A penis has the "second-most" microexpressions, compared to a face
I have zero basis in that statement, it's a thought
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No! It's got completely normal-sized expressions! No microexpressions! It's normal! It's just very cold, ok?!
Maybe that's why I've never got the hang on sign language; I've not been using the 11th finger.
Huh, I just remembered what I dreamt last night: about kids that had 6 or even 7 fingers per hand.
6-7! 🤷🏻♂️
Microexpressions are literal facial expressions. We do not usually expose our penises for your claim to even make sense.
I'm not sure I even get what you mean. Whatever it is, I'm guessing you're at least partially biased because you have one. Maybe I could understand better if you could say what would have the third- or fourth-most microexpressions?
Probably the highest quality shower thought I have ever seen. <3 thank you
Especially mine.
How expressive is it‽ Like, we talking "finger-puppet" expressive, or more "don't look it in it's eye" expressive?
Don't rub its temples.
Of course they're microexpressions when you've got a micropenis
hand.
I believe you to be correct, as I was being (obviously) kinda cheeky :) But I always appreciate someone being able to hear me <3
What are you fucking doing in the shower bro????
My best
What do you mean? Like how the meatus can look like a mouth and can smile or frown based on how you move it? 🤔 I like to make it look like it's singing.
It's true