Spyke

Is that middle one supposed to be someone who died while kissing a decapitated head they propped up in a urinal? Wow.

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piefed.social

if we have to censor every bad word, can we please take the approach in this picture for everything? it's more of a highlight, than a try to censor an icky word. I like it.

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The next stage is death, right? I forget what the stages are, but I'm pretty sure dying is in the middle.

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Zwiebelreply
feddit.org

Gotta love how graphic pictures of corpses are fine but a word needs censoring

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sh.itjust.works

I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.

That's why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.

You might ask "how my bones will stay together?" Well that's where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.

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geomelareply
lemmy.world

My body will be ridged

For her pleasure?

Edit: I thought it looked weird, just realised it's 'ribbed'. I'm not sure what a 'ridged' condom would be like, probably not great.

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I’m not sure what a ‘ridged’ condom would be like, probably not great.

Remove cap before use.

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Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise

That's my new band name sorted.

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That's exactly why I've been building up this beer bottle/bottle cap collection so fast. My ex-gf was a total bitch who didn't get it, screw her, but the vault dweller is going to be so happy with this loot!

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lemmy.world

I'm sorry for your loss, I had the same collection. Was gone after I got out of the hospital and her friends stole my bottle collection. True story.

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You should write a series of notes about it and scatter them around your neighborhood... just in case.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

So there is actually a semi-valid reason to find a lot of skeletons in bathrooms and not other places, in a post US nuclear apocalypse:

A fair number of buildings are most structurally sound around the bathroom, because those room walls tend to be stronger/reinforced compared to other walls, to be able to handle all the plumbing.

Bathrooms also tend to be located closer to the inside of the building, for basically the same reason.

So, its pretty reasonable that if you heard the sirens go off, had only a minute or two... yeah, sheltering in the bathroom would be the optimal strategy, if you don't have a basement/cellar.

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lemmy.world

You're on the right track, but radiation poisoning is a more likely explanation. It causes severe vomiting and diarrhea. If there ever was a nuclear apocalypse, a lot of people would die in the bathroom.

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That actually makes a ton of sense as well.

Yesh, a lot of seriously irradiated people would die basically vomiting and shitting themselves to death.

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I find it so funny how people actually think this is how they ended up as after the bombs drop when in reality, raiders probably messed with them for some entertainment

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feddit.online

Fun fact, there is at least one fallout encounter where you release a ghoul child from his fridge prison.

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moakleyreply
lemmy.world

For a while there I was trying to emphatically uncensor any memes I found. I already did this one, because it's an old meme.

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Whenever I uncensor something, I like to add thematically appropriate emphasis to the curse word. A glowing "fuck" on a Fallout post, a Star Trek font "shit" in a Star Trek post, a big veiny "cock" for a post about cocks. I take pride in my work.

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Anytime I see an especially enthusiastic FUCK yes written out now I read it in the voice of Alpharad completing a quick time event in Balan Wonderworld lmao

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discuss.online

I'm gonna pose comically in front of a brick wall so my shadow is burned that way into it.

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sh.itjust.works

I'm still puzzled by why things don't get recirculated as memes until they reach censorship platform

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the censorship platform was probably their origin or when they found the critical mass audience that would screenshot and share. For instance, this arrived to reddit in this state

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lemmy.world

Me: Wondering if I have the time to jerk off one last time.

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And then an RNG landmine or a grenade Bouqet ruins it just as the vault dweller walks in the door.

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"During meal time, they would often balance specially made trays with hinged, mirror-like attachments on their laps, sometimes to practice good etiquette and other times to simulate companionship."

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