Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it
Excerpt
"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?
I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …
Sorry you rang?
Yes.
Jeez I would think the sharper parts on the side would rectum
didn't even know 'um
Negative.
Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.
That's a bit of a stretch.
thats a common mistake people make. its not a carburetor.
its a motorcycleburetor
Have my upvote.
This go's up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people's eardrums.
The square hole
In my favorite road hog. Your mom.
Oh you know my mom? Good for her.
Exhaust pipe.
No, that’s not where it goes, but close.
The inhaust pipe?
On the seat.
It is the seat.
Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.
This part goes up the ass. Or vagina if you have one.
Where's /u/SPECULUMATOR? I bet they'd get a kick outta this.
Your mom.
I have no idea, and I wouldn't want to specul(um)ate.
it goes in the bitch.
I always heard that part was useless anyway from my washed up piece of shit Dad
if you ever see him again, tell him
Was* in his case
That’s either a duck or a rabbit.
In the Rider?
Obviously that's the tool used to assess the gravitational alignment of the bike to the ground.
That's an exhaust pipe stretcher, obviously..
Up the bum, Bob?
Duckbill emulator
Just a quick peep
Right under the headlamp, it's the bike beak.
“Let’s take a look under the hood” applies to both scenarios.
Right next to the Falange
It’s for working on the rental bike after everyone has had a ride.
Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it
Excerpt
"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
My ass
It's to rev my engine.
It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?
That's how the Ducati mechanic extracts payment.
Oh no
Has nothing to do with automotives, it's a freaking duckbill protector!
It's medieval armor from duck jousting tournaments.
Vag spreader to check the radiator cap.
It's every dude Harley rider's favorite seat attachment. It accuates withthe rumble of the exhaust.
I know nothing about motorcycles.
Press the clutch, then step on that lever to crank the engine. Don't let go of the clutch.
MotoLady?