Spyke
sopuli.xyz

What a fantastic initiative to invite others to the conference! Your commitment to fostering collaboration and sharing knowledge is truly inspiring and will undoubtedly create a vibrant atmosphere for everyone involved. Keep up the great work!

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db2
lemmy.world

That place is full of hackers, they've got all my files!

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cm0002reply
toast.ooo

Those bastards!

They've got mine too! WTF

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otacon239reply
lemmy.world

Hold on. I’ll DDoS them real quick…

What the heck! They counter-attacked my system!

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itkovianreply
lemmy.world

Well, they can't have my files, because I don't have any files. /s

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lemmy.world

great account name that makes me angry even though i'm not a programmer (godlike ragebait)

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pythonreply
lemmy.world

I kinda like the implication of html being a programming language. Cause if it is, then svg would be as well.

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TBF, people have been programming with XML and JSON, YAML and so forth for a while. From XSLT to Ansible.

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whoisearthreply
lemmy.ca

I mean I'm stirring shit because the former is actually useful but java and JavaScript are both shit so they're not wrong.

My main job is supporting ServiceNow. I understand JavaScript now far more than I should. It's a garbage "language".

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I support a Java program and the majority of people call it javascript. Not confusing at all that a built in "language" for it is called thinkScript lmao

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fedia.io

whenever i go to that url, it just tells me that I've set up nginx properly. where do i enter my email?

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Michalreply
programming.dev

Haha good one. February 31st doesn't exist. It's 30th February - best date as there are no other conferences held at that time, to ensure best attendance.

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This would be funny if it wasn't so sad and frustrating and deeply horrific and exhausting.

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This is actually a super fun concept. Make sure the sign up is super long, several pages, multi-paragraph replies expected for general admission. Make sure there's a VSCode sign up API and extension. Host the conference now, but on the promise that you'll be able to acquire props and supplies for it at a later date, at least 1 year out.

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