But that's assuming it's in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out...
Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).
How have you inferred what kind of porn they would watch?? Could they not get off to each other like the wholesome, child rearing couple they seem to be??
What a wholesome, heartwarming way to trick me into imagining a centaur and a mermaid fucking
she just farts eggs in the water and he has to wank over them.
Jerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn't be the best. At least it's huge I guess.
The Mermaid could be the one to jerk him...
awww. now it's romantic
Mythically huge
and yet, it is the one thing they are GUARANTEED to figure out in life.
But that's assuming it's in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out...
TIL, centaurs must be jealous of humans
Centaur: “Um, I have to hold them until they hatch?”
Mermaid: “You have to hold them until they hatch.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse#Reproduction
Most probable scenario. And I want to apologise to the word "probable" for how far away from its original meaning I used it.
Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).
How have you inferred what kind of porn they would watch?? Could they not get off to each other like the wholesome, child rearing couple they seem to be??
He's into fish, she likes guys with five legs... It's not a leap.
eldritch
Comment of the week 🏅
The real question is did she mpreg him.
why is mpreg so funny XD
!Remindme 8 hours
Not pictured: their third mutant child who’s just an entire regular dude because each of his parent’s human halves are recessive or something
probably becomes an accountant and never speaks about his parents
I'd watch 3 episodes of that anime
The intro theme is a banger tho
I'm more curious about the horse fish
Majestic.
The fourth kid with a fish head and horse torso that is just sitting at the bottom of the lake brooding...
I completely forgot about this image. Thanks for the nostalgia.
There's a panel missing.
Much better, thank you.
Aww this is adorable.
And also weird.
But adorable.
So that's how sea horses evolved!
FUCK, thank you. I totally missed that. very slow morning. BRAIN: oh so they all took after their mother, how sad neither got legs...
It took me longer than I’d like to admit to see that.
Much better ending than minotaur and sea serpent.
They would be the Perry Bible Fellowship version.
......wat.
The kids are half sea-horse.
How does that work? Where would they live? Did the father got pregnant like sea horses or does she lay eggs?
the most excellent reply.
Lacking the appropriate pouch in which to carry the fertilized eggs, his children burst out of him like a xenomorph.
Now post the eldrich horror version.
This is so cute
Came to think of this song when I saw this comic https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=npyOOsxoA8I
me and who
c/hmmm
Why is this averting the gaze a thing again?
I think in this specific case it's because she was tits out
It looks like there might be a piece of a starfish bra next to the conch shell.
Anime
So, more of a east-asian society thing?
I don't even think it exists much in practice, just in art
Lol so now they can only swim slowly and awkwardly while not being able to go on land at all.
Why do drawings like this always include a boy and a girl siblings?
I guess the AI needed something to train on, cause I know it's handrawn, but Jesus it looks so generic it could've been AI