gf rule
Yet another I might've been posted recently, but still want to post just to be on the safe side. Let me know if you recognize any of them.
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I don't have a car but prefer goth girls... Most difficult choice of my life
I don't have a car and my mental health is unfixable.
I don't have mental health, only mental sickness
Maybe the goth girl can steal you a car
Nah that's a punk
Anime. I already like/want to tinker with my car so I'll just become the goth GF.
Step one: Turn into goth girlfriend.
Step two: Wait for them to choose wisely.
(I can fix your (early 90s) car)
i dont have a car >v<
Sooo…. Goth girl, then??
yesyes i like real life grlz <3
I have neither a car, nor mental health
I can already fix my car, a goth girlfriend
I'd take the goth girlfriend who can fix my car, because I am a goth girlfriend who can fix your electronics and your clothes, and we would be a good power couple
But what about your mental health?
Destroyed, much like your transmission. Gonna need to replace it, and your brakes need some work too...
Neither. I want one to break my spine and chuck me into a wood chipper.
No you don't! You need a stable housing situation and a, like a group of like-minded individuals that you, you know, talk about stuff you're passionate about with.
I have both of those. I don't particularly care if I'm being honest, I look apon the world and wish to rend society like it's the flesh of Angles, Saxons, and Jutes. There is nothing that can be done without the complete collapse of the US that would convince me to otherwise have even the mildest bit of interest in my own survival. Even then it'd countering material conditions at best, the psychological effects of most likely having CPTSD and that bastards blood in my veins would be more than enough to counter even that.
I don't want love and community. I want an inglorious death and to be forgotten by the world immediately.
Sounds like you're in your Face Mcshooty era
Nah because I actually want a fight.
Sounds like you need to want better Mental Health
Fun fact this is my good mental health. Trauma and autism don't mix particularly well, back when I was like 10 I was actively homicidal now I'm just passively homicidal.
that's new 😳
The requirements for Valhalla are relatively loose and if I'm joining a bunch of folks who died via whats effectively suicide I want to make sure my story is somewhat unique.
I'll take the Goth GF, she's 3D
Damn, I just paid a mechanic to fix my car.
Goth for sure. I can drive to the doctors.
The car is way cheaper to fix.
Agreed, I probably spent 2-3 cars worth of money therapy over the years. At this point I'll keep a cactus in my ass if it meant being mentally healthy.
Wait, you pay for therapy? Do you live in the US?
No. There are other countries in the world besides North American and European ones.
That's why I asked
I mean, first off, I don't have a car. Second, I'm the anime girlfriend here. And third, my mental health is beyond fixing. So really, I don't really have much of a choice, although I am still quite satisfied with the proposition.
How about the exact opposite? Ruin my already weak mental health, damage my car.
But can cook I guess that's the third option.
Hmm I don't have a car, and my mental health is more or less fine I think.
I like the boots, but I think the nekomimi still beat them. I'm inclined to pick the left one. Do I need to learn Japanese or is she dubbed?
Definitely Goth Gf. Mental health is overvalued.
I can still run with a broken mental. My car wont run if its broken. Hell, it wont even break with the preventative maintenance my gf will do.
I mean, if she can help my mental health seems more important. Plus, I can goth for both of us. :3
Still wishing for me to be fit enough for my clothes that I ordered that doesn't fit me yet then I'll be a cutie :3 (couldn't send back second hand clothing).
I bet you're already a cutie tho 🤭
(,,>﹏<,,)
My car needs a new show absorber.
Actually, both of them can fix mental health with the right approach. So, the goth girl is more universal.
Well I got a car and I already wear a lot of black, so this one's easy. Also I like my women to look my age
would "fix your mental health" include providing hrt?
Gender dysphoria is a mental health issue last I checked.
I mean, goth girls are more likely to have diy supplies though...
Krieger!
Anime GF. Car maintenance is affordable compared to mental health (also, don't really "need" a car tbh)
My project car disagrees.
No you don't! You need a stable housing situation and a, like a group of like-minded individuals that you, you know, talk about stuff you're passionate about with.SHIIIT I replied to the wrong comment.Can I get a goth gf that fixes my mental health? I know I'm asking for an exception here, but it's been a really shit year and I could use a win.
What kind of debuff are we talking about if I assign goth girlfriend to drywall instead?
Any relationship where one partner is fixing the mental health of the other seems dubious, even with magical thinking.
I don't even have a car but I'm going for the goth
I'm poly, both.
Finally, the right answer.
How do I tell my fiancé she's being replaced by an anime girl?
Tell her she's also replacing you with the same anime girl. Joining her harem is how she fixes you.
That's a tough one because I don't have a car but neither do I have mental health, so...
If I was forced to pick one, it would be the first one.
But I make great company for myself, thank you very much.
If your mental health is in a good state then the rest of the stuff like car problems are way easier to deal with.
Just one question...is the anime girl like a real life version of an anime girl, or just, ya know, a 2d hand-drawn girl?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't understand anime, I don't think I would understand an anime girlfriend