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feddit.org

I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?

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You rarely hear the phrase "where the FUCK is the penis on this thing??" in infomercials nowadays and it's a crying shame!

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It's unfortunately not very good. And my penis count is still only 1, and honestly not super magical.

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mander.xyz

Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.

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If you need any room service or sex toys, just ring the front desk ✨

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lemmy.ca

Must be a strong drink .... because penis mightier

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lemmy.world

rare and/or endangered animal's bones typically.

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Apparently humans are rare among mammals for not having a bone in our penis!

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fedia.io

I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that's supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot

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pawb.social

Ah yes, autocowrecks and engrish back on the ol' cheezburger site. Those were simpler times.

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Let's just say you don't want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.

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Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something... What a gamble.

Give me some. Let's do this.

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This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.

Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie's digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷

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lemmy.world

Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it's on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?

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How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.

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