No way, that guy was actually successful IRL. As opposed to your standard Karen whose accomplishments are mid at best but makes a scene for what, at worst, is less than a mild inconvenience.
Dude had significant wealth and was represented by a strong successful law firm.
Whereas your standard Karen probably financed everything at a high APR and her lawyer was the son of a Karen-adjacent who was voted in the top 10 rising new lawyers according to her FB Neighborhood Group who got his degree at a regional college.
If we're going to discuss this Chief, I think we should use the cone of silence. The lowering mechanism is broken right now, so Hymie has offered to get it down.
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Noooo!! Call a priest!
Karen!Data is basically this guy from "The Neutral Zone":
No way, that guy was actually successful IRL. As opposed to your standard Karen whose accomplishments are mid at best but makes a scene for what, at worst, is less than a mild inconvenience.
Dude had significant wealth and was represented by a strong successful law firm.
Whereas your standard Karen probably financed everything at a high APR and her lawyer was the son of a Karen-adjacent who was voted in the top 10 rising new lawyers according to her FB Neighborhood Group who got his degree at a regional college.
The worst part is I cant tell if these are shitty 1970's hair styles or shitty 2020s hair styles.
Yes.
At least it's not the current broccoli hair
Bottom left genuinely looks like Mark Zuckerberg. I have no idea why.
Also a bit of Bezos.
I see that too.
I was going to say upper right but yes!
Nah, that's Agent 47.
If we're going to discuss this Chief, I think we should use the cone of silence. The lowering mechanism is broken right now, so Hymie has offered to get it down.
Top right
The Beatles, Pauly Shore, Lex Luthor, and Ted Logan.
Ted Theodore Logan
Excellent!
Esquare
That's Bill
Bogus
Station!
Non non non non-heinous!
"What is it now, Potter?"
Bottom right Data wants to know if you like Phil Collins.
Yeah, that made me think the top left Paul McCartney, top right Kenny G, bottom right Jack White.
Emo Data all day long
I prefer the Emo Phillips Data
that one
Third one looks like Jeff Bezos.
It was rejected because, even back then, they knew Data shouldn't be compared to the human sludge known as Jeff Bezos.
Looks more like he and Zuckerberg reproduced.
I would tell top right he's good at playing the bass even if he was very bad at playing the bass.
Top right looks like he's just about to launch into an angry rant about how much Kirk Hammett sucks.
pic #1: Dumb and Data
Bottom-right looks like Kylo Ren.
Imagine living in the universe where Data is bald 💀
These are excellent.
Snape hair.
First it was Davy Jones. Second was Paul McCartney.
Pretty sure that first one is just John Darnielle