TTrex202 lemmy.worldMy job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.73
renegadespork lemmy.jelliefrontier.net“Why aren’t you fixing the boiler?” “Scheduling conflict.” *flips through magazine*61
ZZathras lemmy.zipScruffy's gonna die the way he lived. licks finger and turns the page of Zero-g Juggs magazine56
aarch0x40 lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.48
hhydrashok sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesPrison’s not so bad. You can make Sangria in the toilet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.37
ddaim lemmy.worldScruffy’s gonna get himself another one of those three hundred dollar haircuts… This one’s lost it’s pizzazz.33
Awa lemmy.worldJail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.31
DDavel23 replyfedia.io1Hide 1 replyHe did, and now I'm having trouble finding a clip of Scruffy saying it. I'm wondering if I conflated the two.6
tigeruppercut lemmy.zip A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld. Welp, into the terlet. https://youtu.be/U1y22TfG8wg?t=5711
AAnarchoEngineer lemmy.dbzer0.comsinister silence as he backs out of the room Context: “I hid it in a secret hiding place whose location I never told anyone. Not even Scruffy!”6
My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.
“Why aren’t you fixing the boiler?”
“Scheduling conflict.” *flips through magazine*
Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. licks finger and turns the page of Zero-g Juggs magazine
It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.
In another city, we could be anyone we want.
Scruffy believes in this company.
excellent taste in quotes.
Prison’s not so bad. You can make Sangria in the toilet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.
Terlet
Of course it is.
Scruffy’s gonna get himself another one of those three hundred dollar haircuts… This one’s lost it’s pizzazz.
Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.
Scruffy hears ya. Scruffy don't care.
Didn't Groundskeeper Willie say this too?
He did, and now I'm having trouble finding a clip of Scruffy saying it. I'm wondering if I conflated the two.
You did. Sorry.
Second
Second
Second
Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
What viscosity do you need?
"Mhmm"
marmalade
Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhmm.
Scruffy's on break slowly comps one potato chip
https://youtu.be/U1y22TfG8wg?t=57
Done broke my spine.
Nice rack, tho...
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Scruffy... The janitor."
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmhm
sinister silence as he backs out of the room
Context: “I hid it in a secret hiding place whose location I never told anyone. Not even Scruffy!”
Oh marmalade!