A couple of times I've grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end
Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don't let my partners just go for it but maybe I'm an asshole
Yeah, someone said no when a woman asked to touch their penis. Totally realistic.
Yes, you can hold it when I pee. Yes, you can hold it while I'm making sandwiches. Yes, you can hold it while we're on the VelociCoaster at Islands of Adventure...
I wish, and it was early college, so I was sharing the bathroom with 3 other dudes. Had to fully clean the barely-passable but disgusting toilet, a 2 foot block around it, and the wall!
I've heard the shower is the best place to try this particular maneuver, and wholeheartedly agree
I recommend practicing first in the shower. It doesn’t matter if you’re firing a pea shooter or a bazooka, the aim is not a gift innate to all
truth. when a girl gets their chance to write their name they stop paying attention to things like dont point it at my fucking shoe.
Even across two men, probably.
I've never realized I want to do this.
Brb.
Have done. Is fun.
Also, a She Wee or similar device is a decent alternative for vulva having folks to pee standing up.
I'm seriously going to ask my husband if I can when I get home lol
The She Wee!! What an amazing tool!
lol it’s been like 20 years since I did that. I hope your husband gets a good chuckle at it too.
She Wees are great for traveling and hiking!
Just follow him to the bathroom, odds are pretty decent that he'll ask if you wanna hold it for him.
Keep us updated please
Worse they can say is no, right?
They could get scared and helicopter that shit all over the room and you. Like a Jackson Pollock painting.
I expect no less account of experience from MeatPilot, themself
I dunno what man is saying no to their partner grabbing onto their junk
From what I've seen, boners and trying to piss don't play well together lol
They don’t. I will sometimes have to sit down and lean over to get mine aimed safely into the bowl when I wake up with a rager.
Another lie pushed by Big Porn smh
I was expecting to be covered in a golden shower, not an intermittent stream because he kept getting hard again hahaha
A couple of times I've grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end
You should always sit down, for yourself and others. This should be something all men do.
Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don't let my partners just go for it but maybe I'm an asshole
Hey it’s your junk. Gotta have boundaries.
I agree. Maybe she's a bad aim. Still worth it.
I think worst case you end up with a piss covered wall.
Hey. Some times you have to trust
"Trust me Jarvis, holding their dick to pee is CRITICAL to the plot."
No.
There are far far worse.
We're getting a divorce.
I'm calling the police.
Wait until you mother hears what you just asked.
etc.
;D
[If you think that's lame... I pulled my punch. Scared of saying the more monstrous things that could be said.]
🫂
not your fault man. I'll be here for you ✊️😔
update?
Yeah, someone said no when a woman asked to touch their penis. Totally realistic.
Yes, you can hold it when I pee. Yes, you can hold it while I'm making sandwiches. Yes, you can hold it while we're on the VelociCoaster at Islands of Adventure...
Let an ex do that once, she did not know how to aim :(
Hope you were at her place
Hope someone with a less loathsome names asks me that!
Were you at her place?
I wish, and it was early college, so I was sharing the bathroom with 3 other dudes. Had to fully clean the barely-passable but disgusting toilet, a 2 foot block around it, and the wall!
I've heard the shower is the best place to try this particular maneuver, and wholeheartedly agree
Loathsome name? I never heard anything bad about anyone named Schmitler!
Damn I forgot I should use my government name on the internet which is very serious
OK, Adolf.
It's a username on a website get over it
OK, Adolf.
It was her place so I said yes. I didn't care where it went. She did just fine
Why "no"? Or am I just starved for penis attention?
If there's a "babe" holding it, I'm not going to be able to pee.
I can't even pee when someone else is in the same public restroom. I can't imagine trying to do it while someone's actively touching it.
I have a penis. I started sitting down to pee about 15 years ago. It's much cleaner, eliminates the splash ring issue. I highly recommend it.
At home, sure. Am less inclined in public toilets
Also touching a dick is totally gay, screw that.
I've spent a lifetime touching my dick and can confirm it made me totally gay. Well, bi.
And to contact the dead you need a Weeja board.