Who is the worst person you could cheat on you partner with?
I thought either a wedding planner or marriage councellor, someone who's supposed to help you in your relationship. And obviously family members.
Feel free to mention personal experiences.
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My neighbor cheated with his partner's sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister's house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.
Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought
I have a genetic half brother in my mom's side. But since he's older than me, my biological father adopted him, and he has literally always lived with only us, I just view him simply as my brother. I always have.
My mom has an identical twin. Her twin's children - my cousins - are genetically just as related to me as my half brother, who I view simply as my brother.
Her ex's new girlfriend.
Oh god thats unique!
We aim to please.
Idk probably her mom. They're super close, and her mom is in the later stages of life.
That'd fuck things up real bad.
It was her last wish on her deathbed
It would have been rude not to
Help me step son in law, I’m stuck on my way to the lord
Hump me across the finish line
Are you telling me that porn isn't real!?
You motherfucker
Your partners child.
Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?
That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child
Well, that was not not an option also :)
satan? when did you join the fediverse?
The one that we made a sexy time video years ago that I have since forgotten that it was still in on my computer, that she found and it caused a big argument.
Didn't have to personalise your reply 😭
You said feel free to mention personal experiences…you didn’t say they had to be MY personal experiences.
Keeping the highlight reel alive
Hey I know this one
Magic Johnson
Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?
Time heals all…never mind…
When both people in a relationship are in the leadership of an organization, it's a serious problem when one of them cheats with someone else also in the leadership of that organization. A friend of mine was part of an organization where this happened, the drama was terrible.
Was your friend inside an HBO show?
Oh my god how can you even stay there after that
My friend left the group after that for a number of reasons, not least of which was the drama, lol.
Snopes.com or Sonic Youth?
Neither, but TIL what happened with Snopes.com.
Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.
I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.
Is there anything left of him except bones?
Ok that’s enough internet for me…
I know you're joking, but I don't think there's even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.
And I’m just supposed to take the KGB’s word at face value?
Fair
Stalin
The Pope
Time to update Wikipedia's List of Sexually Active Popes.
If there was ever an article that deserved This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it, it's this one.
lol I think my spouse would be more confused than upset
Her sister. They're close, and it would be devastating to her.
Her Grandfather.
Or my grandfather.
Our grandfather?
our dead grandfather
Is necro-sex cheating? At that point it's just like a sex toy.
is it, though?
is it really just like a sex toy? 🤨
do you have anything you might perhaps like to share with the class?
Wait now. There's no pleasure for the other party. Maybe this guys got a point.
You’re telling me that when I hump a chicken breast from the supermarket that that counts as beastiality?! Wokeness has no limits smh.
this is the price you pay for living in a society.
Piers Morgan. Sucks to be cheated on, but imagine he was the one your partner preferred. That shit would stay with you for life.
I'm torn between partner's family member, partner's best friend, & partner's ex.
porque no los 3?
Everyone is porquing everyone
A know of a woman who cheated on her girlfriend, but then the affair partner and the girl who was cheated on got together. (All parties are gay women)
A friend of a friend tbf, noone I know personally.
at that point, why not just be polyamorous 😅
The answer is…. D) all of the above/ and below!
Their ex after me, I would suppose. That'd sting.
Kim Dot Com
Anyone, but also 2x anyone with an incurable std.
I also choose this guys wife
Their sibling, or parent.
There's only one right answer to this question and it's the one person that will make him/her feel stupid for trusting you, AKA "the friend you told them not to worry about"
Sibling definitely.
yours or hers?
First one then the other
Your partner, disguised as another person.
You cheated, except you didn't even actually cheat.
Family member, or close friend is almost always the answer. Doubles the betrayal as it's now from two people.
Her family member or yours?
Obviously I meant incest. That's clearly what I meant.
A minor
Hopefully you didn't take my recommendation about personal experiences here.
Thankfully I did not
Your parent(s)
Her friend that's a bonafied sex addict - who she knows has several STDS at any given time. Who she specifically asked me when we first started hanging out (not even the dating part) to not fuck around with.
Someone who's already cheating on a partner of their own. The relationship is likely to be a self fulfilling prophecy.
They'd have a hard time believing it if I cheated on them with my partner. It's so diabolical and unexpected that they'll never convince anybody I cheated on them with themself!