Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They're not shitposting at all. They're people posting on a popular community for fake internet points
This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it
Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they're stupid
A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic. So obviously the real shitposts are the comments shittalking the post and derailing the topic.
In a sense, yeah. Not that they shouldn't be criticised, but that they shouldn't be taken seriously. Just read every post and comment as if it has a /s at the end and you'll have a more enjoyable time
It's kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it's a shitposting community
You mean exactly two people?
Or is this comment a shitpost?
I think we both know why that is…
People are stupid, and lemmy is mostly used by 'Muricans, who are without a doubt, the most stupid of all
Hey! Whoa! That's not fair! Like 65% of us CAN read above a 6th grade level.
And in person it's easy to tell who the idiots are. They wear red hats with white text.
Only because they aren't yet able to wear their white hoods publicly
Yet...
So much edge.
If only the guy in OP tried to edge as much.
*Anymore
No amount of hate justifies them, and anyone who dares to try will be paying civil fines for the rest of their natural life.
I premature ejaculate daily.
There are meetings for that. No special dress code, you can just come in whatever you're wearing.
Hmmm, I put things into the meetings?
People keep saying this exact shit like 'shitpost' is synonymous with 'anything goes and shall not be criticised'
Edit: guys stop criticizing this comment this is a shitpost community
Not at all
Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They're not shitposting at all. They're people posting on a popular community for fake internet points
This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it
Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they're stupid
I suspect a bit of both
someone's cranky, not getting enough fisting huh? hang in there guy, it'll get better.
A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic. So obviously the real shitposts are the comments shittalking the post and derailing the topic.
But then those comments belong here, being shitposts in shitposting community
In a sense, yeah. Not that they shouldn't be criticised, but that they shouldn't be taken seriously. Just read every post and comment as if it has a /s at the end and you'll have a more enjoyable time
i mean, ragebait is shitposting
Welcome to lemmy!
Well if that's what you want it's in the wrong hole
*whose
Why is her orgasm his responsibility but his orgasm is also his responsibility?
Do you mean Joe Biden?
Thanks, Trumpbama
Missed opportunity to talk about your "shortcuming"
That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.
I prefer shumming
The big brows didn't get it
Mickey7 vibes.
Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?
He's a shitposter.
The funny kind or the “it’s just a joke” kind?
The boomer humor kind
I love how angry boomer humor makes people. It makes it so funny to me.
Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?
I thought Kirsten & Tobey were wearing diamond strands. You're right. Poor attempt at cum censoring.
Why though? Cum is not a swear
Yes
Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn't mean you're done.
But I literally just finished? And she seems weirdly pissed? And I'm sleepy. Women: you just can't please 'em!
No, it's a race and the winner takes all.
It's like if you went to a restaurant without ordering any dessert. Fine. Next time, you can also cook at home. "Enjoy yourself".
Cringe censoring is cringe
Dude's batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame... sounds like he doesn't have much of a personality either.
I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You're not wrong!
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet....
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I've optimised my game.
I'm so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I've decided to call this superpower "wet dreams"
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
It was good for me, was it good for y... Nevermind I don't care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Then there's no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he's good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
If I didn't know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ''it'll be quick, won't feel a thing'', seals the deal.