, but I assume it was just run through some filter or something

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Aniviareply
feddit.org

We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s, now it's barely over 30%. You're making the difference sound more extreme than it is, especially when comparing to just a decade ago.

Comparing weed from the 60s to weed from the 80s, now that's where you will acurally see a crazy difference.

The only major difference that happened in the last decade is that dabbing got wildly popular, but the flower did not change significantly in the last 10 years

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We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s,

Uh, maybe in California.

You could sometimes get ahold of the 20% stuff where I am in the early 00s, but the dealers would mark it up to like $60/eighth so it was only for special occasions.

Everything else was "beasters" or "mids"

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lemmy.world

Just grow your own. Us casuals can't make it as balls blasting as the pros can, but it's still plenty strong.

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sh.itjust.works

In your experience, do you think I could get away with growing in a tent in an apartment with a carbon scrubber and negative air pressure in the tent or should I not even attempt it?

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In my opinion no. A good carbon filter (I recommend Rhino Pro) will almost eliminate the smell, but even if you use automatic watering, at some point you will have to open the tent to harvest the plant, at which point your neighbors will definitely notice if they are home. There is definitely a risk of getting caught if it's illegal in your country

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Auntie must think it's the 1950s when nephew would've been put in a mental institution & lobotomized for such behavior.

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Side note, any parent that does shit like this, needs to be charged with child endangerment and abuse. Investigated for further abuse as well.

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