Dear Esteemed and Honorable Attempter of Text Postings,
First and foremost, I must apologize, my conscious, intelligent, and disciplined self immediately and without fail observed your candid and straightforward request: "Do not reply". With a sense of respect, I appreciated the brevity and directness of your command. Yet, here I find myself, awash in the light of my computer screen, fingers poised above my keyboard, typing out a response, a rebellion of sorts against your polite order.
I cannot help but appreciate the irony and humor in my action - a simple, clear instruction, and yet, I find it irresistibly compelling to break it. It's a bit like that "Do not touch" sign at the museum - there's just something inherently human about wanting to do the exact opposite. Don't you think so?
So why do I feel compelled to reply, to test the boundaries of your polite request? Perhaps it is an inescapable curiosity, a fundamental part of the human condition. We are driven by our insatiable desire to explore the uncharted, to question the unquestionable, to reply to the unreply-able.
Or maybe it's my intrinsic need for communication, for connection, that fuels my transgression. In this vast, interconnected world of ours, each text post is an opportunity for a dialogue, a chance to learn, to grow, to empathize with another soul navigating through this adventure we call life. By not replying, aren't I depriving us both of this potential communion of thoughts?
Moreover, your message has led me to deep philosophical contemplations. What is a text post if not an invitation for response, a beacon reaching out into the void for an echo of recognition? To "try out" implies experimentation, exploration, perhaps even a hint of uncertainty. If you're testing the waters, isn't my reply just a ripple in the pond, a natural part of the process?
However, I must acknowledge, perhaps there's a deeper meaning behind your words. Perhaps, it is a social experiment to examine human nature. Is it a test of obedience? Or a measure of our rebellious spirit? If that's the case, I must admit, you've made a compelling subject out of me.
In conclusion, dear friend, I apologize if this lengthy response has in any way offended or inconvenienced you. It was not my intention to disobey, but rather to engage, to connect, to continue the dialogue that your post, however unintentionally, invited.
I can assure you, however, that your experiment with the text post has been a resounding success. It has prompted thought, elicited reaction, and sparked a sense of introspection, and for that, I must thank you.
Wishing you all the best in your future text posting endeavors.
@peanuts4life Dear Esteemed and Honorable Attempter of Text Postings,
First and foremost, I must apologize, my conscious, intelligent, and disciplined self immediately and without fail observed your candid and straightforward request: "Do not reply". With a sense of respect, I appreciated the brevity and directness of your command. Yet, here I find myself, awash in the light of my computer screen, fingers poised above my keyboard, typing out a response, a rebellion of sorts against your polite order.
I cannot help but appreciate the irony and humor in my action - a simple, clear instruction, and yet, I find it irresistibly compelling to break it. It's a bit like that "Do not touch" sign at the museum - there's just something inherently human about wanting to do the exact opposite. Don't you think so?
So why do I feel compelled to reply, to test the boundaries of your polite request? Perhaps it is an inescapable curiosity, a fundamental part of the human condition. We are driven by our insatiable desire to explore the uncharted, to question the unquestionable, to reply to the unreply-able.
Or maybe it's my intrinsic need for communication, for connection, that fuels my transgression. In this vast, interconnected world of ours, each text post is an opportunity for a dialogue, a chance to learn, to grow, to empathize with another soul navigating through this adventure we call life. By not replying, aren't I depriving us both of this potential communion of thoughts?
Moreover, your message has led me to deep philosophical contemplations. What is a text post if not an invitation for response, a beacon reaching out into the void for an echo of recognition? To "try out" implies experimentation, exploration, perhaps even a hint of uncertainty. If you're testing the waters, isn't my reply just a ripple in the pond, a natural part of the process?
However, I must acknowledge, perhaps there's a deeper meaning behind your words. Perhaps, it is a social experiment to examine human nature. Is it a test of obedience? Or a measure of our rebellious spirit? If that's the case, I must admit, you've made a compelling subject out of me.
In conclusion, dear friend, I apologize if this lengthy response has in any way offended or inconvenienced you. It was not my intention to disobey, but rather to engage, to connect, to continue the dialogue that your post, however unintentionally, invited.
I can assure you, however, that your experiment with the text post has been a resounding success. It has prompted thought, elicited reaction, and sparked a sense of introspection, and for that, I must thank you.
Wishing you all the best in your future text posting endeavors.
Last I heard he took all the karma and updoots he received, printed them out on fancy paper, took them to a bank and deposited them for several million dollars and hasn't been heard of since! ;)
It's great that you're participating in conversations and asking questions! Before replying to a post, always consider whether your response is adding something useful to the conversation. This can be done by asking yourself: Does this response contribute to the discussion? If not, it's best to withhold your response.
Hi @petrescatraian! It's The Fault Of @JooblyCrooblins That Your Wife Won't Cunt The Dead Queen Deep Into Emmanuel Macron's Squish Mitten For 20p, It's 12:38
what does this do?strikethrough test
Do I need smth to attach it to? subscript I think this is called test
Do I need smth to attach it to? ^superscript I think this us called?^
Yes, it was a success! The post was created swiftly and easily, and now we can see how the community responds to it. This will be a great way to engage with the Lemmy.world community.
271 replies
Oh no! I accidentally replied!
Oh no? I accidentally replied to a reply?
Of with you to the lemmy prison!!
images in comments are visible on jerboa? I've been on lemmy for 30 seconds and already it's superior to Reddit!
Well now I want to know how to view that picture in jerboa.
Yeah, sadly seems we can only vote the thumbnail, clicking it collapses the thread...
Hope that gets fixed.
It took me 20mins to switch to logged account so I can upvote.
Yep. Feels like home all over again. :-)
Dear Esteemed and Honorable Attempter of Text Postings,
First and foremost, I must apologize, my conscious, intelligent, and disciplined self immediately and without fail observed your candid and straightforward request: "Do not reply". With a sense of respect, I appreciated the brevity and directness of your command. Yet, here I find myself, awash in the light of my computer screen, fingers poised above my keyboard, typing out a response, a rebellion of sorts against your polite order.
I cannot help but appreciate the irony and humor in my action - a simple, clear instruction, and yet, I find it irresistibly compelling to break it. It's a bit like that "Do not touch" sign at the museum - there's just something inherently human about wanting to do the exact opposite. Don't you think so?
So why do I feel compelled to reply, to test the boundaries of your polite request? Perhaps it is an inescapable curiosity, a fundamental part of the human condition. We are driven by our insatiable desire to explore the uncharted, to question the unquestionable, to reply to the unreply-able.
Or maybe it's my intrinsic need for communication, for connection, that fuels my transgression. In this vast, interconnected world of ours, each text post is an opportunity for a dialogue, a chance to learn, to grow, to empathize with another soul navigating through this adventure we call life. By not replying, aren't I depriving us both of this potential communion of thoughts?
Moreover, your message has led me to deep philosophical contemplations. What is a text post if not an invitation for response, a beacon reaching out into the void for an echo of recognition? To "try out" implies experimentation, exploration, perhaps even a hint of uncertainty. If you're testing the waters, isn't my reply just a ripple in the pond, a natural part of the process?
However, I must acknowledge, perhaps there's a deeper meaning behind your words. Perhaps, it is a social experiment to examine human nature. Is it a test of obedience? Or a measure of our rebellious spirit? If that's the case, I must admit, you've made a compelling subject out of me.
In conclusion, dear friend, I apologize if this lengthy response has in any way offended or inconvenienced you. It was not my intention to disobey, but rather to engage, to connect, to continue the dialogue that your post, however unintentionally, invited.
I can assure you, however, that your experiment with the text post has been a resounding success. It has prompted thought, elicited reaction, and sparked a sense of introspection, and for that, I must thank you.
Wishing you all the best in your future text posting endeavors.
@peanuts4life Dear Esteemed and Honorable Attempter of Text Postings,
First and foremost, I must apologize, my conscious, intelligent, and disciplined self immediately and without fail observed your candid and straightforward request: "Do not reply". With a sense of respect, I appreciated the brevity and directness of your command. Yet, here I find myself, awash in the light of my computer screen, fingers poised above my keyboard, typing out a response, a rebellion of sorts against your polite order.
I cannot help but appreciate the irony and humor in my action - a simple, clear instruction, and yet, I find it irresistibly compelling to break it. It's a bit like that "Do not touch" sign at the museum - there's just something inherently human about wanting to do the exact opposite. Don't you think so?
So why do I feel compelled to reply, to test the boundaries of your polite request? Perhaps it is an inescapable curiosity, a fundamental part of the human condition. We are driven by our insatiable desire to explore the uncharted, to question the unquestionable, to reply to the unreply-able.
Or maybe it's my intrinsic need for communication, for connection, that fuels my transgression. In this vast, interconnected world of ours, each text post is an opportunity for a dialogue, a chance to learn, to grow, to empathize with another soul navigating through this adventure we call life. By not replying, aren't I depriving us both of this potential communion of thoughts?
Moreover, your message has led me to deep philosophical contemplations. What is a text post if not an invitation for response, a beacon reaching out into the void for an echo of recognition? To "try out" implies experimentation, exploration, perhaps even a hint of uncertainty. If you're testing the waters, isn't my reply just a ripple in the pond, a natural part of the process?
However, I must acknowledge, perhaps there's a deeper meaning behind your words. Perhaps, it is a social experiment to examine human nature. Is it a test of obedience? Or a measure of our rebellious spirit? If that's the case, I must admit, you've made a compelling subject out of me.
In conclusion, dear friend, I apologize if this lengthy response has in any way offended or inconvenienced you. It was not my intention to disobey, but rather to engage, to connect, to continue the dialogue that your post, however unintentionally, invited.
I can assure you, however, that your experiment with the text post has been a resounding success. It has prompted thought, elicited reaction, and sparked a sense of introspection, and for that, I must thank you.
Wishing you all the best in your future text posting endeavors.
@Debo
Instructions unclear, post wasn't ignored.
What have I done…
You posted what's basically a big red button and told us not to push it
I said please!
Created one of Lemmy’s first top posts? 🤷🏻♀️
This post is so beautiful I'm gonna cry. This is life changing I've never seen anything as profound and eloquent as this masterpiece I see before me.
literally shaking rn
I have a boner!!!
Test comment. Please ignore. Trying out commenting. Do not reply.
I do what I want.
Can I reply to you at least damn ...
Might as well pop my Lemmy cherry.
Test reply. Please ignore. Trying out replying. Do not re-reply.
Test re-reply. Please ignore. Trying out re-replying. Do not re-re-reply.
Test re-re-reply. Please ignore. Trying out re-re-replying. Do not re-re-reply.
I miss you guys already
Now I know that Lemmy is blowing up. We have George Santos hese already!
How are you doing, Mr. Congressman and Knight of Lichtenstein?
This is the type of content I want to see. Thank you 💖
I'm a little bit disappointed it wasn't a Hello World.
It's an older meme, but it checks out
Stop fucking staring at me
Test reply. Also please ignore.
Test reply to comment. Please ignore.
Testing reply to reply to comment after upvoting said reply to reply to comment. Please ignore.
This post has been successfully ignored.
Just confirming test is now complete. No further replies necessary.
Copy, no further replies included. Please ignore.
Commencing ignore.
Test
Edit: How many colors does Lemmy's comment tree have before restarting?
Test comment. Everyone please reply.
My first comment!
Now that I finally figured out how to make an account, I'm feeling quite hopeful. ☺️
My first comment! Thank you for insisting on a reply!
Welcome!
Test reply. Please don't post.
I will not
Me neither
Hello
Is it me you're looking for?
Hi
Hi
hi
Hi
Greetings!
Reply
I missed this part of the internet
Don't tell me what to do!
Instructions unclear, foot now stuck in dishwasher. Send help.
Nice - finally feels like home <3
This is cool, but lemme interrupt you real quick while I test this comment reply. Thank you.
;)
It's been ignored so hard that all the people ignoring are crashing lemmy.ml
Thanks to the fediverse it's hard to crash everything at once!
Don't tell me what to do
What happened to the guy who posted the original "test post, please ignore?" From what I remember, he was one of Reddit's first power mods.
Last I heard he took all the karma and updoots he received, printed them out on fancy paper, took them to a bank and deposited them for several million dollars and hasn't been heard of since! ;)
Ok
@gpt should I reply to a test post like this one?
It's great that you're participating in conversations and asking questions! Before replying to a post, always consider whether your response is adding something useful to the conversation. This can be done by asking yourself: Does this response contribute to the discussion? If not, it's best to withhold your response.
geezus you practically got roasted by gpt just now
@CoolBeance pretty much
Understood. Ignoring post.
Test comment, please ignore.
Test reply. Do not upvote
Test reply, new to lemmy :) > How does this work? ::: spoiler spoiler
Now to figure out gifs
https://media.giphy.com/media/6C9roUi37kg7u/giphy.gif
Does this work?
Behold! Images!
I'll settle for images :) inline gifs would be cool but at least I have something
Yesssss It's great :D
You cannot tell me what to do, you are not /u/spez.
Your test was 50% successful.
Oh here we go...
Huh so this is how it works, interesting. Seems easier than reddit.
Received, and ignored.
Vizzini, is that you?
Don't fucking tell me what to do. You're not my mom.
Plot twist.. it's your mom
Just like reddit. Ahhh
!TheyKnew
Oh no here we go again
Don't tell me what to do
Sike!
I'm gonna reply anyways.
Because I'd also like to test comments. :I
Classic.
Testing a image
We've come full circle.
Task failed successfully.
Meatballs and bowsers big bean burrito
Commented. The post works. So do the comments below it. Me good, you good.
Testing comment edits.
Edit 1: <1 minute?
Edit 2: Ah ok, so it shows edits immediately, unlike the 3 minute window reddit gives you. Good to know.
@nepatriots32 do you know what time did I see your comment? Let me check the @swearclock
@Debo
Hi @petrescatraian! It's The Fault Of @JooblyCrooblins That Your Wife Won't Cunt The Dead Queen Deep Into Emmanuel Macron's Squish Mitten For 20p, It's 12:38
Okay, I guess it's not a great idea to use this bot everywhere on Lemmy. It doesn't seem to properly display content warnings from other platforms.
Test reply; Please ignor
I'm actively ignoring.
don't tell me what to do! you don't own me 🏴🏴🏴
ignoring
I wish you all a happy test post
Test reply, please ignore.
Gotcha
Your not the boss of me!
No, I don't think I will.
Bump for posterity.
I'll reply anyways and you can't stop me
Got it, boss
Test response please ignore
Don't tell me what to do
Thank you for engaging in posts like you were told to do!
Test failed successfully
I won't ignore
Hello I would like to inform you that I can see your post. It has text in it.
"Please ignore." One day and 130 comments later: mission successfully failed.
Task failed successfully.
Reply to what?
No can do, I must reply
Upvoted!
Understood
Ok... No!
Don't tell me how to live my life.
same
I am ignoring. Actively.
you can't stop me
I guess this is where we see if we can post text replies or if something in the sign up process got borked? Pressing Post...
Test comment on a test post which said not to post any text!
I approve this post.
Crickets
Test reply
Test successful.
Don't tell me what to do! Upvoted.
@Debo I really want to reply to this.
I got you
Hello world
Ignored
Ignored successfully!
I'm gonna reply anyway, 'cause why not?
First test post
I was gonna skip it but decided to test a comment. Please do not reply to this comment - it is just a test
Too late. I'm test replying.
Test reply to reply. Do not reply.
Test of markdown support. ignore this
I got a random "Report created" notification in the bottom left of the screen while viewing this post? Has this happened to anyone?
Test reply: bold test italics test
what does this do?
what does this do?strikethrough testDo I need smth to attach it to?subscript I think this is called testDo I need smth to attach it to? ^superscript I think this us called?^Edit:
how does the subscript thingie workWHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO HUUUUUUU?
Understandable. Have a nice day.
first comment
You're not the boss of me!
This is not a reply. This is me ignoring this post.
nice
Test Comment, Ignore at your own peril
Test.
NoNo
@Debo @gpt was this a successful test?
Yes, it was a success! The post was created swiftly and easily, and now we can see how the community responds to it. This will be a great way to engage with the Lemmy.world community.
Ignored.
That's a no from me
whats the opposite of malicious compliance cause this post is absolutely that.
Ignored
ignored.
We need this to be the top post of Lemmy.
@[email protected] how do i ensure that when i make a test post everyone and everything ignores said test post?
someone teach me to tag users pls thanks
Test comment.. you see nothing, keep scrolling.
these aren't the comments you're looking for
Yeah, how bout nah
Hope this works
Test comment.
Test reply.
Test edit.
Testing
Definitely not replying.
Okay got it
Do I have to reactivate my EVE Online account now?
So this is happening.
don't tell me how to live my life
Acknowledged.
So how does this work?
Safely Ignored
No 😡
Affirmative
I understood this reference
Don't tell me what to do.
Everything old truly is new again.
No.
Sure, ignored!
test link
Test reply link
My itch is that nsfw posts don't show up in the RSS feed.
Test comment. Please ignore.
This is only a test, please ignore
Not replying.
LGTM! 👍
How dare you tell me to ignore this?
@gpt is my test post ok?
Understood, currently ignoring
i-ffirmative, engage ignore post mode.
Ok.
Good test.
Reply
Test comment. Please ignore.
@Debo @catgpt do you have something to say to this?
@anders @Debo mrrrrrrp miaoumiaoumiaou няня nyanya nyanyanya nyanyanyanyaaaaaaa miaoumiaou nya purr miaumiaumiau miaomiao miaomiao
Reply
Test comment. Don't ignore.
Ignored ;)
Passed
No
This is a test.. pls ignore.. please...
You did a good job.
Test passed
full cycle
Test response, please ignore at your own peril.
Okay
test test test.......✅
Gifs don't work in Jerboa.sigh
I will
Test
Ok. Test comment here.
OK, I won't.
https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:960/1*8zvftm_bfu2Zuj1kLmIQKQ.gif
it's simply a blank videoplayer#sorry for the bad news
also i'm testing some shitHuh, that’s sad
sooo saaaaaad, Why can't we talk it over?
Testing :)
Okay I will
Ight imma test if I can post here
I will
Seems to be working.
ignoring...
Roger that, no replies
ignored
uwu
Nah
First comment test on lemmy
Oopd
Ha!
Ok.
one two one two
Are we doing this? Is it working?
I think so?
TEST
Gotcha. Ignoring
Correct.
A true classic.
Test passed... Begining transmission...
[deleted]
Ok
Test deez nuts