I'm not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn't present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven't encountered many keyboard-feminists...
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.
Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.
The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.
She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices "Gorda Sicaria" or "Fat Hitwoman" and a man called "Leopoldo" on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.
Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.
You guys are looking at other people's accounts for trustworthiness? Most I do is judge people off what instance they're on (which I feel is simultaneously both a very and also not very "dot world" of me).
It doesn't matter on Reddit either, technically. I think. I haven't been there in 3 years so I dunno maybe you can buy kind strangers golf or some stupid shit.
Because on reddit it accumulates to your account. Here, there's zero record of your upvotes outside of the individual posts/comments themselves and it doesn't track between instances.
If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know...... solve a few of the US's problems.
"Have you 🤬 seen this 🤬 First 🤬 Lady?! 🤬gotta "perfect record". Don't tell me that this ain't KGB's most successful spy m🤬f🤬 to-date. Look at her eyes 🤬 got that fifty yard stare! Ni🤬, don't know where the body's buried. 🤬🤬🤬 knows where ALL the 🤬 bodies are buried. 🤬And that white n🤬 married her."
I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there's quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it's all good, right?
sexualizing a profession thats dedicated their entire life to not be sexualized is insanely sexist to both Nuns and Priests. This type of total hate to the point you dont realise whos in your crosshairs is very reddity and 4chanish
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
More like Asami in Audition...
chi chi chi chi
Sadako?
Its spelled Sudoku.
How would you know if you don't try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"
If women can swoon over serial killers, why not men over hitwomen
Because women swooning over men is called sexual liberation, but men swooning over women is called chauviny...
Don't blame me, I don't make the rules...
Bullshit. Everyone is entitled to their toxic crush.
I'm not disagreeing with you, but if you think that double-standard isn't present in some circles of the internet then you obviously haven't encountered many keyboard-feminists...
Nah I don't deny it. people can be awful.
Amateurs
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
she fixed him alright.
I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Probably not easy either
It's actually very easy. Imma good boy
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
That's a plot point in The Sting
And Killing Eve
Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie
Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!
Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
hint hint
https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/03/the-teenage-girls-who-seduced-and-killed-nazis/
They also lured soldiers to the woods under the pretense of a romantic overture and then killed them. Oversteegen would approach the soldiers in taverns and bars and ask them to "go for a stroll" in the forest.
Oh, cool. I knew about Sophie Scholl, but I didn't know about her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannie_Schaft is probably more famous.
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
They probably need some high paid women as "executives"
Maybe the opposite, if they're fewer and more effective in certain cases.
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
Now we're talking...
This is the way.
The women in the photo is allegedly not "La Muñeca" she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance...
Skill issue?
Don't worry, i'm a mechanic.
What needs fixing? Why was she caught?
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
"Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy."
𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣..
Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.
From the news article someone linked:
Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff
So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!
But I can die trying.
I mean, can’t we all die trying?
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
Aubrey is pregnant right now. Let's see a biopic of a pregnant hitwoman.
Sounds similar to Prevenge.
i would make her worse
I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
The assassinations.
No-one's perfect.
She was killing the wrong people?
I was hoping she could fix me.
I can fix her
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
That's just Jennifer Gardner with extra steps.
I'd walk one thousand miles for Jennifer Garner.
I think she is the Fixer
I think I can do it
That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?
This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.
That was recently relevant in the wake of Amazon bricking older Kindles, I think.
Relevance doesn’t mean burying the lede in regard to when it happened.
It's a known method of those repost-karma-farming bots on reddit to simply repost older content. We might run into the same issues here on Lemmy.
What's the incentive for Lemmy? Points/karma doesn't matter here.
I think here on Lemmy the incentive is comment and post history to have a more trusted account.
You guys are looking at other people's accounts for trustworthiness? Most I do is judge people off what instance they're on (which I feel is simultaneously both a very and also not very "dot world" of me).
Typical dot world
Depends on the comment, the post, and how lazy I’m feeling in that particular moment.
It doesn't matter on Reddit either, technically. I think. I haven't been there in 3 years so I dunno maybe you can buy kind strangers golf or some stupid shit.
Because on reddit it accumulates to your account. Here, there's zero record of your upvotes outside of the individual posts/comments themselves and it doesn't track between instances.
Yet
Maybe because it's not /breakingnews?
Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me.
Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.
Can a psycho fuck any other way?
Iunno, im not a psychiatrist
This doll wants to play…with you 🔪🔪🔪
GIRL POWER!
But…. I can try…
If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know...... solve a few of the US's problems.
A cleaned-up quote from comedian Eddie Griffin...
"Have you 🤬 seen this 🤬 First 🤬 Lady?! 🤬gotta "perfect record". Don't tell me that this ain't KGB's most successful spy m🤬f🤬 to-date. Look at her eyes 🤬 got that fifty yard stare! Ni🤬, don't know where the body's buried. 🤬🤬🤬 knows where ALL the 🤬 bodies are buried. 🤬And that white n🤬 married her."
Protect the dolls
I would wear my Colombian necktie on our first date
I don't want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn't as satisfying as killing the money.
I want her to choke me
You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!
DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFhbQuBEf8&t=59
Buncha simps all of you. You all die unsatisfied in the end btw.
Lust eats you from the inside out. Repent.
CMV: people who preach at other people unsolicited are just projecting. What do you have to repent for motherfucker?
I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there's quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it's all good, right?
you have to confess and go through penance
How many shillings is that these days?
0
They have to go to a priest and say "Forgive me, daddy, I've been bad", right?
sexualizing a profession thats dedicated their entire life to not be sexualized is insanely sexist to both Nuns and Priests. This type of total hate to the point you dont realise whos in your crosshairs is very reddity and 4chanish
Funny, what I read in the news about priests is far from non-sexual.
The news also has a page dedicated to Palantir and Israel
we are all sinners indeed.
Also men while saying the above sticks dick in crazy