It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I've already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don't keep it to the one drink.
Ah yes, the College Sophomore technique: Don’t eat all day, so the party beer gets you absolutely wasted when you’re drinking on an empty stomach. That’s just efficient use of resources.
Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
The fat comes right off.
The calories don't count if I pass out before I log them.
I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects...
Or you could get aides
A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don't have that kind of money.
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
AI dietologist 🔥
LLM-fueled?
Are they counting with the calories from the alcohol itself?
Hey, if you eat nothing while bing drinking you can keep calories low :)
Calories and thiamine both!
This feels illegal
I assure you it's perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I've already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don't keep it to the one drink.
Could it be that you forget to write down calories after a sufficient amount of alcohol?
Sowreee ofeesir, I'm on diet
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
Ah yes, the College Sophomore technique: Don’t eat all day, so the party beer gets you absolutely wasted when you’re drinking on an empty stomach. That’s just efficient use of resources.
Alcohol makes me eat more
Isn't alcohol digested as sugar?
So you're saying alcohol is healthier than fat...
Actually fat can help you feel full quicker and then eat less overall
Also, the whole myelin sheath thing.
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
This idea brought to you by ChatGPT
“Have you considered cocaine?”
lol. You should get rid of this app.
Whiskey, the social laxative hero we all wanted, but didn’t know we needed.
Big brain. Huuuge brain. Big ol' bulbous throbbing pulsating brain time.
https://youtu.be/WM273cwMuQI
Classic so old I don't even think it does the rounds anymore
"You should my calorie intake on the days I smoke crack!"
when your nutrition app has a contract with Suntory
Yes. Ok. Let's do that.