Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they're already on their periods, shit like this is war
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
::: spoiler /s
All jokes aside. I'm growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I'm sure that's the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again...)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. "No one can feel all that. They will explode"
:::
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don't give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
I mean, it would increase sales. But that's because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + 'lightsaber' = pissed off adults
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
We've all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?
You red-y for lucky number 69? Those to earn your wings.
YES THIS 🤣🤣
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says "help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory"...
Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a "ch" instead of a "k"
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they're already on their periods, shit like this is war
"Now is the time to act"
"Business will go your way
Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
I'll have to for the next week...
......you're a guy??? I've been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
Lass for Cash.
Sack tuck for a buck.
sad suck for a buck.
😭
I just hope my beard doesn't give me away.
razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop
I'm kind of attached to my beard.
maybe my headgame will make up for it?
To be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender
Edit: clarity
Broken arms eh.
Can we print these phrases on condoms?
😬
Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?
"these tampons didn't do anything and my undergarments are now ruined!"
'well duh, didn't you read the side of the packaging?'
I read "be unemployed" on the last one 🤣🤣
Be unemployable.
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
::: spoiler /s All jokes aside. I'm growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I'm sure that's the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again...)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. "No one can feel all that. They will explode" :::
Why am I in this comic?
Thought we'd get one last picture before you died
We all are at some point
That's me right now and my blocked nostril just switched jobs with my runny nostril, is this a good sign?
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/man-flu-really-thing-2018010413033
"Work like a champion" fuck you!
It's walk
My 50 year old knees: "Fuck you!"
Time to get glasses
😅😂😎
at least he himself is trying to "live fearlessly" by sending that joke to a woman who is probably already cramping her way through a bloody day
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don't give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
I mean, it would increase sales. But that's because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + 'lightsaber' = pissed off adults
I had an 18 year old boyfriend steal one because he thought it was candy, so no change there.
I could understand an 8 year old. But 18!
The crinkling set him off. In his defence I did hide my candy from him.
It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave...
Thanks, we're both crying out loud now! :D
Like the captions under those generic photos you see in corporate conference rooms. Which ones? Who knows, they all look the same.