Spyke
matlagreply
sh.itjust.works

And given the age of absurdity and stupidity we live in, they should also include a "certified not fake and not satire".

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It really is frustrating how hard it can be sometimes to tell the difference. Nothing sounds too ridiculous anymore.

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Back when Drinky Pete was just an alcoholic fascist stooge and not Secretary of 🙄 “War” . . and also an alcoholic fascist stooge.

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lemmy.ca

This is still far too generous - it assumes that they:

  • Know where the Falklands are (and they they are British)
  • Know where Brazil is
  • Know where actual Mexico is
  • Can spell "archipelago"
  • Wouldn't call Chile "helicopter Mexico"
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feddit.uk

Just because Argentina landed there 500 years ago doesn't mean it's theirs

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lemmy.curiana.net

Last time I checked Argentina was wold cup champion and Brazil got humiliated by Germany 7:1. So it's Soccer Mexico and Samba Mexico.

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feddit.org

Oh come on, give them a break. Brazil still has the most world cup wins under their belt, Argentina doesn't even make the top 3

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Poor brazil. They have gone up against germany since then, and definitely cleared away the poor results from that one match.

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Don't these scores just mean that one country had better luck in the international player trafficking market that year?

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sopuli.xyz

I laughed when I saw "Soccer Mexico".

It's called football. Let's do the math.

Foot + ball = football

Rugby + kicking = footrugby.

Don't @ me.

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AxExRxreply
lemmy.world

Soccer is a British shortening of 'association football.' Aka association rules football.

In the 1860-90s, one of several competing games / variants of the same gsme all called football including rugby, then called rugby football (rugby being the name of the town/ school that game was popularized in)

American and canadian football are variants off of this version of 'rugby football,' Eventually dropping the name rugby (as they no longer had much association to that locale) british rugby, and its other variants, eventually dropped the football from their name.

Technically though, for the game we generally think of as football, association rules football, (which again, soccer is just a shortening of) is the proper name. For instance, If you look up fifa, their name is Fédération Internationale de Football Association literally the international association football federation.

And there are still other similar games that use football in the term, including american/ gridiron, Australian rules/ footy, and Gaelic football

Just calling it football is technically using a term for all of those sports. Association football, or 'soccer' is the actual sport and rules we all mean.

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...hermano, who listens to the British? FUTOBOOOOOOOOOOL!!! ⚽🥇🎉

Every 👏 damn 👏 language 👏 in 👏 the 👏 world 👏 calls 👏 it 👏 football 👏

Get your yankie "call to authority" britishisms tf outta here. We ain't colonies no more. Smh.

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The US education system has been hollowed out for decades now with the single goal of being able to put fascists into power. Only with a dumb population can you pull off such horrendous shit and still get away with a dumb excuse

The good thing about this is that there is so much incompetence going around that these fuckers will eventually break their new system by themselves.

To make a trump like expression that is actually true; The US economy is already a bubble the size like nobody has seen before. I for one can't wait for that economy to pop, maybe then Americans can be bothered to do something about trump

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It's hard for racists to differentiate people with brown skin. They just all come from Brownskinistan.

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lemmy.world

I’d go with Tex-Mexico myself

Can anyone pick out what Ecuador is in this map? The compression is keeping me from deciphering it. The rest are pretty funny.

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In this slightly higher-res copy, it does appear to be "MS13". (Which makes about as much sense as labeling Uruguay "west"...)

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I would go with “Turtle Mexico” cause of the Galapagos. I know they’re not turtles, but I think that adds to the effect.

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My head was having trouble not correcting it to 'mexican counties'

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..is Uruguay marked "worst Mexico" or "West Mexico"?

I kinda doubt that EITHER is true, given that it's located to the East of Argentina and probably is MUCH better than those Paraguayan bastards!

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humanreply
slrpnk.net

Maybe they are the worst at being Mexico

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West Mexico which is funny because it's like the second most eastern Mexico here

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As a Latin American I find this deeply offensive and would like to clarify to people that when you talk like that... you make a woman go mad... So be wise (Sí!) and keep on (Sí!) Reading the signs of my body.

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It's so small and lacks many features of the original, it's like the Wish version of Mexico.

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