Spyke
lemmy.world

Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?

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Agrivarreply
lemmy.world

How many nose piercings are considered "too many?"

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lemmy.world

If they impede your breathing you've definitely gone too far. Until then to your taste

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Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.

Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.

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ceenotereply
lemmy.world

To be fair, it was the math enjoyer's 4/20 yesterday. You've reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.

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And you don't need to make up a holiday for it, it's already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that's a bit too red for ya it's also Beltane, but you're more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It's really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones

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jif
piefed.ca

I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.

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discuss.tchncs.de

I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.

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sh.itjust.works

I've always hated having a birthday in June, I might actually start celebrating it on 3/7 instead now lmao (I also happen to have the same birthday as trump)

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lemmy.world

Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.

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Akasazhreply
lemmy.world

I've not done cocaine nor know of it's culture. Child you explain the joke?

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Aeaoreply
lemmy.world

Is 3 lines or four lines.

Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.

1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.

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Akasazhreply
lemmy.world

Ty!

What would be the average number of lines one would do?

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Aeaoreply
lemmy.world

Oh my god I’m so excited I get to use this joke lol. You’ve set me up for a common joke.

The average number of lines you do is all of them. The correct amount of cocaine is all of the cocaine you have.

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Akasazhreply
lemmy.world

I see, thanks for enlightening me and glad to have set up the joke.

It must smell really nice :p

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That’s another joke “I just like the smell”

If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.

In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.

So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.

If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.

How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.

You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”

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piefed.zip

Might as well celebrate on the 10th of February too, just to be sure

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On the 35th day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me...

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feddit.it

Oh yeah, the 20th month! It's my favourite month

/jk

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lemmy.world

At least 1st of May is a date that can actually happen.

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bignate31reply
lemmy.world

unfortunately, "4-20" has much more of a ring than "20-of-4"

also it starts a turf war when you challenge the American date format

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Yeah, but 4:20 originates as a time. The problem happens when you want to put it into a date as well.

Time is the only exception where I agree that the less specific part can come before the more specific one - just because more often than not one does not make sense without the other.

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lemmy.world

Yeah, also April 20 is some dude's birthday that we don't celebrate

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MrMcGasionreply
lemmy.world

Andy Serkis? George Takei?

... oh nevermind, found the one you're talking about.

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Eh, I feel it's still appropriate. Guy didn't like smoking in general, so celebrate by releasing a big ol' cloud of silly smoke.

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mander.xyz

Not that I've seen. There's stopdrinking with a daily check in post, but not a ton of activity outside of that.

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lemmy.wtf

Good luck with what you plant outside on 1/5

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International Workers day! - “Workers of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!”

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