Spyke
ChicoSuavereply
lemmy.world

I'm not going to ignore fancy royal shit. I want to embrace it. I want to normalize fancy shit as a way for people to build a unique and definable personal fashion statement. The rich like it because it's inaccessible to the hoi poloi and the poors.

I want to infringe on their culture. Appropriate it for us normal people. Make the fashion of the rich pivot to something minimal and encourage them to really pull back because there is nothing they can do except spend more to get less. I want to rob the rich of all their comforts starting with how they see themselves.

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Youtube videos to learn and estate and garage sales for the sewing machine. So many Nana's have a family that doesn't know how to use her well loved hobby machine.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Still better than a suit and tie. Also the guillotines got us into this situation in the first place. (Not that I want the kings back, just some of their fashion)

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discuss.tchncs.de

I thought that it was after the French decided that their kings were to pompous and started wearing military outfits (after the king mysteriously disappeared). I could be wrong tho, the British royals could use some less gold.

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thought it started with Victorian England. I'm too tired to double check or get in a rabbit hole right now. either way the guillotine is worth a try

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tetris11reply
feddit.uk

For anyone with mild dyslexia: corset and escort are not the same

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RaivoKullireply
sopuli.xyz

It's going to either be useless or uncomfortable. That's a no for me dawg

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RaivoKullireply
sopuli.xyz

I mean either it is shaping you and that's gonna be uncomfortable or they're not in which case... what's the point

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Frezikreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

It tends to force good posture.

Just try one. There's some fairly affordable ones on Aliexpress.

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lemmy.world

Client: Hey I’m a villain in an anime setting who is looking to intimidate an everyman protagonist.
Tailor: Will you be saying “Muhaha?”
Client: Oh most definitely.
Tailor: Better add the cape then.

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lemmy.world

Oh man, did you know that the capes thing was actually in-world propaganda/disinformation in the movies? Syndrome killed all the people listed as having cape accidents, so it was like a go-to coverup that they died in cape related ways, like the people making the cover stories didn't have the creativity to come up with anything else. And it just ended up making capes seem like a bad idea.

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gruereply
lemmy.world

Wait, does the movie actually show that? Are any of the same heroes cited by Edna as cape accidents also shown in Syndrome's database as being killed by him instead?

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lemmy.world

Yeah, it doesn't point it out, but if you check the names, they are all there.

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gruereply
lemmy.world

This got me curious enough to go re-watch the scenes involved. The five supers Edna names are not shown in Syndrome's records (at least not the ones Bob looks up).

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lemmy.world

Ah, nevermind then. I was taking it on word from someone else. Guess I shouldn't do that, even for something that would be weird to make up.

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Is this image playing at about 396fps, or is my lemmy browsing app not able to handle this image right?

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aussie.zone

I love that Americans think Caucasians means white people. Actually, scratch that, I hate it because it’s based on 19th Century pseudo-scientific nonsense that literally claims that “mongoloid” is a sub-race of humanity.

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That's one of the reasons but there's also the fact that we had no fucking clue where white people were from and most of the oldest artifacts from before the Iron Curtain were found in the Caucasian mountains. Given that the Hittites were the oldest known and best researched Indo-European group and their proximity to the Caucasian mountains you end up with a bit of a weird bias.

While a lot of this shit has origins in 1800s racism the ones that stuck around did so because of long term misunderstandings. There was also a short lived hypothesis that different "races" evolved from different species of ape, though that one didn't survive particularly long.

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It's not our fault, all our standardized tests growing up had us pick that bubble if we were white and it never came up anywhere else.

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“Do you take your spouse until the end of time? As your final relationship? Your final fantasy?”

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piefed.social

I sent this to my friend along with a message about how much I’d love to see men start wearing this sort of thing, and his response was nothing but “that would get so dirty”

😭 quit being practical! Get it professionally cleaned between use, like a tux! Rent it or smth! Wedding dresses drag on the floor too, but you, the man, are too good to get dirty?????

Smdh.

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sh.itjust.works

I wore a cape to university one day as a bit. A guy in a passing car threw a drink at me in protest.

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tetris11reply
feddit.uk

I'm not saying he was wrong, but I am sorry it happened. If it helps, someone once threw a kebab at me in a passing car. It was mixed grill.

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piefed.social

That sucks. People suck. How’s men’s fashion ever going to improve if people are so shit about anything outside the norm?

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blarghlyreply
lemmy.world

Isn't it the thing about fashion that it never improves, just endlessly changes? So men's fashion, not changing, has simply left the wheel of samsara.

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I feel at one with my dad jeans with holes in them, and t-shirt with a jumper that should have probably been washed a few days ago

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I do larp, so I wear an above average number of capes and cloaks. It's super inconvenient, but at historically capes would end up at the lowest around your calves, because yeah this gets dirty.

And historically, that meant you'd drag it through literal shit that was in every street, not just road-dirt. It would get destroyed pretty quickly too. Also, as a dutch person, capes have the problem of not letting your a bike, which is a terrible thing of course.

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piefed.social

ty for being honest.

I’d love to marry a dude rocking this. He better walk down the aisle too tho

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TexasDrunkreply
lemmy.world

Walk nothing. I'll be on a palanquin carried by my groomsmen.

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TexasDrunkreply
lemmy.world

It's a formal occasion so loincloths, French cuffs (not the shirt, just the cuffs), and bowties. And formal sandals.

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I never saw Chip, Dale, Monterey Jack, Gadget, or Zipper dressed like that.

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We’re still slowly working our way out of a doldrums era where male clothing has to be undecorative and functional. C’mon lads, we can do this! Let’s peacock again.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Ahh to be overweight and the ability to make anything seemingly cool look like a holloween costume.

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Daftyduxreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

This, OP's image, wouldn't work for me. Not saying there isn't anything that might be as cool. Im thinking, full mech suit.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I think I saw something with an older Orson Welles in something kinda similar a step or two less dramatic. English noblemen wore something less embellished for a while. I think one of the Louie's wore a cape with heels and mostly nailed it.

You're just afraid to work and experiment with the realities of your body and what works on it visually.

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Daftyduxreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

The thing i like about this outfit is the dark esthetic with a sharp profile. Rounding it out wouldn't be as cool imo and adding embellishments to mimic the sharp angles would make it over sized.

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So if you're lonely, you know I'm here waiting for you / I'm just a cross-hair, I'm just a shot away from you

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On the one hand: It's downright regal and impressive. Imposing, even.

On the other: I don't own enough land, or run enough countries, to pull this look off.

For a fun photoshoot, sure, but we'd better have other costumed people and a movie set to contextualize it as something wholly fictional and otherworldly. Otherwise, as this thread illustrates, people are going to draw their own conclusions and they're not all going to be nice.

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Eh, I'd say it just takes the right event. Beers with the boys at the blue-collar bar? Probably a bad idea. Any event that says 'semi-formal' to 'formal'? Fuck it, we ball.

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Scrathreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Goddamnit, I just watched a video yesterday where this topic was mentioned and now I see it everywhere

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kkjreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

While that does look awesome, it also looks incredibly high-maintenance and hot. I'll stick to jeans, thanks.

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I mean ... it's late fall. "hot" isn't exactly a huge issue right now. Dare I say, this actually looks too cold? A warm coat would ruin the look.

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lemmy.zip

Btw, has this anime archetype a name? You know, with a weird hat and a saber or canons, usually a general or something, often a endboss, always dangerous.

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They give me vibes of Western European (French and Spanish) high-ranking Naval dress in the 1700-1800s, just embellished and almost caricatured.

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What is life and love if not a permadeath game of Fire Emblem with me as the caped protagonist and my wife, the canonical love interest.

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Thank you. I was struggling to figure out which anime this reminded me of the most.

Say what you want about Zechs, but he really made that neo-regency (?) style work.

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The Legend of the Galactic Heroes collection. For when you absolutely have to upstage the bride.

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fedia.io

Although I personally am not a cape kind of guy, I will readily admit that this looks damn good

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Its ok, we can start you off with an overcoat/duster/trenchcoat/peacoat, much more stereotypically masculine, more practical.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

This is pretty much the formal attire / fashion style from Code Geass, for the Brittanian royalty... but made for actual human beings with actual human being proportions/postures.

Somebody actually made a take on a formal empress dress for I guess CC?:

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beneeneyreply
lemmy.zip

That's crazy I saw this post and immediately thought Code Geass as well

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Let us not forget the GOAT of both fashion and being a shameless marketing insert, the OG squishmallow, CC's actual, one true love:

Cheese-kun.

(Brought to you by Pizza Hut, which somehow exists in Geass' widely divergent alt-history, don't think about it, just buy some pizza, and body sized plushie!)

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Everyone around me has agreed that I NEED that outfit with the heraldry of my Houses on each shoulder and the pendant. I'm just not sure which House to give the pendant.

I could absolutely bullshit my way into a modern House with that outfit.

For anyone wondering, House Rice, House Wellington, and House Tudor. All broken from the main house in 1660 to 1670.

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Fuck it if men don't want capes I'm taking them. Theyre too god looking to be gendered anyways.

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bampopreply
lemmy.world

It's not that men don't want capes. We're just not sure we're enough of a superhero to wear them :'(

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scintillareply
crust.piefed.social

Someone wearing that cape is not a superhero. Villans always get the beat outfits after all.

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Good point. Not sure I could rise to that level of villainy either. You can't just go walking around in a getup like that if you're a mid level henchman.

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Maybe not this particular getup but I remember seeing some earthy tone capes that looked a bit like what you'd expect Aragorn or the hobbits to be wearing, but not that similar that it looks like a cosplay, and those looked pretty comfy and practical (didn't drag on the floor).

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lemmy.world

It's cool and all, but a little too...

early 20th century...

german military for my tastes...

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CheesyFoxreply
lemmy.sdf.org

late XIX early XX military fashion is so cool actually, idk. And this costume in particular is better than a plain classic men's wedding attire anyway. Like, women got all those different cool-looking wedding dresses, different forms, different shapes... And what men got? A plain effing classic suit, the same you'd wear to a business meeting. Yuck.

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lemmy.world

I think if we drop the Epaulettes and Chains maybe we could figure something more generally acceptable out. What do we think of an asymmetrical cape and left arm embellished black Pauldron?

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sound like you're describing Ezio's attire lol

still way cooler than whatever we have now

whatever floats your boat bro

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If you dont get married, you have a financial firewall for when the Healthcare system comes to suck you dry like the vampire it is.

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