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lemmy.ca

I’m sure the police will notice that crime suddenly only happens when it rains.

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lemmy.world

Not frequently, but when it does it causes flash flooding frequently, just like other deserts.

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Imagine being a cop, doing your best To Serve and Protect impression, only to have your car lock you inside and incinerate you, at a time of its choosing.

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Or at a time of the choosing of the one rich dude who has root on all the cars.

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sh.itjust.works

Wow did US police learn nothing with the Explody Crown Vics? Gonna be hilarious when these guys fall apart during a chase. The "perp" will just need to drive through a puddle.

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lemmy.world

Was the crown vic explody? I know the Pinto was because of how the gas tank was built, and the Crown Vic had a bunch of recalls because it was just stress tested that much by nature of being commonly used by cops and taxi companies but I don't recall the crown vic having major flaws like that.

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Did not know that, appreciate the info! One thought I had though is that the Crown Vic may have had more deaths than the Pinto, was that because they were actually more prone to explode than the Pinto or does the fact that it was so widely used by cops, taxis and groups using a fleet of cars account for the elevated numbers?

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First time im hearing of it as well. I even had a CVPI for a short time and was impressed with the build quality

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It’s just the chase. It’s the “defensive” driving maneuvers and the getting bumped by a beater that will get officers cooked in an unopenable tin can.

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I guess they gotta do something with all that inventory nobody wants to purchase. Keep that stock price up.

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just ride out into the desert, these things get hung up on napkins for fuck sake.

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Lemminaryreply
lemmy.world

Right in front of Trump tower?! Stop, I can only get so hard. 😩

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lemmy.zip

The ten vehicles were fully funded through private donations.

Those private donations could have done better, but at least it wasn’t tax dollars.

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lemmy.world

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

Classic idiots supporting other idiots with idiocy. Have fun with that! I would have gone with Mclarens personally, but you do you LV

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Oh my god it's so fucking pathetic to choose cybertrucks I didn't even think of what else they could have bought.

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I'm gonna laugh when they start losing fingers to the doors being slammed on their hands.

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Hey dude can you please wait like a half an hour? I gotta charge my car if we're gonna have a pursuit...

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We already knew cops arent smart or in any way serving for the American people, or informed about laws, this gives them the perfect vehicle to match.

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lemmy.world

Know any brave militant activist vandals in your area? Would be great if these cars get fucked the moment they hit the streets.

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lemmy.world

Why would you need a vandal for this though? These cars are known to get fucked up by driving off the lot.

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