Spyke

I just want exclusive, absolute control over all matter, space, and time in all universes. That's all.

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sh.itjust.works

exclusive, absolute

Fine. You're responsible now for every particle in the universes, the laws of physics don't have control over them anymore. Planets will no longer orbit their stars. Electrons won't repell other electrons, so things will just fall through each other. Unless you actively decide otherwise for each and ever one of the >10⁸⁰ particles. That's a lot of responsibility for one person.

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That's a lot of responsibility for one person.

And you know damn well your boss isn't going to give you a raise for this.

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If I'd even be responsible for my own particles then everyone's fucked. I'm barely holding it together as it is...

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sh.itjust.works

Those things can still happen, without individual approval of each electron interaction, or those other very valid points you made. The absolute part means you can let it all keep going as it was. Just, well yea change some stuff.

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I will never eat a peanut butter cup without thinking about this.

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I don't think it counts as an avatar if it's a photo of a person. I think in this case it's just a pfp. Someone please fill me in.

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You reached the end