This painting conveys Rembrandt’s meditation on the meaning of fame. The richly clad Greek philosopher Aristotle (384–322 BCE) rests his hand pensively on a bust of Homer, the epic poet who had attained literary immortality with his Iliad and Odyssey centuries before. Aristotle wears a gold medallion with a portrait of his powerful pupil, Alexander the Great—perhaps the philosopher is weighing his own worldly success against Homer’s timeless achievement. Although the work has come to be considered quintessentially Dutch, it was painted for a Sicilian patron at a moment when Rembrandt’s signature style, with its dark palette and almost sculptural buildup of paint, was beginning to fall out of fashion in Amsterdam.

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The Sawos people of the Middle Sepik River region of New Guinea are divided into a number of clans, each of which is associated with specific ancestors and totemic species. These ancestral and totemic beings are represented by wooden figures kept in the men's ceremonial houses. Wooden figures such as this represent a category of powerful and dangerous ancestral beings called wan or waken and each figure owned by a specific clan is named for an important clan ancestor.

This figure which bears the name Minjemtimi and is reputed to be ten generations old. It is said to have been made in the village of Kwalunggei. When warriors from neighboring Yamok village raided Kwalunggei, the figure is said to have come to life and fought the invaders until hit by a spear, which broke off its left arm (the wound is still visible as a repair). The wounded Minjemtimi fell to the ground and turned back into a wooden figure that was carried off by the raiders. In Yamok the figure was kept by the Ainggun clan in a ceremonial house in the hamlet of Wolembi. The marks on the abdomen represent rooster heads joined by a length of intestine and are similar to the ritual scarifications made on the bodies of initiated Sawos men.

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Comic by David Sipress, New Yorker.

For both scenarios, assume all the Michael Jacksons are in their physical prime, completely bloodlusted, and won't stop until they get you. You can use whatever you find lying around. But there is one crucial rule: you cannot injure or kill them. The most you can do is temporarily stun them.

In the first scenario, you're locked in a massive shopping mall being hunted by a single Michael Jackson. You have to survive for 24 hours. If you successfully evade him for 24 hours, you walk away with $5 million.

The second option drops you straight into a small, somewhat isolated village. This time, there are ten Michael Jacksons hunting you, and you have to survive for a full 48 hours. The real kicker is that every 6 hours, your exact location is revealed to all of them for 5 seconds. This means you can't just find a good spot and camp there forever, they will eventually converge on you. But if you manage to pull this off, the prize is a massive $50 million. Can injure them in this case.