Spyke

In another life, I think this kid would be in a disused storage room holding a $30 microphone, staring into his Galaxy A56's camera, and reading a low-quality, half-generated YouTube video essay script about why Call of Duty peaked with Black Ops.

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Cards on the table: he looked like a low-rent Replay Mode – who makes fine-enough, seemingly hand-scripted video essays with mildly clickbaity/superlative titles about CoD multiplayer. They're junk food for your brain, but they're harmless.

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At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.

He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.

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discuss.online

"He tried to kill me!"

"Every locker has air vents, you were fine."

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"But you blocked them all!"

"Of course! Don't want your skinny little ass to escape through those."

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wait... He graduated from Highschool? he looks like a middle schooler who just hit puberty.

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I think these lot of part of a separate intake. They are struggling to meet their quotas so they have to take anyone that turns up. They have basically lowered the entry requirements at this point to "can, with guidance, handle simultaneous walking and spitting".

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If he was bullied in school, that's probably why he joined ICE. Makes him feel powerful.

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It's in everyone's interest really. They were absolutely eating through the crayon budget

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And I'm sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.

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Don't discount the fucker, he's equipped with shit he doesn't know what about and could create a bigger mess. How many of these idiots do they deploy just to spread the oleo?

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The chemical lobotomy is apparent.

Solution space is upstream.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Bullying is never ok. ICE should be disbanded and it's agents prosecuted for the crimes they committed.

Edit: kinda weird people down voted an anti bullying comment. The whole thing with bullies is that they thing the bullied kid deserves it. I've been bullied my entire youth. I've seen kids who were bullied become bullies themselves. I can tell you, no matter who it is, bullying is never ok. Bullied kids need help, or they might turn into ice agents or worse, bring a gun to school.

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TigerAcereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Look at the guy. Being bullied probably made him join ICE. it will only radicalize him even more.

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lightnsfwreply
reddthat.com

So? He's too far gone already. Fuck him. I hope he realizes that and kills himself.

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TigerAcereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Yeah that would be great. A radicalized angry kid committing suicide. They have a tenancy to do that while taking other innocent people with them. You know, school/mass shootings, bombings, driving a truck into a crowd, etc.

I prefer to educate kids instead of bullying them, so they won't be filled with hate and anger and radicalize. But yeah, I'm not American.

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lightnsfwreply
reddthat.com

Any education required to not be a piece of shit has been available to him his whole life. It's everywhere. Instead he's made the choice to ignore all of it and be a hateful fascist turd. Fuck him.

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TigerAcereply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Yeah, a lack of proper education is totally not a problem in the US, totally didn't put a pedo dictator into power (after already fucking up one term) and totally didn't radicalize and influenced young kids into joining ICE out of hate towards minorities based on fake news and fear mongering by other uneducated idiots... Right?

Haven't you read the news that many ICE agents failed primary school writing tests? Did you know it's legal to homeschool kids in the US, without any government control on quality, or that it's even being done? Did you know flat earth theory is being teached to kids by some parents? Did you know there is barely any quality control in schools and on teachers? Did you know cults like scientology and evangelicals are free to educate kids they way they see fit? The only education Trump gets is from Fox News. And he's the fucking president.

Yeah, I'm sure education is totally not the issue mate.

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You don't even have to be educated to learn basic morality. Virtually all popular media teaches right and wrong. Babies can understand empathy. Being an evil prick is a choice.

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It is bullying but nazis deserve it. But as with most things, it isn't that simple.

Let's say l, we bully the nazi by poking fun at the ridiculously stupid bases of their beliefs. everyone who feels attacked by that, is a fucking nazi, and why would we care for their feelings? Fuck them.

Let's say, we bully the nazi by poking fun at his physical appearance. Is everyone with a similar physical appearance a fucking nazi? No! Is it reasonable that they see it as body shaming? Yes. So yes, you bully a nazi, good job! But you also body shame others. And those others might understand that you bully a nazi, and are supportive, but nonetheless, you tell them that their appearance is something bad.

I mean, let's say, i wanna bully candace owens for being a nazi. She is an anti-semit, she is far-right, she made comments that imply that the Holocaust within germany was fine but hilter made the "mistake" to "globalize" it. She supported kayne West with his... comments... I think we can call her a nazi. So i should be fine bullying her! But if i would bully her for being black, or with black stereotypes, you would probably tell me to stop being racist and you would be right. But if I would mock her for her beliefs that Brigitte macron wants to assassinate candace, you wouldn't care and would laugh with me.

You might be fine with nazis being killed, but if whoever kills them, also kills 1 non-nazi as causality per nazi killed, you might don't support that. And if you do, maybe 1000 non-nazi causalities would bother you.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

Oh yes absolutism, the most useless of all philosophies.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

It's the bullies that join up. The ones that like hurting people the ones that get off on it.

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village604reply
adultswim.fan

It's not uncommon for adult bullies to have been bullied as a child. Shit, even child bullies are often victims of abuse too.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

Well as long as they were slightly upset as children I guess it's okay for them to be murderous bastards now. I totally withdraw all objections.

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village604reply
adultswim.fan

That's not at all what I was saying, so stop misrepresenting my point.

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I object to your objection that I'm not allowed to bully bullies just because apparently they were bullied as children. So what they are been bullies now, they need to learn that that behaviour is not acceptable and if they continue like that then they are going to have to face the consequences of that decision.

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