Microsoft CEO Begs Users to Stop Calling AI Content "Slop"
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Microslop.
Logo needs more AI!
At this point, they might as well rebrand to Macroslop© Slopilot®.
I saw one that I liked where he was just saying
slop
This makes me want to call it slop even more.
Streisand effect go brrrr
This is actually pretty accurate considering they also were the ones that killed Windows.
Don't make no slop, won't be no slop. /shrug
Microslop wants people to stop calling their AI slop "slop"? Well stop making slop then.
Microsoft wants people to stop calling AI content slop. People want Microsoft to stop pushing slop.
I predict nobody will get what they want.
I care about what Microsoft wants about as much as Microsoft cares about what I want.
Umad Microslop?
Cry me a slop river
Disrespectfully, no.
Lmao, I need to start saying this
So the bubble has reached the desperation phase already?
The begging is pathetic but not in the way we like.
I’m starting to notice a recent trend in tech CEOs. They seem to be saying “yes, we know you hate it but too bad get used to it”.
That's definitely not a modern trend. That's what they always say when people don't like their decisions. Unless there's a board of directors with their hand up the CEO's ass parroting the appology for them, they will never admit wrongdoing.
They're narcissistic pieces of shit. All of them.
Yup. First they give the middle finger to their customers, then they do it to their investors. Because who is punishing them?
Please stop nagging people to use your shiny new slop generator.
Come on people, think of the shareholders! /$
Slop, MicroSlope, MacroSlop, it's BS all the same.
Quick, find mike rowe and make him buy the MikeRoweSlop.com site!
It is slop
Go fuck yourself
Give people an OS that works and works in a way that's a dumb pipe without AI "improvements"
Beat meat to it
I would be mad if my failing products were dismissed and criticized by calling them "slop"
Microsoft users beg CEO to stop being shit
Who the fuck cares about users, we've already got their money. We only care about keeping the shareholders happy.
Fine. Lets call it shit instead.
Nonsense, drivel, pablum, crap, noise, junk.
I won't stop permanently.. REMIND ME IN THREE DAYS
Underrated comment lol
Typical corporate bullshit, trying to hog all the credit.
How about if we call it MicroSlop? That way everyone associates Microsoft with AI slop, which is what they're becoming. They should want to promote their commitment to AI, right?
MicroSlop it is. Let's all help them with their crowd-sourced rebranding!
Get it while it’s hot!
Nah, see you made it look too appetizing.
The kind of slop I'm visualizing is more like
All I see is bacon there
Now now, let's save some of that vitriol for the rest of these tech clowns. Microslop are not the first nor the only rich pieces of shit pushing for this stuff.
Yeah, but this is the guy trying to silence us at the moment, and the label fits so well. We can still add slop to every other brand name, too. MicroSlop doesn't have a trademark on it.
Or maybe they do. If I were them, I'd trademark it and get the domain name, just to keep anybody else from using it against me. Hmm, brb...
Yep, someone already got it, and it's not Microsoft.
ohhhh hopefully they're as pissed off at AI as they should be. That'd be great for it to become a parody of some sort... Especially if it were a strong satire of their main website to the point where it'd confuse old people and others that fall for phishing scams. Make it look identical to MS except for all the obviously 'generated' text and images...
Then the more you confuse people and the more attention it gets, the better. Not only will the confused think MS is really misusing machine 'learning', but if you ended up sued by MS because idiots got confused over the obvious satire... oh man, that'd be a glorious court case.
"You see, your honor, I made it abundantly clear they were signing up for Microslop OnẹDrive, Not Microsoft OneDrive"
Whatever you say, Sloppy Satya!
Slop content CEO begs users to stop calling slop "slop."
FTFY
It lives and dies by consumer demands? That hasn't been the case since we started this fucking race. It has pretty much been an Investment run enterprise since the very start. Name a single LLM derived product that is consciously being bought by consumers. It's all subscription based models that don't deliver on their promises. Nothing is living up to its promise.
Where is the AI that I can say: plan an appointment with my dad. And it links our agendas, sets the alarm, orders a bottle of wine, asks me to order an uber because im out of gas, and otherwise i should leave a bit earlier. Where are the actually smart intelligent assistants?
Oh don't worry. That AI is definitely in the commercials.
You see, you're making the mistake of thinking there's intelligence anywhere inside this thing we keep calling "Artificial Intelli-" OH! I see the problem, you've listened to our marketing team's
fraudulent liesad campaigns, silly you!Well, I'd really like not being fed slop. Quit serving it to me, and I'll quit complaining.
You are not my boss: Microslop
That's from a link in the article
And it's completely coherent!
MY SLOP IS ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL THANKS TO COGNITIVE AMPLIFIER TOOLS AND A NEW THEORY OF THE MIND.
Computer, denoise this nothing until it's something, I mean create art.
Shit peddler wants people to stop calling what he peddles "shit".
Slopya Naslopla can slop off with his sloppy slop.
There was this audio book thing we used to have when I was in kindergarten. It was about farm animals, and each animal had its own sound effects. Pigs had the sound effect of a man saying the phrase "sloppity sloppity sloppity slop, sloppity sloppity sloppity slop".
This is now my mantra whenever I see AI slop.
Maybe we should start chanting it en masse at these tech conventions any time AI is being discussed as anything more than a massive waste of resources.
Say it with me:
slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop
The whole naming is wrong though. It's not an intelligence. He should've said LLM content.
It's literally sloppy shit.
chief executive slopfficer ?
Generative AI is slop, and the Microsoft CEO is sloppy.
Guy whose job depends on slop wants you to stop seeing slop as slop
This man has absolutely no idea how basic human behavior works. This will only increase the use of the "slop" label. Does he only interact with employees in his life?
lol silly he's an Executive. He doesn't even interact with other human beings, let alone employees.
Because he is the slop-master!
If it looks like a slop and sounds like a slop...
Artificial Imbecility.
Slop CEO says what?
Maybe later
No
How delusional of him.
Pay me so I don't call it slop
Begs? Nah. Click bait.
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Maybe later.
Where in that article is the quote where Nadella can reasonably be described as "begging"?
Aw shucks, I came down with the AI psychosis, and it told me to just keep hitting Nadella in the face with a 12 lb mechanical keyboard untill he reboots correctly and stops just printing out arcane error codes...
I... I gotta do it... he's got the ... the seahorse emjois, he's hiding them!
Same place he keeps all his pictures of my desktop!