There is a viewing platform by the edge of void, but more importantly there is a gift shop
What do they sell?
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The shop has one of those penny flattener machines but it leaves the surface completely blank when it's done.
"The Void Stared Back!" Tshirts and bumper stickers.
"I stared into the void and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
nothing
Literally boxes full of nothing so you can take a piece of the void with you when you leave.
Temporarily out of stock
void samples
What sizes are they in?
Souvenir keychains with everyone else’s name but yours.
My unending soul-sucking void is also named Bort.
I visited the public static void and returned with nothing but deprecative looks.
A bungee rope to try it out.
Towels
Single socks
Void gift cards
Oooh and branded void cheques!
Snow globes with no snow.
Postcards that say "wish you were here!"
L'appel du Vide mugs
Void and time crystals obviously. And novelty portable holes by acme
Water to refresh your mouth after spitting off the edge.
Copies of the twilight zone and books on multi-dimensional theory such as imagining the 10 dimensions
Broken warranty seal stickers
T-shirts that from a distance seem to have stains on them but up close they're blank
My Grandma Went To The Void And All She Got Me Was This Tshirt
Gift sets of overpriced black socks