lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyickplant Regional differencesView original on lemmy.world490Comments29Reply
ssangriaferret sh.itjust.works24Hide 24 repliesAlligators generally aren't all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you're fucked.73Reply
bbetterdeadthanreddit replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesMerde and Merlot Mondays aren't for everybody.21Reply
hansolo replylemmy.todayNo, that's the point. I hadn't eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.3Reply
WWhiskyTangoFoxtrot replylemmy.worldhttps://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html4Reply
SSpaceNoodle replylemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesGod help us if they ever figure out that we're food35Reply
ssangriaferret replysh.itjust.works8Hide 8 repliesEven if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.17Reply
SSpaceNoodle replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesSo, don't put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.16Reply
Godric replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesInstructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!12Reply
00ops replypiefed.zipThe hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can't afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy7Reply
SSanctimoniousApe replylemmings.worldI heard that's how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.5Reply
robocall lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyCalifornia doesn't get a lot of sea turtles so it makes sense19Reply
Berengaria_of_Navarre lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyFried alligator is fucking delicious. Even better if they're fed exclusively on marshmallows and purple drank.19Reply
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Alligators generally aren't all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you're fucked.
Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.
weird dinner ngl
Merde and Merlot Mondays aren't for everybody.
sock rae blue
Bone apple tea!
It's cool, it's keto.
Great breakfast though.
Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours
No, that's the point. I hadn't eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.
https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html
God help us if they ever figure out that we're food
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
So, don't put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
Are you sure it wasn't a caiman?
No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can't afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
I heard that's how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.
I've seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
Thats why they get a bag of marshmellows
So they're the black bears of the large reptile world.
California doesn't get a lot of sea turtles so it makes sense
It probably gets more than Kentucky.
Fried alligator is fucking delicious. Even better if they're fed exclusively on marshmallows and purple drank.
US swamps must have so many diabetic gators.