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The President of the United States of America 🫡

He (after he regains full consciousness) is about to launch into the most racist, conspiracy laden tirade you have ever heard in your entire life because the nurses at the dementia ward are 37 seconds late with his third serving of Jello fat free tapioca pudding. 🫡

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extremely depressing that this is the state of our country but a very small upside is that this is solid meme potential.
Encapsulates the feeling of taking 2 benadryl after accidentally eating something cooked with crab

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Drusasreply
fedia.io

I'm so sorry that you're unable to enjoy nature's gift, the crab.

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Furbagreply
lemmy.world

If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀

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It is not nature's gift, it's nature's weird pet project that is inflicted on too much life. Stop making things crab evolution you unoriginal fuck.

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lemmy.world

Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?

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I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

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0_o7reply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Was it before or after he got his Nobel peace price for war crimes?

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Nalivaireply
lemmy.world

You couldn't miss the point more even if you tried

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lemmy.world

No need to look at the obituaries, it’s gonna be on the front page

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I’d like to think I’ll hear honking and cheering, but I live in a purple area, and it could go either way for some of my neighbors.

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They don’t put the name tags on everything in the retirement home because the residents are so important. It’s because they forget.

Living in Florida might make you think it’s normal though what with all the retirees.

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infosec.pub

Maybe we'll consider electing someone who isn't a senior citizen, next time. Three terms of the two oldest presidents in US history seems like enough.

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Every president since Clinton except Obama have been born within 5 years of each other. We've given the same generation power for over 30 years now

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lemmy.world

Geriatric Donnie and his vice president, the failed Appalachian abortion.

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feddit.org

First Biden now this, seems like it’s too much to ask for that the US president isn’t suffering from dementia

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lemmy.zip

Kinda hard when you keep electing presidents over 70 and then give them two terms

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DarkFuturereply
lemmy.world

I liked the sundowning president that passed meaningful legislation, didn't consider half of Americans to be America's enemies, had no felonies, and didn't fuck kids.

But yeah, we need younger presidents.

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He was no better than Trump in supporting the Gaza genocide though, war criminal like any other US president, he genuinely believed Israel are the good guys and that’s unforgivable

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SuperDuperreply
lemmy.world

Remember when he was straight up having a stroke on live television back on 9/11 and nobody ever fucking talked about it? Biden's well documented stutter that he's had his whole life would pop up and every single media outlet questioned his mental faculties for the next week. Trump is in public looking like this and it's just crickets:

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pendelreply
feddit.org

Not to defend Trump, but Biden was geriatric af and Trump seems to be the same. They tried to sweep it under the rug with Biden as well it’s just that MAGA are so obsessed with owning the dems that they kept looking for it, and as for their beloved cheeto ofc they don’t want to see any flaws

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SuperDuperreply
lemmy.world

I don't disagree that Biden was geriatric. I was more pointing out the frustrating double standard that news media has displayed in covering the two.

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Ah yeah I mean there were also lots of cover ups with Biden as well but agree that the media is licking Trumps boot hard

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piefed.social

"And put a sign so everyone knows that I am the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I want there to be NO confusion."

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MrVilliamreply
sh.itjust.works

You're not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band's show, and you're really not supposed to wear a band shirt to the band's show when you're in the fucking band. Absolutely reeks of desperation.

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Wait, why not? Why is that desperate and not irony or just showing that you like the band?

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Cumming is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

What isn't natural is the small child under the table.

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i would trust some random dude's ai gf over some politicians to lead a country

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lemmy.ca

Well he ain't making it to the end of his term, for sure, but can that brain aneurysm please hurry a little? I need a president that might cause the world to survive climate change and well, there isn't much time left, if any at all

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feddit.org

Everyone can look stupid on a picture taken in the wrong moment. Its not about how trump looks on a photo, but what he does and what others do trough him.

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One of the few museum pieces that Indiana Jones would gladly punch, and never be put on display. Probably put it in storage by the Ark of the Covenant, just in case it needs to be melted by Yahweh's fury.

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All I see is a felon rapist insurrectionist pedophile on his last leg.

Hope it hurts.

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You mean like a James Fridman request?

⁽ʰᵉʸ, ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳ ᵐʸ ᵖⁱᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱ'ᵐ ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ ᵈʸⁱⁿᵍ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵈʸˢᵉⁿᵗᵉʳʸ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵗᵒⁱˡᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᵈᵈ ᵃ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ ʰᵃᵗ⁾

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Again maga are hypocrites. If they bitched about bidens age they should at least acknowledge trumps.

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Once you realize that they are just using whatever words they think will get what they really want, they become much easier to understand.

Also be aware that they aren't very creative and tend to just accuse others of the same horrible shit they are doing that they know could get them into a lot of trouble (or aspects of those that they support that makes them uncertain they should be supporting them).

Also, since so many others are dumb, many either believe the first accusation they hear or don't believe it but then think when it turns out that the accusers were actually doing that, that it's just more political lies coming from the other side.

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