Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardless
Transitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passing
I don't know if this is disingenuous "reasoning" or, an honest position.
Ever since I came to understand that Flat Earthers weren't just trolls, like the way Birds Aren't Real folks ARE trolls, I've had trouble sussing out what's real and what's just bullshit "reasoning" to support bullshit ideals. I get now that I was just naive as to how incredibly stupid and evil people can be.
Society obviously has a range of critical thinking capability. It used to be that every village had its idiot and the village knew who that was, and thus who to promptly ignore. The problem with the internet, is that all the village idiots found each other and started to form their own villages online. Along the way those that weren't quite as dumb saw the groups they formed and thought, "Gee, that many people surely can't be wrong", and the groups got larger and larger until they were big enough to actually cause harm.
Sometimes, the seed of that stupidity were jokes and trolls. Flat Earth Theory was one of those seeds. Trump's political career was kickstarted by 4Chan taking advantage of the same online landscape and legacy media's inability to stay away from a constantly expanding train wreck that generates infinite ad revenue.
That was more a riff on the decades-long fear of mass surveillance. There's a degree of conspiracy theory on top of the conspiracy theory, in which a few niche corners of the internet assert the "Birds Aren't Real" guy was promoted as a means of deflecting attention from the Snowden Leaks and other surveillance whistleblowers.
I’ve had trouble sussing out what’s real and what’s just bullshit “reasoning” to support bullshit ideals.
Welcome to Post Modernist Mass Media. Manipulating public opinion is now more important than conveying anything that's actually useful.
I know, it's beyond frustrating! I consider myself not smart at all, yet people actually believe the earth is flat? Like, I mean, like.. I don't know, it's just, it's like they're spitting in the face of humanity-stupid, it's not even fun. It's just beyond stupid.
It's not unreasonable, if you're so fed up with being lied to that you only believe what you see with your own two eyes.
And that you see when you look at the horizon is usually flat earth.
My issue with flat earthers is that they're inconsistent with the whole "I believe what I see with my own two eyes" thing and hold other beliefs completely on faith alone with the same fervor.
But they don't use their eyes. If they used their eyes they would know that Earth is roughly spherical. Just like people have known for thousands of years
Nah, there are many tests the poorest of homeless could do in modern times that prove the Earth is a sphere. The people that honestly believe it are either stupid to the point of being a detriment to society, or dishonest contrarians that are so shit that they're ... a detriment to society.
Humanity hasn't been subject to natural selection for so long that completely brainless morons do exist in droves, and it's frankly terrifying. Humanity is doomed, and it's because far too many "good" people do not understand the natural forces that drove us to try and control our environment.
I hear you, and agree. But, as you point out, their inconsistency do tend to make me believe that they are beyond stupid, or just very, very bad people. Don't know what I prefer.
If stupid isn't fixable (it is if the stupid person(s) acknowledge their lack of knowledge, but only a good person(s) seem to be able to come to such conclusion), then I don't know.
Bullshit. I refuse to believe flat earthers actually exist. I'm convinced flat earthed groups are just idiots laughing at how stupid the rest are for actually believing it
If it's causing you "indecent thoughts" it's because you're gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don't touch.
I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, "a man" was defined as "wears a mustache and has a big hat" - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?
Funny how culture thinks it's the first and last word of a definition
So anyway, this guy has a beard and hat but no mustache, therefore not a man.
Thats so weird. Theres a woman near me that has a full beard. I want men from that culture to meet her and see exactly why you shouldn't just because you could.
I had a lot of bad ideas in my life, but at some point i realised it and moved on to the next bad idea. But somehow religious nutters are like: "we've been stupid for so long, we can't give up now."
He must be a fan of the popular Australian band 'The Beards' and their popular ditty: "If your dad doesn't have a beard then you've got two mums" and other excellent beard related songs.
Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn't should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one "tempting" by just being there.
So these people that hear this shit don't think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.
Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I'm going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?
Or if being gay is a choice, why don't more people who don't have a problem with it make that choice?
This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard.... YIKES!!!!!
[Chorus]
Men with beards
What are they hiding?
Could I handle the truth
If they chose me to confide in?
Or would my dead body be found
Down a railway siding?
Where I'd been murdered by a man with a beard
Murdered by a man with a beard
[Verse 1]
You can't work out what they're thinking in their face
Because they've got hair growing all over the place
You can't tell what they're up to, maybe it's best not to know
Perhaps they're full of hair up here, but they've got none down below?
Do they put porno mags in the bushes in the woods?
Do they interfere with kids – and make them say 'Thank you' afterwards?
Do they hang around in parks, and wait 'til after dark
Jump out of the bushes – and then fuck you for a lark?
[Chorus 2]
Men with beards
What are they concealing?
That facial fuzz gives me
An uneasy feeling
Like they'll hide my dismembered corpse
Up in the ceiling
Where I've been butchered by a man with a beard
Butchered by a man with a beard
[Verse 2]
Shipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, Haystacks
They were all hiding something, and that's an actual fact
Whispering Bob Harris – why was his voice so soft?
Had he murdered a prostitute up in his loft?
Like Peter Sutcliffe: The Yorkshire Ripper
He avoided the use of a razor or clipper
They've all got a secret – could be anything
But they're probably part of a pedophile ring
[Chorus 3]
Men with beards
What are they obscuring?
They all seem so confident
And so assuring
But to some waste ground
You, they'll be luring
Where you'll be bludgeoned by a man with a beard
Bludgeoned by a man with a beard
[Verse 3]
A recent phenomenon, that I find weird
Is the peculiar anomaly of the fashion beard
In adverts, bearded men are considered normal and cool
They're no longer just kerbcrawling outside the school
But now I can't tell a rapist from some guy who is hip!
Which one is Mick, from This is England – and which is Scroobius Pip?!
Throw in a pair of sandals, and an ethnic hat
And is he a Muslim extremist, or a Hoxton twat?!
[Chorus 4]
Men with beards
What are they secreting?
Will they trick you into
A clandestine meeting
And then drug your drink
Or the food you were eating?
Until you wake up to find what you feared
You're being rogered by a man with a beard
Watch out for men with beards
(He's behind you...)
I haven't seen many clips, but the effect on me was more humanizing than anything.
It's mostly funny and having religious nutjobs is a shared experience.
Hey I have muslim friends. They're just human beings. Good ones at that, and no different from me. All believers in 'big daddy in the sky' are nutcases. Whatever the flavor. Go ahead , call me a kufar coz that's what I am. I also donated €500 when Atsjee was flooded. You can figure that one out by yourself.
I agree that men without beards aren't masculine men, but I find absolutely nothing about shaved dudes attractive. I like a bush on pussy too, though. I'm all about natural. Plastic surgery, or too much makeup, too much shaving, all of that is a turnoff.
Hey thank you for your opinion. I disagree. I don't mind at all that you express your opinion. But everyone has preferences. I'm really comfortable with mine. You can have yours, and mine remain unchanged.
Your "opinion" started with a declarative blanket statement that is utter horseshit, so don't even try to play the patronizing "high ground" wiggle. Take a minute and think on your default regurge routine, friendo.
What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.
He probably didn't even realize he was confessing.
Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?
....are there any women here today?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won't be though.
"12 bottles of bleach" scene from Four Lions (2010)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWUTCo-D_J8
That's my IRA voice
😂
"You're the problem for making me horny" is giving Count Frollo energy.
Work on yourself, find a twink who loves you back, and leave the rest of the world alone.
Man, that shit made me gay.
I mean, I'd let Pedro Pascal turn me gay. No homo.
You know he can grow full facial hair? He just had to shave it all off. On account of losing Pedro Pascal's Wager
Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardless
Transitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passing
The fact that Turkish language doesn't have gendered pronouns makes this even funnier.
I don't know if this is disingenuous "reasoning" or, an honest position.
Ever since I came to understand that Flat Earthers weren't just trolls, like the way Birds Aren't Real folks ARE trolls, I've had trouble sussing out what's real and what's just bullshit "reasoning" to support bullshit ideals. I get now that I was just naive as to how incredibly stupid and evil people can be.
Flat earthers actually started as a troll, but people are really fucking stupid.
Society obviously has a range of critical thinking capability. It used to be that every village had its idiot and the village knew who that was, and thus who to promptly ignore. The problem with the internet, is that all the village idiots found each other and started to form their own villages online. Along the way those that weren't quite as dumb saw the groups they formed and thought, "Gee, that many people surely can't be wrong", and the groups got larger and larger until they were big enough to actually cause harm.
Sometimes, the seed of that stupidity were jokes and trolls. Flat Earth Theory was one of those seeds. Trump's political career was kickstarted by 4Chan taking advantage of the same online landscape and legacy media's inability to stay away from a constantly expanding train wreck that generates infinite ad revenue.
FYI: Flat Earthers started out just like the Bird's Aren't Real people.
"Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company."
Is that Kolanaki’s Law, then?
That was more a riff on the decades-long fear of mass surveillance. There's a degree of conspiracy theory on top of the conspiracy theory, in which a few niche corners of the internet assert the "Birds Aren't Real" guy was promoted as a means of deflecting attention from the Snowden Leaks and other surveillance whistleblowers.
Welcome to Post Modernist Mass Media. Manipulating public opinion is now more important than conveying anything that's actually useful.
I know, it's beyond frustrating! I consider myself not smart at all, yet people actually believe the earth is flat? Like, I mean, like.. I don't know, it's just, it's like they're spitting in the face of humanity-stupid, it's not even fun. It's just beyond stupid.
It's not unreasonable, if you're so fed up with being lied to that you only believe what you see with your own two eyes.
And that you see when you look at the horizon is usually flat earth.
My issue with flat earthers is that they're inconsistent with the whole "I believe what I see with my own two eyes" thing and hold other beliefs completely on faith alone with the same fervor.
But they don't use their eyes. If they used their eyes they would know that Earth is roughly spherical. Just like people have known for thousands of years
Well not all of us have the privilege of travelling ten whole miles and then remembering to look back, eh!
Nah, there are many tests the poorest of homeless could do in modern times that prove the Earth is a sphere. The people that honestly believe it are either stupid to the point of being a detriment to society, or dishonest contrarians that are so shit that they're ... a detriment to society.
Humanity hasn't been subject to natural selection for so long that completely brainless morons do exist in droves, and it's frankly terrifying. Humanity is doomed, and it's because far too many "good" people do not understand the natural forces that drove us to try and control our environment.
I hear you, and agree. But, as you point out, their inconsistency do tend to make me believe that they are beyond stupid, or just very, very bad people. Don't know what I prefer. If stupid isn't fixable (it is if the stupid person(s) acknowledge their lack of knowledge, but only a good person(s) seem to be able to come to such conclusion), then I don't know.
Master trolls are indistinguishable from stupid and/or evil people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOchBejcc
Bullshit. I refuse to believe flat earthers actually exist. I'm convinced flat earthed groups are just idiots laughing at how stupid the rest are for actually believing it
Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh
If it's causing you "indecent thoughts" it's because you're gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don't touch.
Reminds me of that guy who was deported because he was too hot and turning all the guys gay
As a gay guy, I can see it
Dude, I can even see it as a straight guy.
How terrible! Where was he deported? Like what’s his address? …. Can he come stay with me?
There are neighborhoods in LA with a reasonable supply of dudes who look like this.
Reason #432 that conservatives are afraid of cities.
Yeah, he looks like an average Turkish or Bollywood handsome actor. Saudis basically reported on themselves with this.
Sexual awakening at 69.
Sometimes, that's what it takes.
As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don't look like women.
Whereas, two gay men with one beard are a 1940s* married couple.
*est.
I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, "a man" was defined as "wears a mustache and has a big hat" - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?
Funny how culture thinks it's the first and last word of a definition
So anyway, this guy has a beard and hat but no mustache, therefore not a man.
Thats so weird. Theres a woman near me that has a full beard. I want men from that culture to meet her and see exactly why you shouldn't just because you could.
It's okay, just say "no homo" after thinking the thoughts and ur good.
Religion is the worst idea, ever.
I had a lot of bad ideas in my life, but at some point i realised it and moved on to the next bad idea. But somehow religious nutters are like: "we've been stupid for so long, we can't give up now."
Yes, even your religion.
Yeah, you're gay mate. You just aren't into bears...
Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say "No... no I'm very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me."
To hang out with the two wolves?
Is wolf a subtype of gay?
You're gonna have to ask the wolves, friend
Awoo?
It's almost like it's normal to have those thoughts and your need to punish yourself for those thoughts is a you problem, not an us problem, eh?!
As the old disco song says, "Ain't no closet big enough!" for this preacher
Add another panel where they're making out
I'm gonna come right out and say it:
A beard with no moustache looks weird.
Looks fine on this guy.
Hey, he wants to look like a half-shorn scrote. 🤷🏼♂️
Agreed. It looks like the man's face has been shortened.
He must be a fan of the popular Australian band 'The Beards' and their popular ditty: "If your dad doesn't have a beard then you've got two mums" and other excellent beard related songs.
Old mate probably just got lost in translation.
Need further information.
What do mustaches do?
Asking for a friend.....
Gay men have famously never worn a moustache. Especially not in that one photo with Freddie Mercury and like 10 men in his bed.
Upper shaft work. Support role, usually a bonus feature.
That’s another way of admitting you’re gay, I guess.
Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn't should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one "tempting" by just being there.
So these people that hear this shit don't think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.
Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I'm going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?
Or if being gay is a choice, why don't more people who don't have a problem with it make that choice?
It’s super weird how they care so much about this shit. It’s like they made an HOA into a religion.
Women with beards are hot to straight women.
HA gaaaay!
The teacher doth protest too much...
What's the Arabic translation for "You can't have a Canadian Jordan Peterson, we have Jordan Peterson at home"?
ما في داعي لجوردان بيترسون الكندي، عندنا جوردان بيترسون في البيت
Your welcome :)
This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard.... YIKES!!!!!
Imam wants to be an Idaddy
[Chorus] Men with beards What are they hiding? Could I handle the truth If they chose me to confide in? Or would my dead body be found Down a railway siding? Where I'd been murdered by a man with a beard Murdered by a man with a beard
[Verse 1] You can't work out what they're thinking in their face Because they've got hair growing all over the place You can't tell what they're up to, maybe it's best not to know Perhaps they're full of hair up here, but they've got none down below? Do they put porno mags in the bushes in the woods? Do they interfere with kids – and make them say 'Thank you' afterwards? Do they hang around in parks, and wait 'til after dark Jump out of the bushes – and then fuck you for a lark?
[Chorus 2] Men with beards What are they concealing? That facial fuzz gives me An uneasy feeling Like they'll hide my dismembered corpse Up in the ceiling Where I've been butchered by a man with a beard Butchered by a man with a beard
[Verse 2] Shipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, Haystacks They were all hiding something, and that's an actual fact Whispering Bob Harris – why was his voice so soft? Had he murdered a prostitute up in his loft? Like Peter Sutcliffe: The Yorkshire Ripper He avoided the use of a razor or clipper They've all got a secret – could be anything But they're probably part of a pedophile ring
[Chorus 3] Men with beards What are they obscuring? They all seem so confident And so assuring But to some waste ground You, they'll be luring Where you'll be bludgeoned by a man with a beard Bludgeoned by a man with a beard
[Verse 3] A recent phenomenon, that I find weird Is the peculiar anomaly of the fashion beard In adverts, bearded men are considered normal and cool They're no longer just kerbcrawling outside the school But now I can't tell a rapist from some guy who is hip! Which one is Mick, from This is England – and which is Scroobius Pip?! Throw in a pair of sandals, and an ethnic hat And is he a Muslim extremist, or a Hoxton twat?!
[Chorus 4] Men with beards What are they secreting? Will they trick you into A clandestine meeting And then drug your drink Or the food you were eating? Until you wake up to find what you feared You're being rogered by a man with a beard Watch out for men with beards (He's behind you...)
Where the hell is that even from? I want to listen to this sick song.
https://youtu.be/P_3IftN5ybQ
Enjoy my friend
Y'all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I've encountered several guys who turned out to be gay. And I don't have a beard.
Coincidence?
This needs a follow up panel of Turkish dude and French dude making out and blushing.
Best I can do is lube up two buff men with olive oil and have them wrestle half-naked while other middle-aged men watch on the side.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling
Guess he's never been turned on by a woman with facial hair. Fuckin pleb
Found the dwarf(the fantasy kind).
It's ok. We all got that was your fantasy before you said so. All good.
Indecent thoughts, I can live with that. Thank you.
Men without mustaches cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.
Jake Paul is going through phase
I feel like he needs that to be the case...
Okay, but the man has a point. Cleaning semen hair is not trivial.
What about if you don't got a chin like homie in the picture??
Strong claims require evidence. Source?
>MailOnline
Be better than posting this rag.
It is a meme
It's weaponized misinformation to divide people so they don't go after the oligarchy. It's literally what this is.
Yes. This meme is exactly what this is. Uh huh.
Have fun with that.
You're right, shitmemes based on DailyMail content is the high level academic stuff you're reaching for.
👍
Bye bye now
Check out memri tv on YT, for a 'the best of' selection of religious morons.
The IDF psyop to make you bigoted against Muslims?
I haven't seen many clips, but the effect on me was more humanizing than anything.
It's mostly funny and having religious nutjobs is a shared experience.
Hey I have muslim friends. They're just human beings. Good ones at that, and no different from me. All believers in 'big daddy in the sky' are nutcases. Whatever the flavor. Go ahead , call me a kufar coz that's what I am. I also donated €500 when Atsjee was flooded. You can figure that one out by yourself.
I agree that men without beards aren't masculine men, but I find absolutely nothing about shaved dudes attractive. I like a bush on pussy too, though. I'm all about natural. Plastic surgery, or too much makeup, too much shaving, all of that is a turnoff.
What an insecure statement to make.
Hey thank you for your opinion. I disagree. I don't mind at all that you express your opinion. But everyone has preferences. I'm really comfortable with mine. You can have yours, and mine remain unchanged.
If you hang your masculinity on having a beard that’s pretty fucking insecure, man.
Your "opinion" started with a declarative blanket statement that is utter horseshit, so don't even try to play the patronizing "high ground" wiggle. Take a minute and think on your default regurge routine, friendo.
Can confirm. Not the ‘indecent thoughts’ part, but the ‘looks like a girl part’. Long hair doesn’t help.
Bitch what?
Hey. Um... You should read the other comments here. Might learn something about yourself 🤪