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And he presented her with his weird mushroom penis. Man, bootlickers are so fucking pathetic...

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lemmy.ca

Presented as in gave, or as in showed him what they look like?

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lemmy.ca

“Here’s the medal you were asking about!”

“Ooh, pretty. May I look?”

“Very nice. All the best people should have one of these.”

“So… may I have my medal back now please?”

“Your medal? This is my medal! I took it fair and square!”

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Kirp123reply
lemmy.world

You think she asked for him to give it back? She probably traded it for a promise to lead Venezuela. And we all know how Trump keeps his promises.

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aussie.zone

She was pushing for Trump to have it since it was first announced she won it. It's got nothing to do with her wanting to protect her country or whatever, she's got a terminal case of Trump brainworms.

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She has a terminal case of wanting to be the sellout who gets a cut when her country is economically colonized

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Worst euphemism for getting fucked by Trump.

Funny, she looked a bit old for him.

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And he said "meh, my FIFA World Peace prize is shinier and classier. But I'll still snatch this off you."

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I get what you're saying, but I don't think that handing out a Nobel Peace Price is an "easy" way to bribe someone

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Such a disrespectful thing to do to the Nobel prize. Shame on them both!

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lemmy.world

Not very convincing of her character, this, but of course no character is worse than the embodiment of the antichrist.

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More than half of the country voted for that antichrist, or sat it out and literally heralded his second coming. People are fucking stupid.

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lemmy.ml

It makes sense that Venezuelans would elect maduro again rather than making bootlicker in chief here their president.

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Gladaedreply
feddit.org

According to most sources there was major manipulation and she would have won.

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Ilixtzereply
lemmy.ml

Your sources might be propaganda from the pedophile crimunal syndicate that kidnapped maduro.

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The accomplices in crime from a regime of criminals ruled by pedophiles and nazis, drooling to steal Venezuelan oil and loot Latin America and invade Greenland, don't agree with me; i know.

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Gladaedreply
feddit.org

You are directly resorting to insults. Not making the strongest point.

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Ilixtzereply
lemmy.ml

Calling america a pedophile criminal syndicate is not an insult, it is a fact.

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It doesn't matter how many baubles the mad king collects, he'll never have earned a Noble peace prize, nor will he ever be awarded one by those that can.

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Big if earning was a thing to care about.

Got news for you: that’s not something everyone cares about! Look at all the cheaters and con artists. So so so so many and they hardly get caught—most get rewarded!

Imagine the power of not having to earn these prizes yet you have them anyways! Those losers had to put effort in!

That’s how they think. So find better ways to insult them because “unearned” is a compliment to them.

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