exactly; you'll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrust^TM^ Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:
Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence
Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot
Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore
WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
There's an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions."
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.
Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"
Probably, LLM-based will sound like web-enabled at that point - a dusty old buzzword. They'll have something newer and shinier even if it's still an LLM inside.
The drones giving migrants a scan first is on the optimistic side, if things go at all how they seem to be.
“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”
Which Lemmy instance? It's federated and each server is different. It's like asking "what will be the top post on the forum" or "what'll be pinned on Discord".
Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.
Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.
Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that's basically the same thing
Bruh…
exactly; you'll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.
You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrust^TM^ Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:
WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!
2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
Now at 5% usage!
I think it's at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
It's at 3.2% on steam
5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I'd buy 1%, though, and that's something.
You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.
I welcome it.
Beans.
It'll be fucking beans.
What about orbs?
Bean. Orbs.
!remindme 11 years it's bean time
The classics never die.
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
Do you have any water?
I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.
What's your toilet paper situation like?
We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it's hard trying to find paper after the incident.
Go on...
You don't know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?
I spend every breathing moment of my life arguing with people on the Internet on very trivial issues. Are you telling me you don't do that?
Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.
Amen!
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
356,411 km, give or take.
Yeah, that's what killed the dinosaurs.
Can you bring them back?
There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?
If the composition of Lemmy is even remotely the same that will be everywhere.
🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.
REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.
New research in mice shows promise for alzheimers breakthrough
And Trump's health plan should be ready in just a couple more weeks by then
Also, Elon Musk has stated Tesla full self driving will be available next year
The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
Woah, I just posted about Art Bell and was thinking about when I heard about this guy on Coast-to-Coast AM and was trying to remember his name.
I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!
For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.
Plot twist: It's Alaska.
After declaring independence, a free and fair referendum showed overwhelming support for joining the Russian Federation.
Trump is right that Canada in between the lower 48 and Alaska is border gore. But there's another solution...
Half Life 3
...got postponed to 2038
President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files
barron trump, to be exact.
oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!
No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.
so trumpbot is in control in 2036? dang it
edit: i typed "1936"
Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump
Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"
Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.
Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.
Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?
Probably, LLM-based will sound like web-enabled at that point - a dusty old buzzword. They'll have something newer and shinier even if it's still an LLM inside.
The drones giving migrants a scan first is on the optimistic side, if things go at all how they seem to be.
The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.
thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai
Don't know ... I can't afford internet credits in order to access a connection.
Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain't my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.
“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”
Allowing calls to proliferate in the first place and be addressed would indicate some level of free speech.
Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
If Lemmy will be a thing then
It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.
And owls. Still owls.
FBI? No, I am not opening up.
Which Lemmy instance? It's federated and each server is different. It's like asking "what will be the top post on the forum" or "what'll be pinned on Discord".
Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn't
Bats! Lots of bats!
Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles
Roofman is released (the remake starring Roman Christou, not the dude it's about)
"Literally everything is worse in every way possible. In ways you never even considered. Yes even that."
Idk but an AI will have written it, and 99.9% of its views will be from bots.
Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.
Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.
Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.
Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.
I didn’t realize Lemmy had a front page.
100% AI slop, complete with critical comments from other AI bots, and no OP didn't read the community rules before posting.
404 probably. There will be better tech in 10 years.
Yeah. Like JavaScript, SMTP and the web itself, lemmy will just go away.
Many platforms have actually went away and no longer exists. Its normal. :)
Google tracks user
1 bajillion upvotes